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Dad08/06/16 9:26 a.m.

Birthday wishes:

Happy Birthday Son

Dad08/05/13 10:57 p.m.

Happy Birthday:

Happy Birthday Rob. I miss You.

mom08/05/13 5:07 a.m.


hey Robert , Happy Birthday , love mom

mom06/19/13 4:50 a.m.


Hey Robert been thinking of you a lot these days. Was inT WVA. over the weekend saw most everyone . Love you miss you

mom05/15/13 7:49 a.m.


Just thinking of you. I saw a couple of road runners yesterday at work reminded me of when you wre out here visiting. Just been thinking of ya . Love ya mom

mom04/24/13 9:14 p.m.


Just been thinking of you lately.lov mom

mom02/17/13 6:56 a.m.


Just wanted to say hi. Keria shes beautiful. I can see aslin in her. I hear that Aslin is a very good mom. I wish i could be their, but anyway just saying hi miss you. Love mom.

mom12/25/12 4:34 a.m.

merry christmas:

Hi Robert. Just saying Merry c Christmas

DAD12/18/12 4:03 a.m.

School Shootings & more:

Its been such a long time since i talked to you. I have been thinking alot about you lately while watching some of the interviews of the Parents of all those children that idiot shot & killed last week. While watching the interviews of the parents, i suddenly find tears running down my cheeks. I certainly can relate to them loseing a Child. By the way, Congrat's on becoming a Granddad, but you know that makes me a Great Granddad, So Congats to me too. Thank You!!! I called Scott's first Long Beard Wild Turkey in a couple of years ago. He made a nice shot on it. We hugged for a long time. We was fishing last year & i caught this Monster Bull Red Fish & we hugged long & hard then too. I realy wish you were here so we could go Hunting & Fishing together again. Oh well i'd better get to bed & get some sleep I will try to keep in touch alot more from now on. Merry Christmas, DAD

mom11/21/12 8:14 a.m.


Just thinking of you love mom

mom09/28/12 1:29 p.m.


Hey Robert isaw pictures of your new grandbaby. Shes beautiful. Id love to see her but have to wait till next year. Gotta goo dr calling love mom

Major Bation08/31/12 11:16 a.m.


" WOW THIS IS SO COOL" I remember when you would say that and being able to say hi through this is so cool. You are still with us all that knew and loved you, but you already know that. Tongue Me finally reached her life dream and opened her dance studio....ProDanceAcademy...PDA......I have 4 grand kids now and hear you have one too. My heart still aches when I think of you, hope you are having fun. XONXON.Major

mom08/10/12 8:25 p.m.


hi robert, concrats are in order i hear. you are a grandpap on scotts birthday, i also hear its a girl. dwayne and scott called me. im happy. i wish shed call me. any way love you . mom

mom08/05/12 3:03 a.m.

happy birthday:

Hi Robert Happy Birthday Been thinkig of you often lately missing you. Its another year. O realy miss hearing from Aslin I call but no answer even Leitha doesnt call I guess ive said or done something wrong .Im sorry if I have. Gotta go battery gone LOVE you mom happy birthday Hannah Mae says Hi too.

mom04/25/12 4:55 a.m.


I its that time ive just been thinking of things and you lately wish you were here miss you . Things have been pretty hectic just need to talk. It will get better . Miss you love mom

mom03/25/12 8:26 a.m.


sorry i havent done this before this, I won't wait so long next time. Lov ya mom.

Aslin03/19/12 2:45 a.m.


Hey Daddy! I'm All Grown up! Just found this site, It's really nice to see! To read everyone's missing you's, I have to admit while reading this page I cried. Not the first time in the past 5 months, Oh. Bet you already knew that. I'm expecting, I'm due In early Aug. Maybe It'll be the fifth, That would be really odd. I love you, missing you. To EVERYONE ELSE, THANKYOU, No, that wasn't a typo. thank you all, so much. I'm so grateful for all of your thoughts, wishes and prayers. I would love if someone could contact me about the reddress run, I Won't be able to Drink, However, I would like to walk it this year, I would like to see some of you. Next year, I would like to make a point of Everyone who can be making it out, Since, by then I will have my own family, and won't be able to go out on a regular basis, I want to do this. My email you can contact me at is, Aslin_craft@yahoo.com Thank you. With respect, Aslin I love you daddy!

MOM08/05/11 10:57 p.m.



mom06/19/11 12:22 p.m.


Hey just thinking of you. Missing you too. lov mom

mom05/04/11 4:05 p.m.


just thinking of you lately

mom12/20/10 2:12 p.m.


just been thinking of you its christmas time again. miss you

mom08/05/10 9:19 a.m.



Just Mike08/01/10 9:05 a.m.

Miss you:

Hey pal. It's been so long. You and I shared a birthday, and many beers afterwork. I can't help but think of you about this time of year and I miss the good times. Be at peace. Much love, Just Mike.

Mom06/17/10 6:29 a.m.


hi Robert just been thinking of you lately dont know why its been a long time. I dont have a computer and sorta been busy. Im at work it sorta takes me back to when I got the call of the accident. Aslin is a grown little lade that thinks shes older than she is. shes very pretty has a lot of your features and kirstens in her. i dont talk to her much but i try, Just missing you. I guess its just old age. Ive been seeing a few road runners lately. when aslin was out here at christmas time that year we had a road runner looking in the windows in goodyear I said it was you looking in on us .. love MOM

Drama Queen Bitch02/17/10 9:38 a.m.

Missing You:

For some reason you were on my mind today...even after all these years your memory still brings a smile to my face. On-On my friend. I miss you.

MOM09/02/09 1:16 a.m.



mom06/20/09 3:09 a.m.


just been thinking of you lately lov mom

strip my wood10/16/08 8:43 p.m.

was that you:

kgb,i was hashing and after the run there was a dark cloud, in a cloudless sky, in the shape of a perfect foot, was that you! of course the drunken camera person waited till the cloud moved before the picture shot, thinking of you

mom08/07/08 12:16 a.m.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY 8/5/2008 YOUR 39 TODAY lov mom

mom06/19/08 1:29 a.m.

just remembering:

hey Robert im sitting here remembering this night of hell 6 very long years ago. in some ways its just yesterday. ive been reading the messages again sometimes i have to do that. although your always in my thoughts.of the last time we spent time together was when you , Aslin,Scott,& Karin visited in AZ for thanksgiving I enjoyed that time so much. gotta go miss you. i'm drinking a beer for ya. love ya

mom03/04/08 11:45 p.m.


it's been awhile just thinking of you

mom08/17/07 1:07 a.m.


hey tried to say happy birthday on 08/05/07 but didn't get on this page. So i'm saying it late HAPPY BIRTHDAY you would be 38. just been thinking of you and missing you. love mom

mom06/19/07 7:29 a.m.


hi robert just needed to say hi. its been a long time. miss you love mom

mom02/27/07 12:44 a.m.


hi robert, just needing to say hi. been thinking about you lately. really missed you this year we wre all at scotts had a good time you were in my thoughts and heart. miss you. lov mom

08/19/06 10:05 p.m.


Hi! Rob (Bobby) I made a road trip at work yesterday and along side the road I saw a blue Corvette for sale and of coarse I thought of you. On the way back to Oil City I looked at it again as I passed it and tried to think of it being purple and you sitting behind the wheel. I am sure if you were still with us you would have your purple Vette that you always wanted. Its been 4 years since you left and I still miss you so much. "Love Forever Dad"

Tipper08/08/06 1:56 a.m.


Just thinkin bout ya KGB. I was tellin stories about you to my friends tonight...don't worry, they were all good ones!! Love ya! BRI

Drunk Me07/11/06 11:29 a.m.

just missin' you:

So much happening right now, but I know you're looking down from above, smiling. Hope you're sittin' back chillin' with Miranda Rights and Dick on a Stick. Miss you a lot!!!!!

Bummsteer06/07/06 9:06 p.m.

Thinking about old times:

Just thinking of the times that you, and your brother would visit Biloxi for your birthdays, and "Eat Mor Chikin". We had a whole lot of fun, eventhough you were always a wussie boy!

Dances With Poodles04/07/06 1:07 a.m.

One Great Summer:

I just happen to run across this board one tonight while up wasting some time. I thought I would drop a message in the bucket. I spent one summer in Jax, by myself, but I was only alone the first few weeks...Then I found the Hash..KGB, Yak, V.O.,Green Knees,Doofus, Orally Challenged and Caddy Snack took me in and made me feel like family during my 3 months there. I often reminisce of that summer and will always remember it as one of the best summers ever with some of the greatest people I have ever known! I am sorry to hear of your loss..."Dances With Poodles" Scott (scott@memphisband.net) ON ON KGB!

Crash Test Dildo01/29/06 5:00 p.m.

Happy New Year:

Happy Belated New Year, Miss you lots. We rang in the new year toasting one to you. Celebrating Mardi Gras right now, and Happy Mardi Gras to you too. ON-ON Crash

its me again11/05/05 12:12 a.m.

miss you:

been thinging of you lately. mom

pubic guitarist (jerry the brit sailor)07/21/05 7:57 a.m.

loss of KGB:

I have only just learned of the sad loss of ROB (KGB). I had the great pleasure of meeting KGB,YAK and the mad polak that lived with YAK back in 2000 when the British warship that i was serving on at the time came to Mayport for repairs.I stayed at both Robs and yaks house on several weekends and was made to feel very welcome.The most memorable time was the trip to the Oranldo Beer Festive.How we got back to Robs house god only knows, However a great effort was installed to get this Brit back to his ship just before it sailed.A very sad loss to the hashing world an people that knew him. Yak i would be great to hear from you my e-mail khunjerry@hotmail.co.uk

mom07/17/05 6:42 a.m.

miss you:

just been thinking of you lately, but i do that all the time miss you

mom03/27/05 9:08 p.m.

miss you:

thinking of you often. miss you,love ya

Tipper02/02/05 9:01 p.m.


Been thinkin about you KGB. Miss you! - BRI

High School Friend07/27/04 10:51 a.m.


I just recently learned of Rob's passing after a visit to Oil City. I did a "Google" search and found this site. Rob and I dated during his trips to Atlanta in late 1999 & early 2000. We vaguely knew each other back in high school in O.C. and lost touch until 1999, after being reintroduced by mutual people. We talked frequently on the telephone and enjoyed each other's company during his visits to Atlanta. He spoke with the greatest affection and love for his daughter, brother and parents. We often would just cook dinner together and spend the evening talking, watching movies. Mostly our talks revolved around our children, he longed to provide a stable home for his daughter. Rob encouraged me often to visit him in Jacksonville after the interviews in Atlanta fell through. Unfortunately, I never did. We lost touch again after I moved west in 2000, although I thought about Rob often during the past few years. I am genuinely shocked and heartbroken to hear of the passing of such a warm and loving man, who touched my heart.

weathered cock of miami-dade county08/28/03 10:26 p.m.

"...i remember MEAT GRINDER...":

i remember meeting MEAT GRINDER and HASH RASH for the first time. they were arguing about whose turn it was to do the h3 run, and whose turn it was to watch the baby in the stroller! i remember drinking my first down-down at my first west palm beach h3 run, in april of 1991. MEAT GRINDER, PSYCHO, NURSE GOODBODY, and STROKIN'-OFF were having such a good time laughing so hard, watching me drink a down-down, proudly wearing my polyester bowling shirt with the name "SUE" embroidered onto it, and my unwrinkled polyester slacks. i remember spending more than one night at the humble abode of MEAT GRINDER and HASH RASH after "definitely" NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE MYSELF ALL THE WAY HOME TO MIAMI-DADE COUNTY after an h3 run in west palm beach. i remember the outstanding post-hangover breakfasts which MEAT GRINDER so gladly prepared for me and whoever else might have spent the night at their casa. i remember that MI AMOR and i spent a few days with MEAT GRINDER and HASH RASH let us invade their ATLANTA- suburb house during the 1996 OLYMPICS track/field TRIALS, before the OLYMPICS. interestingly enough we had taken a VALUE-JET flight to atlanta from miami. the VALUE-JET company closed its doors on the day in which we were supposed to be returning to miami!!! MEAT GRINDER (during the first few years of the "hash-l") was helping me to contact other h3 participants who had tons of polyester shirts and who wanted to get rid of them. LONG LIVE MEAT GRINDER !!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POLYESTER !!! ononononwc (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)

Dad08/05/03 10:31 p.m.

Happy Birthday:

Rob Missing you and wishing you were here."Happy Birthday" Love, Dad

MOM08/05/03 12:48 a.m.



muddy06/23/03 9:24 p.m.

missing you:

There are no words......

Your Father06/19/03 7:43 p.m.

Missing You:

Bobby Every Body say's time heal's all wounds.It's been a year now since we lost you and I still miss you alot.As you know I Don't beleave in the hereafter.I figure when you die you just go to sleep.So my greatest wish is that your dreams are of you and Aslin swimming in a sea of purple wild flowers with a bunch of purple dolphin's. "Love forever" Dad

MOM06/18/03 1:33 a.m.


Wookie's Mom (Georganne)03/24/03 1:08 a.m.


I still think about KGB and how I enjoyed meeting him many months ago. I saw Yak and Yak's girlfriend (Karen I think) at VO and Do Me's Super Bowl Party and know that they're still missing him terribly, as we all are. KGB's Mom, I'm glad that you know how much everybody thought of your son. He was truly a nice, happy person.

Crack Whore - TH3-Tidewater12/11/02 9:59 p.m.


KGB, I never knew you, but I've heard SOO much about how wonderful a person you are. I will say to you the same that I've said to many I've lost much the same way. May god take you with open arms, and may you lay us a trail on the way that takes us right to the beer. ONON to the true trail in the sky KGB. Lots of Love, Crack Whore

ROBERTS MOM HANNAH10/29/02 11:31 p.m.



ROBERTS MOM10/29/02 11:08 p.m.



Stroke/Tidewater H310/25/02 2:22 p.m.

Must have been special:

KGB, you must have been someone really special from everything I have read. As a Dad and a husband I am going to go home today and make sure my family knows how much I love them. I can't imagine their lives without me and mine without them. Thank you.

Georganne (Wookie's Mom)08/31/02 2:20 a.m.

To: KGB:

I'm a mom and really hurt for your family now that you're gone. I can't even imagine the pain that your parents, brothers, daughter, ex-wife and close friends are going through. It's so wonderful to realize that so many people were affected by you and you're still giving to them through the strength, love, and happiness that you gave when you were here with us. On-on, my friend. I'm sorry that I didn't get to know you better before you went to a better place. Georganne & Ed

Dwayne08/05/02 10:03 p.m.


HAPPY b-day ROB Thanks for being one of only two of the best brother anyone could ask for. MISS YOU Dwayne

Aslin&Kirsten08/05/02 8:16 p.m.


I tried to get on the site about 4 this morning but my computer wouldn't access. Aslin and I don't fall asleep until somewhere around that time. Robert- every day is an endless reminder of you. I took for granted you would always be around for Aslin and me. I am so sorry for that! It is unexplainable how are hearts feel..so I won't go there. There is always something that reminds me of you in some way. Which I then always have to share with Aslin. She asked me the other day, with tears in her eyes, "mommy-who will walk me down the aisle since daddy isn't here?" As tears rolled down my cheek I said to her "your daddy will always be here with you." The only radio station played in our house anymore seems to be country. Aslin refuses to switch the station daddy put on. Today Aslin called to request a song for her daddy's birthday. Robert-Happy Birthday! We love you and are waiting to see your beautiful face again!

Karin08/05/02 11:04 a.m.


Happy Birthday Rob. I miss you dearly. Love, Karin

Amanda08/05/02 10:36 a.m.

Happy Birthday:

A day hasn't gone by without you in my thoughts...I go through so many memories and they make me smile, giggle, and laugh and finally cry, as I realize, I'll never hear your voice again, see that silly grin, or those smiling blue eyes...I do hope you realize just how much you are missed and will never be forgotten... I can only hope that someone had a much more important agenda for you...because we really did need you here....A field of wild flowers with little purple ones everywhere is what I'm wishing you today...Happy Birthday Robert! - All my Love - Amanda

KGB's Dad "Daddy Yak"08/05/02 9:12 a.m.

Happy Birthday:

Happy Birthday Rob. My love forever. Dad

muddy08/01/02 1:43 a.m.

My Friend:

I know I have been quiet..... I was in Key West last weekend..... This came to me so I wrote it on a dollar so I would have it to share....... MY FRIEND I come to the place I Love. He is not here but maybe above. If you believe in such. Or if you just have good Luck. I miss him dear and wish so much he was here....

deliveries@atlantahash.com07/03/02 11:52 p.m.


I just found out tonight about KGB! The Atlanta Hash has an annual hash prior to the pub crawl on the 4th. Our outgoing GM made an announcement during down downs and we honored KGB like he would like to honored. We had a silent down down. First let me say, I only hashed with him two or three times. I also will tell you I don't know how you are feeling. But, after reading all the messages I know he was a great person who had many many friends who loved him. I am sorry for your loss. deliveries

Wheaties07/03/02 8:56 p.m.


Siverly will miss you, and your legacy will continue in our hearts and our memories will continue in our convesations as long as we can all still hold up a beer bottle. Fair well old friend and God Speed.

lrobin82@aol.com07/02/02 7:15 p.m.

Biloxi harrierettes will miss you KGB:

It was very sad when Sitter told the hash of this tradegy. I( Cock-N-Face) and many harrierettes here in Biloxi will miss you, Sorry Yak that was not able to make it to the Memorial, Best wishes to you and your family. Love and Hashing, Cock-N-face

Box06/30/02 11:00 p.m.


It's not fair that someone as friendly, selfless, funny, giving, sharing, and full of life as KGB-Rob Craft should have to leave all of us so early in life!! He was an inspiration to many and loved by all. The world would be, without a doubt, a much better place to live with more KGB's!!! I'll never forget you Rob, or your shiteaten grin! Yak - I am so sorry to you and your family for your loss! I just wish I could have come down for the memorial and shared KGB stories with everyone! Deep,dark purple is still my favorite toe nail polish! Rob, I'll see you at the On After!

Muddy06/28/02 5:10 p.m.

gone but not forgotten:

Stephen " The Little Bother "06/25/02 10:38 p.m.


Goodbye Rob, I'll miss you. Your little brother Stephen

Caddy Snack06/25/02 12:55 p.m.


Green Knees and I were regretably sorry we were unable to attend the celebration of Rob's life on Saturday. Life was truly a celebration to KGB, always there to help a friend in need but never burdening them. I admire Yak and his family for their decision for organ donation, just another way KGB was able to help others. I feel very lucky to seen him again just a few short weeks ago, I will never forget that smile. KGB...may you forever "breathe thru your ears." Caddy

Penal Code06/25/02 7:42 a.m.


I'll miss you Rob. You always made me smile!! Yak and family - I'll keep you in my prayers. God made a good one in KGB. No wonder He wanted to take him home to heaven so soon. ON-ON, Penal Code

Penal Code06/25/02 7:38 a.m.

To Rob with love:

Your memory is a keepsake with which we will never part. Though God has you in His keeping, we will always have you in our hearts. It's not the tears of the moment shed that tell of hearts that are torn. But the tears that are shed in later years and the grief that is silently borne. To your gravesite we'll often wander with flowers we'll place with love and care but no one knows the heartache as we turn to leave you there. We NEVER lose the ones we love, for even though they are gone - in the hearts and soles of those who care their memory lingers on.

Too Sexy06/24/02 10:18 p.m.

What Would KGB DO? [WWKGBD}:

I still can't believe it. But I guess I have to. Perhaps I need a new motto in my life. When ever I think about something or have choice in life. Should I ask, "What would KGB Do?"

Makin' Wookie06/24/02 7:55 p.m.


Sometimes we never appreciate what we have until it's too late, but if I haven't told you before... Thanks KGB! Thanks for calling me to come out & play (even if you woke me at 3:15am). Thanks for relentlessly hitting on me (even though you hit on all the other girls too). Thanks for always having a smile on your face and knowing how to make me laugh. Thanks for checking on the builders as my new home was being built. Thanks for the card and purple flowers (to remind me of you) that you brought to my office on my birthday. Thanks for putting in my cat door and eating my roast with a smile. Thanks for the friendship and the memories, because I'll always have them! But most of all, thanks for being a part of my life and touching me in ways that only you could! You'll always be remembered and missed! On-On "Wookie"

mistress viagra/A2H306/24/02 4:05 p.m.


KGB will be very much missed. We did paint our toenails purple at NC/SC in his honor, and we were toasting him all night, and many stories were told. I am glad I got to see him at the Palatka hash. My thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends. On-on to hashing with G! Mistress Viagra

YAK06/24/02 2:22 p.m.


KGB I'll miss you. YAK

Dallas and Forth Worth HHH06/24/02 12:53 p.m.

Deepest sympathy:

We are so sorry to hear about your tragic loss. Several of us from Dallas and Fort Worth H3 had the FUN pleasure of meeting Yak and KGB at NC/SC Interhash 2001. Please know that the DFW H3 has toasted several beers during our circle-up to honor and remember KGB. On-On, Pork Me Now (GM Dallas H3)

Turd Bird/Pensacola,SurvivorH306/24/02 11:39 a.m.

PICS for KGB Memorial:

Hey all, just wanted to send our best to our hashers in JAX FL. I was fortunate to be at many an intershash/hash with KGB and he was always the great man to just be around. We have been thinking much about ya YAK, and this weekend at our NC/SC Interhash, we had to all paint our toenails in memorial. Here's the link for ya: http://groups.msn.com/OnslowCountyHashHouseHarriers/shoebox.msnw

Tipper More06/23/02 10:53 p.m.


KGB, I have to say, that you are one of the best people I have ever met, and I am a much better person for it. Thank you for the memories, there are so many of them, and I can't help but laugh at every one of them for some reason or another, whether it was the day Likker and I were teasing you, to Sex On-On, when you broke the beds and did the handstand on the fence, like a crazy man. I love you and will miss you dearly. You will always be in my thoughts, especially every time I go to a Japanese Steak House :) Thanks for evertything Rob! Love ya! BRI

Likker06/23/02 5:11 p.m.


KGB was very special to me, as he was to all who gathered last night. I hope we did you proud, and that you are toasting to us wherever you are. I'm going to miss our chats, going to get queso, and yelling at you for doing handstands on the tennis court fence during a lightning storm. You were right though--it was a hell of a handstand. On-On. Love, Likker

burnt rubber and cheeks of hazzard06/23/02 3:42 p.m.

our condolences:

we were so sorry to hear of KGB's tragic death, and so touched to learn that he will live on through the generosity of organ donation. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of his family, both real and hashing. Please know that all Atlanta hashes share in your grief.

dan/az06/23/02 11:31 a.m.


I know that Rod has peace within himself now. So I only hope that you all have were inspired by Rob's presence while he was with us for just such a short time. I know I was and I know that Hannah passed her love on to him. He also passed that love on to those he knew. So, I am sure Rob would want you all to allow your souls the freedom to sing, dance as it is there for each one of you. My sincere condolences to the rest of his family and I am so sorry I did not make the trip to be with you all.

Cameltoe06/23/02 2:13 a.m.

My friend KGB:

KGB's first words to me were, "I'm going to steal your girlfriend," and his second words were, "No, really, I'm going to steal your girlfriend." Somehow, he had a way of saying that and it wasn't threatening, it was just fun. We started hanging out together around May 2001 and for 6 months we went out probably 2 or 3 times per week. I've heard lots of people say that they cannot remember KGB saying anything bad about anybody, and I can say that's totally true for me too, I cannot remember him saying a bad word about anybody. What a great example of a way to live your life. The say that the measure of a man is how he treats people who can do absolutely nothing for him; I remember KGB telling me about taking certain hashers under his wing, guys who weren't "cool" and making them feel comfortable and at home. I know KGB's measure. And I know I'll miss him, although right now it still does not feel real. KGB was a great hasher the way hashers were meant to be, he exercised, was a good friend, a great guy, had fun and didn't do it at anybody else's expense. The last memory I have of him is him staying at my house a couple weeks ago (he was in Orlando for a job) and sitting on the couches talking about self-improvement. I was putting labels on postcards for a mailing, and for some reason I so vividly remember him just grabbing a pile and helping me put the labels on them. I don't know why that stands out, it just does.

Oil City Pa.- Dept. of Public Works06/22/02 11:13 p.m.


George, We are all very sadden with your loss Our thoughts and prayers are with you We all will be here for you when you get back If you need to talk just ask and we will listen If you need to walk with someone just ask and we will walk Take care We all are here for you

Georganne (Wookie's Mom)06/22/02 10:10 p.m.


My husband and I wanted very much to attend Rob/KGB's memorial service tonight because we knew him (briefly)and he's a friend of our daughter's (Wookie), but our prior committment didn't allow us. Daddy Yak, you made me cry when I read your message on the bulletin board. You are a strong person and please know that we hurt so much for you and Yak. We will include you, Yak and Rob/KGB in our prayers. On on Rob/KGB. Georganne and Ed.

06/22/02 6:42 p.m.

Moment of truth:

We were very sorry to hear about KGB. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Mountain Yak and his family as they experience the loss of a family member. We hope and pray that you are able to find comfort in your memories of good times. CJMO/LS

Hashers of the world06/22/02 5:44 p.m.

We love you KGB!:

We love you! We'll miss you! We will never forget you! How could we? You would never let us!

Slick Willie06/22/02 4:30 p.m.


He will be missed. I could count on him to be funny and crazy at the same time. Wonderous time have been had in accompanyment of KGB. He had a zest for life that was unquenchable. On ON!

Hooked06/22/02 2:00 p.m.

Losing KGB:

My deepest sympathies to Yak and all of Rob's family. It would be impossible to remember KGB without a smile coming to your face. He loved people and fun and most especially Aslin. KGB had big plans for the future. I'm so sad that many will be left unfinished.

pork me gentiley06/22/02 11:05 a.m.

peace to you, your friends and family:

Rob; your smile, laughter and love of life will always be remembered. Thank you for being a friend who listened and shared on those late weekday nights so many years ago. Sux and I will miss you. Until we meet again... Pork Me

Rob...a/k/a KGB/Ms. Donna06/22/02 9:39 a.m.


You all have brought smiles and tears to me over the past couple of days in reading and sharing with your memories of your friend and fellow hasher......I never really understood the club, I just know that the couple of times that I met Rob, his toenails were a pretty purple and he did have a mesmorizing grin on his face.........my time's with Rob were in the company of his daughter Aslin, and with Aslin I will enjoy the fond memories........be it the time I watched his patient way of helping her with her homework, or the day we all took a swim in the "super" pool and he lovingly coached her with her swimming..all the while being protective of her well being.....It is through his daughter, his brother, his mom and dad, and other family members, his hasher buddies, that we will all feel the spirit of Rob.......I thank Rob for leaving a beautiful child for us to share....it is through Aslin, that we will all have a piece of him forever.......I only hope that it is appropriate for me to say at this time......on_on Robert......and to Aslin.....we love you sweetie.....your innocent smile will bring a touch to all of our hearts as you continue to grow.......be strong little lady.......

Short Straw06/22/02 9:17 a.m.


To Yak his family and all of KGB's friends, my sincere condolences. KGB will be greatly missed. I do not beleive there has been a time that I have worn a "Red Dress" that he was not there. He was a true insperation to the rest of us. Although I can't be there, I am glad y'all will be celebrating him this evening. He would have truly enjoyed the festivities. See y'all soon.

ToTTs06/21/02 11:16 p.m.


Your gentleness and kind heart have been requested elsewhere, leaving us here to miss and remember you. Somehow I know the party in heaven has been elevated to new levels, and I can't help but wonder if a red dress is now required. I know I will think of you every time I put one on.

strip my wood aka James06/21/02 10:39 p.m.


a shock and a pisser, what can I say ,my regret is that I didn't know him better.I took some time away from hashing only to return to have KGB give me a welcome back hug and exchange of our recent travels and life's updates.In all the time I knew him, I never heard him talk bad about anyone , never saw him angry, never saw him down, a one of a kind, and I'll miss him .I am glad our path crossed and am staggered at the loss. It is not good bye but see you later...

Semper F--- My Pie06/21/02 10:34 p.m.

Mr. Smiley:

From the first time I met KGB and the many encounters after,he always had a smile to share. I will always remember KGB for his smile, his charm, his love for everyone around him and for how he liked to make people laugh. I can never forget my naming at Sir F's house that KGB, Yak, and the other Jax crew helped with. But the one thing that always pops in my mind was at the Red Dress Run in BVD, I was sitting across from KGB and he was in his tight red mini skirt but under that skirt was a bright yellow thong with a smiley face. Being a new hasher, I was stunned. I looked up and KGB was smiley and simply replied, "You met Mr. Smiley!" I will remember always how he made everyone SMILE. I will miss you dearly KGB. Your family, Yak and daugther, are in my prayers. ON-ON!! Semper Pie

Oral Banger [R.A. TBH3]06/21/02 10:22 p.m.

TBH3 Blessing 6-22-02:

-For this hash today / a little rain, a little heat. though our membership / is - incomplete. -Thanks to Twisted Fister / and The Other White Meat. For this trail today / may we also repeat. A special rememberence, Spoken in reverence. -For

Limp Dick06/21/02 8:58 p.m.

Two Beers, Two Hands:

Wow, what can I say? My only hope is that I can bring a smile to everyone's face with some of my KGB memories. It seems that everywhere I went in Jacksonville, I saw the crazy guy. And he taught me well. See, cause everytime I saw him in a bar or club, he had a beer in each hand. And I would ask "Hey KGB, who's that other beer for?" And he would always get that goofy smile of his and say "Me" He would then expound and say "See, if you you get two at a time, you only have to tip once" I know alot of you can relate. I last KGB in Palatka for the generic hash. We were all riding jet ski's and KGB lost his shorts while riding the tube and just said "fuck it. I'll get 'em later" That to me is the essence of the man.

P.S.Knave06/21/02 7:38 p.m.

One Hell Of A Man:

I was thinking of one of my first times meeting KGB and that was in the Big Easy. He was standing on a balcony looking down and grinning with a big smile and having fun. I belive that is what he is doing now. Throw me something KGB, throw us all something! Knave p.s. ask God, what's the sound a red ass monkey makes:)

Stick06/21/02 5:51 p.m.

Fond Memories:

Somersaulting from one hotel bed to the other in Daytona Your HOT leather riding pants – ooh baby! Your refusal to kiss me (for seven years!) because I kissed Yak first! Watching you watch the hash with the perfect grin on your face. Purple Toes! Writing “Stick Was Here” on your screen saver at Dora’s when you weren’t home. Tie Dye! Watching your eyes light up when you talked about Aslin. Your smile! KGB I will miss you dearly. Much Love, Stick.

Mrs. Robinson, Hogtown Canada06/21/02 4:31 p.m.


Your warmth and joy in living were recognized and fondly appreciated well beyond your own borders. My sincere condolences to Yak, family and many friends. Mrs. R

Jenni06/21/02 4:06 p.m.


Life isn't always what it seems to be Words can't express what you mean to me Even though you're gone we're still a team Every step i take Every move i make Every single day Every time i pray I'll be missing you Thinking of the day when you went away What a life to take What bond to break i'll be missing you One gladmorning when this life is ove i know i'll see your face so until we meet again.

Disgusting06/21/02 3:41 p.m.


Death sucks. And losing somebody quickly, tragically is harder still. I'm just glad I was fortunate to know KGB well enough to understand that he was a truly genuine, caring person who knew how to live his own life to the fullest. He'll always be in my thoughts and in my photos—whether having a poignant conversation about relationships or having a little nappy nap time in the corner of the Alpine downstairs. Who the hell else is gonna lead hashing's best and brightest over here to ransack my futon (and this whole neighborhood for that matter)? We'll be doing our own tribute this Saturday. -Disgusting F#ck

jenni06/21/02 3:02 p.m.



Tits on a Leash06/21/02 3:01 p.m.

so many memories:

From gator hunting in Palatka, to jumping on the trampoline with me in our jammies, to great relationship advise, the memories keep flooding in. KGB, you will be greatly missed. We'll see you again at the great On In in the sky. On On Tits

Orally06/21/02 2:25 p.m.

dozens of great memories:

Rob-I have so many great and funny memories with you. There are so many things to say and think. Right now you are probably hitting on angels with your awful pick up lines that are working b/c of your smile and charm. May the Cowboys have a winning season for you Rob. OnOn KGB and thank you for making my life better for being in it.

Sperm Burp & Chippendale06/21/02 2:09 p.m.

Thank You for your friendship:

Words cannot express the loss that we all feel. You were a great friend and by far the funnest neighbor we've ever had. We'll always remember the 8pm knocks on our door when you were feeling a little thirsty and wanted to walk over to Cheers. Thank you for always being so happy and cheerful, and always being armed with a good story to tell. I thank your parents for bringing you into this world so that we may all have had a friend like you. You will be sorely missed my dear. On On forever Lisa/SB

BOB06/21/02 1:58 p.m.


A tear escapes my grieving eye, I never really got to say good-bye. Days have passed since your body died, and the pain remains still inside. Some bitter emptiness hangs around, in the air and on the ground. A child you are, a leaf in the breeze, smiling and laughing with perfect ease. And when you left our hearts went too. But after time our hearts re-new. We were young when we last met, face to face with never a regret. When we were together then, we only hashed, drank beer and hashed again. I want you to know, that the hashers will never let you go. We miss you like we'll miss no other, for you are our precious, hashing brother. Look forward to the next time Mr. President..... Luv ya, BOB


You are loved.:

I have spent the better part of the morning reading all the wonderful notes about you KGB. I remember the last time We saw you. We watched the fight together. Your purple toes and your beautiful heart will be missed. I know you are a loving soul because of the interest you took in Grant's condition. Save us a spot in heaven...we'll meet you at the south gate. Love, Rita, Chris, and Grant Manyette

HomogPussy - TBH306/21/02 10:18 a.m.


Sorry to hear about one of your loved members. I would like to send my deepest condolences. ON ON KGB May there be hashing on the other side.

F&ckin' Bird Turd & Anally Fill Me06/21/02 10:15 a.m.

Sympathy from Germany:

Please accept our heartfelt condolences at the loss of our brother KGB. When he left us we were doing two of his three favourite things, drinking Bier and running a beautiful alpine trail. For us it was a day filled with fun, comraderie, nature's abundant beauty, and good Bier; we think he would have appreciated it. We will be with you in spirit on Saturday and in our prayers.

Gator Hater06/21/02 9:56 a.m.

KGB-A Red Dress Down Down with Purple Toes!:

KGB...you leave an empty spot at the Hash. You are missed. I shall wear Purple Toes Hare'n the Tulsa Red Dress on this Summer Solstice and we will save a spot for you in the Circle and Solute you with Down Downs. Sorry I cannot be there with you all YAK & Florida. Gator Hater

Daddy Yak06/21/02 7:43 a.m.

Goodbye to "Bobby":

Goodbye "Bobby" I Love You (on-on)

Major Bation06/21/02 6:44 a.m.


" Angels were created, always were and will be, but the Human Soul becomes a Saint in the life after." KGB proved worthy of that. KGB took a piece of my heart and soul when he left us, although it will only be a moment in time before we are together again, that moment will be an eternity for me. I will remember all the happy and fun things we did, how he inspired, encouraged, comforted and most of all loved me. I have never had a better friend and family. When I see a barbie doll, the color purple or a dolphin in the sea, I will smile. He will always be in my thoughts, I will be blessed to be half the person he was. I can just hear him now "Wow this is so cool." I Love you KGB.

Daddy Yak06/20/02 11:30 p.m.

Father of Rob/KGB:

It is said that the worst fear in life is losing a child. I now know that this is true. I wanted to tell all of the hashers that KGB lives on with his choice of being an organ donor. I've read each and everyone of the tributes written and will continue to read them. I wanted to thank all of the hashers for all of the tributes that have been written. It really means a lot. See all of you Saturday. Daddy Yak

Tongue Me Two Times06/20/02 9:04 p.m.


Although I have been out of the hash for a while, the hash is how Rob and I met and for that I am forever endebted. I spent a wonderful year in a relationship with Rob and my life changed the day I met him. My heart aches for all the people who will never experience his boyish grin, his genuine heart, and his spirit that never ended. I am a better person because of Rob. We all are better people because of Rob. Rob taught me a lot about life while he was here and he will continue to teach me about life even though he is no longer with us. There has not been a day that goes by that I don't think about him and I know there will not be a day that ever goes by that he isn't in my heart. Of all the things Rob would have wanted, he would have wanted to be remembered the way that so many people are remembering him. I have never met anyone as magnetic and selfless as him and I will miss him forever. He will live in our hearts, minds, and memories and I find comfort in saying it's not goodbye, it's "until we meet again". Save a spot for me in heaven Rob.

Cockpit & Crotchduster06/20/02 8:17 p.m.


Thank you for all the great memories! We will never forget your kind words and smiling face (and purple toes!). We'll miss you, friend.

Butthare & Salad Shooter06/20/02 6:05 p.m.


I can remember when we named KGB in front of Chin & Gheppetto's house several years ago. There was plenty of laughter then that will be sorely missed. Yak, If you need anything, call...

Crash Test Dildo06/20/02 4:59 p.m.


KGB, the way you made everyone laugh and kept the party going will be sorely missed by all. Your laughter is contagious wherever you go, and even now I am sure you are trying to make us smile. ON-ON my friend, Crash Test Dildo

Canibus Licked Her06/20/02 4:19 p.m.

Thanks for the priveledge of having known you!:

KGB, you are a one of the most dynamic and fun-loving people that I have had the priveledge of knowing. One of the few people I know that was always ready to go...always having a great time in everything you did. I will miss you buddy. To all of his fellow hashers, friends, and family, I grieve this tremendous loss with you. Unfortunately I am in Iceland, so will not be able to join you in celebrating KGB's life...I will definitely drink one for you Rob...as I remember many of the good times we had together. You will never be forgotten.

Drama Queen Bitch06/20/02 3:52 p.m.

Seal Team Six:

There's not enough space on this page to write all my great memories of KGB. One of the best though was watching KGB scrambling through the fields and picking cotton on our way to Biloxi with Doofus and seeing that great grin light up his face. Little things that seemed so insignificant at the time will stay with me forever and always bring a big smile to my face. I will miss him more than words could ever say. Seal Team Six lost a brother. ON-ON my friend.

Kiddie06/20/02 3:29 p.m.


KGB was a great guy! I will always remember his purple toenails, and the story he told me about his daughter telling him that he was the best at painting them. Also, his funny tales about being born as a Siamese Twin connected at the penis with Yak, and how one was shorted during the separation process! He was a good listener, gave good advice, was very easy going, and was always up for a good time. He had a wealth of friends, and everyone always had a kind word to say about him. He was there to help me when I needed his assistance, and solved a problem that was frustrating me. His prescence will be missed at all future hashes. I am glad that I had a chance to know him, and share some good times with him. He will not be forgotten.

Georganne (Wookie's Mom)06/20/02 3:19 p.m.


I recenty met KJB, Wish, Yak and other Hashers at Tuesday night trivia and instantly knew what a warm and giving person he was. My condolances to his friends and family. KGB, it seems you had a lot of friends and you will be truly be missed. On On...

Austin H3 - Twin Peaks06/20/02 3:15 p.m.

Shine On:

KGB spent sometime in Austin working a couple of years back. He was just one of those people that you could spend time with and see his soul and it shined brightly. On On Twin Peaks

Sir Wacks-A-Lot06/20/02 3:11 p.m.

KGB was one of the best!:

KGB was there for my first hash. Yak, Thor and he laid the best trail and left me wanting more. I'll always remember him as the hasher that brought that evil grin to my face, with his humorous outlook on life. He never judged anyone, always was there to lend an ear (or beer) if you needed one. I'll greatly miss you Rob! See you on trail, bro!

Bovine Enema and Four on the Floor06/20/02 2:15 p.m.


KGB holds a special place in our hearts. I know we haven't talked much since we moved to Italy but you were and always will be in our thoughts and prayers. ON ON Bovine and Four

Postal Pussy06/20/02 1:59 p.m.


I didn't really know KGB that well and for that my life is not as bright as it could be... everyone we meet on this journey helps to make us who we are... I'm thankful for having met him... I know that he touched many lives... KGB you will be greatly missed...

Watch'emWiggle06/20/02 1:35 p.m.

Purple Toes:

I don't have a single memory of KGB that doesn't make me smile. He was kind and loving and never wanted anything more selfish than for everyone around him to be happy. No words really seem adaquate. He was the best of us. xoxo wiggles

Tooth Fairy06/20/02 12:51 p.m.

Most Genuine and Happiest Hasher...KGB:

There are so few people in the world that touch us in such a profound way as to bring a group closer just by their presence. KGB, you rock Bro!!! I thank you with all my being and heart. Your special unique view on life, friends and hashing brought a world of life to our events. You will be fondly remembered and honored. All my love, ON-ON my friend. Tooth Fairy SavannaHHH

Dances with Poodles06/20/02 12:38 p.m.

Please send my regards to Yak.....:

The two of them combined with a close group of others really made my short time living in Jax the greatest 4 mnths of my life......

Pee Pee Longstocking06/20/02 10:48 a.m.


KGB sure made an impression no matter where he was. In his short time spent working in Austin he made many friends and was invited to many activities out side of just our Sunday hash. He was kind and respectful and loved to joke around and have a good time. We wished we could have kept him here longer. It was great to see him again at InterAm and he will be missed many times in the future. I am very sorry for everyone's loss.

Raggedy Anal06/20/02 10:46 a.m.

Mr. Studly:

My memories of KGB our fun and precious, I can't think of one bad memory with him. I can go with one of the most recent that is kinda cute, We were @ 8 seconds Sat. and I guess he must have stolen someones cowboy hat, he came walking up and said, "Am I sexy enough for you now"? "Oh my God" KGB and the cowboy hat "DID NOT" go hand and hand. But, come to think of it, normality was not one of his traits!!! I know now he has "True Trail" so goodbye isn't a word that I will use, so buddy we'll see you at another time.. I do love you and miss you more than I can say... Thanks for the great cuddles!!! See you at circle some day... On On , Raggedy Anal

Rervoir Tip06/20/02 10:31 a.m.

KGB angels:

First, we want to say: Yak, you need to be strong and if you ever think you're alone, just close your eyes he will be there. KGB touched so many hearts and loved by so many. He always told us that we were his "gurrls" (RT and RA). I guess that is how he would have spelled it. I am definitely going to miss those late nights with him falling asleep in the middle of us. Some of you might not have known, but KGB was a gator hunter. He tried to get a gator to come to shore with a blow up frog. That silly guy. He decided that the frog wasn't working so he was going to use himself as bait. KGB, we love you and you are definitely going to be missed. Your angels are here.

Rip Cord, Bay City H306/20/02 9:51 a.m.


I guess none of us know when our time is up, but why such a kind-hearted, great person had to go is something I don't understand. I'll miss you very much, KGB! Yak, I can't even imagine the loss you are going through. Keep your chin up and hang in there bud! You got a lot of friends out there thinking of you and your family.

JAG-Off BH306/20/02 9:26 a.m.


Although the time spent hashing in Biloxi was too short, it was none the less special, I am very thankful for the fun and commarde

Butt Nugget06/20/02 8:30 a.m.


What a wonderful person and an amazing friend. Rob, you will never be forgotten. Your kind face will forever be smiling in my heart. Thanks for the laughs & hugs...

Geppetto06/20/02 7:19 a.m.

Hole in our Hearts:

It's more difficult than I ever imagined, Rob/KGB will always remain an "is" in our hearts, I can't even use the word "was." This event was tragic and each of us have lost a piece of our hearts with KGB's passing. Chin and I will miss you greatly Rob, we'll catch up with you later on,..another trail. I will miss your sweet face and tender heart. With all of our love, Geppetto - Viv

Cotton Panel06/20/02 7:03 a.m.

This Message Board:

It was requested that this message board be set up. On on to KGB