Give It A Blow (Tune: Let It Snow)
Oh the weather outside is frightful.
But my dick is so delightful.
So if you want to see it grow,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.

Do your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and 'fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low?

Why Did My Dog Have To Die (Tune: American Pie)
Why did my dog have to die
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry.
She'd fetch my pipe and slippers and she'd unzip my fly.
Oh, why did my dog have to die?

Her Left Tit
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

Soldier Song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.

Late for the Hash (Tune:"Kiss me deadly" by Lita Ford)
I went to the Hash last saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight, Uh-huh, it ain't no big thing

Late for the Hash and the traffic is bad
I had to borrow $5 bucks from my old man, Uh-huh, it ain't no big thing

I went to the Hash last Saturday night
I told you that story, it'll be alright, Uh-huh, it ain't no big thing

But I know what I like, I know I like hashing with you
And I know what you like I know you like hashing with me, yeah, yeah.

Zuma Warrior
Ah lay zuma, zuma, zuma, ah lay zuma, zuma hey,
Ah lay zuma, zuma, zuma, ah lay zuma, zuma hey,
Drink it down Zuma Warrior,
Drink it down Zuma Chief, Chief, Chief, Chief,
Suck swallow hurl, you drink like a girl

Santa’s Song
He’s know when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you smell good or bad
So douche for goodness sake!

Dead Dog Rover
I’m looking over my dead dog Rover,
That I just ran over with the mower,
One leg is missing, the other is gone,
The rest of him is splattered all over the lawn,
There’s no use explaining the whats remaining,
That’s spinning on the carport floor,
So I’m looking over my dead dog Rover,
That I over ran, that I over ran,
That I over ran with the mower.

Wings of an Eagle
If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I’d fly above the treetops,
And shit on the hashers below.

Mrs. Murphy
Take it by the hand Mrs Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound,
Its got hair around it’s neck like a turkey,
And it comes when you stroke it up and down,
Down, down, down...

Backslider Song
Where oh where were you last week,
Why did you make us hash all alone,
You fat, lazy bastards you weren’t even here,
We fucked all the virgins and left you the queers,
So down, down, drink it on down,
Drink it all down, drink all of that beer,
You fat, lazy bastard you weren’t even here,
We fucked all the virgins and left you the queers.

Fuck a duck
Fuck a duck, a female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo.
Finger-bang an orangutang,
Let an elephant do you.

Fell the penis of an eel,
Whack the asshole of a yak.
Masturbate with a gnu,
And that will bring you back to,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Happy birthday
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, you asshole,
Happy birthday, fuck you.

He ought to be publicly pissed upon
He ought to be publicly pissed upon.
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.

Hashers
Hashers, meet the Hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history.
From the town of (your hash here),
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.

He's a hasher
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to go to heaven,
But he turned out gay.

He's the meanest
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

My One Skin
My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.

Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me, for me.

My body lies over the ocean,
My body lies over the sea.
My father lies over my mother,
And that's how they created me.

Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me.

The Hash House Harriers (Tune: The Addams Family)
Their drinking is compulsive and,
Their running is convulsive.
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.

Da da da da, Down Down.
Da da da da, Down Down.
Da da da daa, Da da da daa, Da da da da, Down Down.

Their flatulence is rude and,
Their genitals protrude when,
They're running in nude in,
The Hash House Harriers.

Whip it out at the ball game
Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it around at the crowd.
Dip it peanuts and crackerjacks,
I don't care if you give it a whack,
Because it's, beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don't come it's a shame.
For it's one, two, you're covered in goo,
At the old ball game.

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all.
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He might be a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me! (moon the recipient)

Alternate Verse:
Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born a bitch?
She's no bloody use to anyone,
She's only got one tit.

Jax Hash House Harriers Chant
Cocksucker, motherfucker, eat a bag of shit,
Cunt hair, douche bag, bite your mother's tit.
We're the Jax Hash, all the others suck,
Jax Hash, Jax Hash, rah, rah, fuck!