Start Location: 3031 Monument Road Jacksonville, FL 32225-1706 Time: 7PM HST Cost: $7 Virgins are Free. Bring a virgin and pay only $4 Shiggy: TBD but expect around a 2 or 3 Bring the usual: Whistles, FLASHLIGHTS, vessels, Hash Cash, Tirst for beer, dry bag, Hot Virgins, Sexy old timers, new songs, and you might want an extra layer....it COLD!!!!!!

Start: The Hobby Lobby Parking Lot (Old Wal-Mart) at Beach Blvd and San Pablo Address:14286 Beach Blvd # 1 Jacksonville Bch, FL 32250-1567 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 virgins are Free! Bring a virgin get a discount. Only pay $4 Shiggy: 1-2 Rumson Rulez Bring: FLAHSLIGHTS, Vessels, Whistles, Dry Bag, Hash Cash, ON-After Cash, ID for those you who make us look like pedophiles, maybe and extra layer since Jax has relocated it's global position to ALASKA (it's freaking cold)

Start: Publix parking lot, northwest corner. Address: 408 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville Beach, FL, 32250 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7. Virgins are Free! Bring a virgin and get off cheaper! Only pay $4 to cum! Shiggy: 2.5 Bring: FLAHSLIGHTS, Vessels, FLASHLIGHTS, Whistles, FLASHLIGHTS, Dry Bag

Start: East Corner of the Parking Lot of Wal-Mart at Atlantic and Kernan Address: 11900 Atlantic Blvd Jacksonville, FL 32225-2920 Shiggy: 3-4 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 Virgins are Free!!! Bring a virgin Pay ony $4 Bring: Dry bags, whistles, vessels, hash cash, FLASHLIGHTS, extra cash, thirst for beer, possibly some naming ideas for the chesty one!

Location: Publix at Southside Blvd & Touchton Rd. Actual address is 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway. It’s across from Tinseltown. Here is your link. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&source=hp&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=publix+jacksonville+fl&fb=1&gl=us&hq=publix&hnear=jacksonville+fl&ei=0IdnS-jJD8i0tgfc1aDRBg&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=image&resnum=5&ved=0CDMQtgMwBA Time: 7:00 SHT Cost: $7 unless you bring a virgin, then its only $4. Virgins hash free. Shiggy: 1.5 maybe a two. Just Kristen is haring her first trail and looking forward to getting her shiggy on elsewhere. This will be a very walker friendly trail. Not too long either. This one is about getting to the end and getting to the on after bar. What to bring: Hashcash, thirst for beer, virgins, and all the good spirit you can. Make sure you start asking Just Kristen some questions so that when the time is right, we can get her a proper hash name. She is not quite eligible yet but she is looking forward to it.

Location: The Southside of the Wal-Mart parking Lot at San Jose Behind Game Stop Address: 10991 San Jose Blvd 32223 Time: 7PM HST Cost: $7 Virgins are Free!!!!! Bring a Virgin and only pay $4 Shiggy: 2 maybe... (that's what the hare said) Theme: HEY!!!! That's not at the Beach!!!! Bring: FLASHLIGHTS, whistles, dry bags, hash cash, hott virgins, spare underwear (mom always said wear a clean pair!) VESSELS, ID, thirst for beer and sense of adventure. :) We're Headed to Mandarin!!! On-On to Diverse Hash Locales!!!!

Jacksonville Trail #659 > Swamp Thing Trail # 12 > Lolla-Bud-zoo-la!!! > > Febrewary 13th. 2010 > > Where: Parking is at Eastport Tavern Start is at Bud Plant > Eastport Tavern > 1245 Eastport Road > Jacksonville, FL 32218-2215 > > When: 1:15 - 1:45 to catch a ride. 2 PM Circle starts > > Why: For the free, fresh Bud products and the shiggy :) > > Who: Bloody Z and A.I.D.S. > > > What: Your ID, you will need it!!! Personal Floatation Devices (yes that includes Boobs) , Vessels, Gator Repellent, Virgins, Extra Credit $, Snake boots, thirst for beer, Jello shots and adventure. Ideas for new MM and for Best/Worst/Shiggiest Trail of the year. > > > Shiggy: 3 - 4 :) > > Cost: $15 to cover the extra food, beer, and jello shots.Virgins are NOT free. > > Well, it's only the best kick ass trail of the year for those that are so inclined! It's also when JaxH3 votes in their new mismanagement. Beer, Jello. Jello, beer. More beer and Jello. And trail. Lots of good shiggy trail. And because this is a JaxH3 trail, we seem to get a fair share of boobies along the way too. Yea!! > > And that is after we have started by touring the local Budweiser Brewery where new beers are born each and every day. Thousands and thousands of them. Budweiser will show you the entire process of how beer is made. Then you can look over the vats and see the bottling process right up until the little new born beers are put into a six pack. > > We start off at the Jacksonville Bud plant at 2:00pm on Febrewary 13th. We will shuttle you there from the parking lot we are using to stage vehicles. (Please park at Eastport Tavern 1245 Eastport Road Jacksonville, FL 32218-2215), so we can start the tour, drink some "FREE" samples of their new stuff and generally make a spectacle of ourselves for all the non-hashers that happen to be on the tour. So far we have gotten through without being thrown out before we start our trail. Then we depart on our shiggylishious trail and run run run all the way to our first beer stop. We repeat that process with plenty of Jello shots and boobie checks all the way to the end where we have a wonderfully friendly hasher bar that lets us take over their privacy fenced back area and chow down some good ole hash grub and start our shenanigans. Tippy cup/Strippy cup has is generally some of the tamer stuff that gets going. Generally, there is a liberal attitude and so far no one h as been arrested for running around naked. Matter of fact, the owners of the bar use us for advertising because everyone over the years has grown accustomed to looking for our annual return. > > Somehow during all of this, the JaxH3 kennel manages to erect/re-erect some poor deserving saps into taking on the responsibilities of the upcumming year. Awards will be given out for the Best Trail, Worst Trail and Shiggiest Trail this year, please start thinking about trails and who you would like to elect. > > Any questions call A.I.D.S. 904-200-0275.

Location: Mattress Wicker beside Mellow Mushroom in Jax Beach. Address: 327 10th Ave North, 32250 Shiggy: 1.5 Time: 7pm HST Cost: I'm posting $7 until further Notice....Virgins are still FREE!! And I suppose that if you bring a virgin you still get the discount and only pay $4 Bring Extra Credit $$$ for a cheap EC Also Bring: Whistles, dry bgs, FLASHLIGHTS, hash cash, hot virgins, thirst for beer and sense of humor :)

address: 500 Atlantic beach Blvd Neptune beach shiggy 1.27 sandy 1.53 Theme leather and lace. Bring virgins time: 7PM Hares away 7:15 pm sharp!! Cost: $5!!!! yes yes it's true!! Virgins are still FREE!!! but no more virgin discount don't forget vessels, flashlights, dry bags, and whistles. don;t think we need critter spray yet but it never hurts to have extra :)

Location: Gonzales Park in jax beach. Address: 501 10th St North. Jax Beach, FL 32250. Shiggy: 2 Time: 7pm Hares Away: 7:15 PM Prompt Cost: only $5!!!! Virgins are FREE!!! Bring: whistles, flashlights, hash cash, clean undies (you never know!!), dry bags, sense of humor, vessels, HOTT VIRGINS!!!

Location:Food Lion at 3900 Emerson St. Distance: 3.5 - 4 mi. Shiggy: 1.5 - 2 Time: 7pm Hares Away: 7:15 PM Prompt Cost: only $5!!!! Virgins are FREE!!! Still going to plenty of opportunities for extra boobies and debauchery. Bring: whistles, flashlights, hash cash, clean undies (you never know!!), dry bags, sense of humor, vessels, HOTT VIRGINS!!!

Cum out and celebrate the wonders of St. Patricks Day and do what we and the Irish do best... Drinking. Many of us are hurting from Savannah and need to re-prime our livers before the 17th. This Saturday, 3/13/10 is a great place to do it. For the low cost of $25 dollars you will receive 4 - 5 bars worth of beer, jello shots, giveaways and food. Talk about making the dollar strecth.... Where - Side of Publix building in Tinseltown When - 4 PM HST, I had to start a wee bit earlier to accomadate a few specials. What to bring - Your best and/or sluttiest St. Patricks day attire. Kilts, Shillelaghs, Hot Virgins, Leprechauns, pots o' gold. It all works. Shiggy - meh, it's a Pubcrawl in Tinseltown, a 1.5 if it rains.... See you there, if you can, please continue to sign up at the link below for a HEADcount http://www.dbh3.us/index.shtml#onlinereg

Theme: it's St. Patrick's day - wear a Green dress, kilt, or whatever Hares: Bloody Z (your kilted leprechaun hare) What: Jax H3 Hash #665 When: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 7:00 pm-ish SHT Where: Answer Phone @ 711 Margaret St., Jacksonville, FL 32204 TRAIL: A to B, flat, not sure if i'll find any shiggy (maybe if it rains), possible EC, beer check (yes)... BRING: $ hash cash, wear lots of green, bring Green Virgins, Hash bag (dry clothes if it rains), whistles, chairs might be nice, and a thirst for beer... Directions: Map quest it or use a GPS, it all depends where you come from...

JaxH3 666 trail!!! > > Hares: S.L.U.T. and Jailhouse cock and One Big Ol' Mystery Hare > > Start: parking lot on the N.E. Corner of E. Adams St. and Newnan St. > (131 e. Adams for those with technology) > > Time: 7pm HST > > Cost: $5 (hey it gets you ghoul fashioned home cooked food and beer!) > > Shiggy: .5 (it's not all road work, but you won't need your waders > either. Trust us... We're hashers!) > > Theme: Psychobilly! Think Elvis meets The Misfits! Rocky Horror invades > Graceland! Damn it, just Google it!!! > Red lipstick, tight clothes, big hair for guys. Or if you can't > follow that just dress SLUTty! :) > > There's a special surpise for the on after that won't cost anything (s) > exxxtra. Just make sure you have your id's! > > S.L.U.T. had her b-day last Wednesday and showed her boobs (again) to > get out being made a cake so she is going to be made a cake this trail. > There will be a birthday cake celebration! Bring your sprinkles (or > stripper herpes aka glitter) Hope everyone likes green!!! > > Prelube at London Bridges 100 E. Adams St. > > If you need info call: > S.L.U.T. @ (904)540-2332 >

Start: Ginger's Place 304 3rd Street South, Jacksonville Bch, FL 32250-6719 Just in case some out of towner is in town and can make it, here is a link. I know all of you know where Ginger's is. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=gingers+jacksonville&aq=0&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=gingers+ja&gs_rfai= Time: 9:00pm. That's RIGHT. 9:00pm. It's a full moon hash afterall. Cost: A six pack of beer and a Dollar or $6.00 Shiggy: .005 if that. Main thing is to get your butt in the moon light as much as possible. I'm thinking the best opportunity without getting arrested is on the beach. Butt we'll see... Afterwards.. we will be visiting Bo's to pay our hash respects to them and her with her passing. If you have a "Jax is Gay" T-shirt, I think this would be the time to wear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On On to tanning your Butt in the Moon Light Redwing Hoover

Location: The Wal-Mart at Beach Blvd and Hodges Near the Ale House Time: 7pm HST Hares Away at 7:15 Sharp! Cost: ONLY 5 American Dollars! Virgins are Free! Shiggy 1.3703 This is going to be the Greatest White Trash run ever, so dress to impress or just wear your regular running gear, because it might be White Trash anyway? No, Carolina Trash shirts either. That is a respectful Hash and to proper for this trail. If you have a Ford Pinto with a plastic bags of dirty cloths in the back and a wife beater you are right in line. PBR for ever! What happen in the trailer stays in the trailer!!!

Start: Michael’s parking lot at Beach Blvd and Hodges, on the east side behind the store. Address: 13740 Beach Boulevard, Jacksonville, FL‎ Time: 7pm HST Hares Away at 7:15 Sharp! Cost: $5, Virgins are Free! Shiggy: 3.5, you may get your feet wet. Bring: Flashlight, dry bag. flashlight, whistle, flashlight.

669 is So Fine Trail Yes it is: Redwing Hoover is laying JaxH3 669 is so fine trail and as such, wants some familiar territory to munch on. You don’t want any surprises when you are sixty nining. So…. Get ready for some fine tail...er.. trail and cum on out this Wednesday for some fine sixty nine. I love sixty nine. Even got married on 6/9 Start: Parking lot of the Golden Corral located at 9070 Merrill Road, 32225 Map: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.354041&lon=-81.550507&zoom=16&q1=9070%20Merrill%20Road%2C%2032225 Hare: Redwing Hoover Cost: $5 unless you are a virgin then your ass is free. When: Wed, SHT 7:00pm Hare Away: 7:15 pm SHARP Shiggy: I figure it's about a 2.75 - 3. Probably won't get wet but there may be a fence or two that needs to be climbed over. What to Bring: Bug spray, flashlight, on after money, virgins, positive attitude, no work issues, thirst for beer, boobies are always good and whatever else you think you might need.

For the low cost of $10 you get high quality beer and wonderful miles of swamp, mud, and forest to tromp through. When - Saturday, 4/17/10 1 PM HST Where - 4230 Pablo Professional Court Jax, FL. It's off of San Pablo right by the Mayo Clinic. http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=4230+pablo+professional+court&fb=1&gl=us&hq=4230+pablo+professional+court&hnear=Jacksonville,+FL\\\&view=text&ei=VmmqS5Enj5i2B6zt-NgF&ved=0CB8QtQMwBA&z=12 Who - Well that's a secret, but it's going to be alot of fun to find out after we are done :) What to bring - Bug Spray, signal mirror, Gator repellent, taste for good beer, boots, tick remover, panther repellent....

Here is the run start for the 21 Apr 10. Yes, it is at the beach again even with the RDR Saturday. There will be a mystery hare, so be ready. This is going to be you best hash shirt run. That right you can't save them for ever. This is going to be a no yak trail. No shaggy on this trail, but there will be a sand level of 1.43567231 on the world famous inflate scale of -2.00 to 556.00. The start is at the Publix Parking lot South West corner. 408 Beach Blvd Jacksonville Beach, Florida 32250 http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=408+Beach+Bl vd,+Jacksonville+Beach,+Florida+32250&sll=30.287939,-81.393285&sspn=0.01 9566,0.038495&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=408+Beach+Blvd,+Jacksonville+Beach,+Duva l,+Florida+32250&t=p&z=15 Cost: $5 unless you are a virgin then your ass is free. When: Wed, SHT 7:00pm Hare Away: 7:15 pm SHARP

This will be a day and a half of hash filled debauchery. Time to hit Goodwill, shine up your ruby slippers and hit the beach with your favorite GAY kennel in Jacksonville. When - 4/24/10 1PM HST Where - We'll start with a EC pre-lube on Friday at Culhane's and Fly's Tie pubs in Atlantic Beach and continue to the RDR itself on Saturday. Start for RDR will be the Beach Plaza parking lot near Firehouse Subs in Jax Beach at 1234 Beach Bvd. Look for the crowd. Map: http://www.bing.com/maps/Default.aspx?encType=1&v=2&ss=ypid.YN178x142421574&style=r&mkt=en-us&FORM=LLDP Hares: HIV and Blue C*nt Special. Shiggy: A little sand between the toes and a hot sun, but not much more than that. Cost: $25 until 4/16; $35 after 4/16, $40 day of the event. Giveaways are only guaranteed if paid by 4/16. Payment accepted by Paypal to dforgea@gmail.com, cash or check to Devon Forgea accepted at trail. If you need to mail a check, please contact A.I.D.S. at 904-200-0275. What to Bring: Sexy red dresses, good walking shoes, ID, sunblock, hot virgins, a thirst for beer and boobies :) Friday - Extra Credit Pre-lube at Culhane's and Fly's Tie Irish pubs. Let's start at Culhane's - meet there sometime around 7:30. Plan on Fly's Tie around 9ish - we may go elsewhere also depending on what everyone wants to do... This will be pay as you go, but we are hoping to work some deals for the hash. So get drunk and enjoy it. Saturday - Get up, have a greasy breakfast, and lounge around until it's time to get all dressed up for the Pub Crawl. Start time will be announced soon and it will probably be a good long crawl with plenty of jello shots, beer checks and food along the way. We are working on getting a On-After location to service us after the crawl and information will be provided once it's solidified. Here are the address of all above locations: Culhane's - 967 Atlantic Bvd, Atlantic Beach, Fl Fly's Tie Pub - 177 Sailfish Dr Atlantic Beach, Fl Old Twisted Sister's lot - 1266 Beach Blvd Jacksonville Beach, Fl If you need crash space post it on Jaxh3's one list, or call AIDS at (904) 200-0275 and we'll try to help you out.

Start Time: 28 April - 7:00 HST Hares Away: 7:15(ish) SHARP! Cost: $5!!!! Virgins are ALWAYS free! Start Location: A. J.'s bar & grill - 10244 Atlantic Boulevard Jacksonville, FL use favorite map finder or GPS and you should be able to locate start Hares: it's a Mystery Bring: $5, Bring a virgin!, extra clothes cause yes there might be shiggy, bugspray

Start Time: 5/5/10 Cinco De Mayo!!! Hares Away: 7:15(ish) SHARP! Cost: $5!!!! Virgins are ALWAYS free! Start Location: Walmart Garden Center at 11900 Atlantic. Basically Atlantic and Kernan Hares: IRA Bring: $5, Bring a virgin!, bugspray, taste for beer and a spirit of adventure... This may be a longer trail :)

Start Location will be the parking area just east of the Channel 7 complex: 100 Festival Park Ave, 32202. 100 Festival Park Ave, Jacksonville, FL 32202-1309 http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&where1=100%20Festival%20Park%20Ave%2C%20Jacksonville%2C%20FL%2032202-1309&encType=1 There will be extra credit. Bring Flashlights, bug spray, ID, some extra cash, lots of willing virgins, and an adventurous spirit. Potential for getting busted for trespassing is high :)

Location: Gonzales Park in jax beach. Address: 501 10th St North. Jax Beach, Fl 32250 Time: 7pm HST Hares Away: 7:15 Sharp Shiggy: 1.5 Theme: Scavenger Hunt Cost: #5 Virgins are FREE!!!! Bring: Bug Repellant, Old Creepy Guy Repellant (teehee), Dry Bags, Vessels, Hash Cash, Haberdashery Cash, Extra Credit Cash, Dice, Sense of Humor Leave: Your baggage at the door!

Full Moon Hash When: Wednesday, 26 May 2010 Hares: Redwing Hoover & Moonually Operated Time: Special Non-Standard time of……..7:45. We need a little later start to work with the moon’s schedule. Don’t worry, you know my trails are not that long and this is more about running in the moonlight. Location: The most southern end of Kernan Blvd just south of JTB. There is no street address for this location. But, here is a link of the intersection you can use. http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.310925&lon=-81.489128&zoom=16&gp=1&q1=S%20Kernan%20Blvd%2C%20Jacksonville%2C%20FL%2032246%2C%20United%20States Directions: From the beach, take JTB west to Kernan. Turn left and go under JTB. Start will be about 100 yards south of the interchange. From town, take JTB east to Kernan. Turn right. Start will be about 100 yards south of the interchange. Shiggy: Very low. 1 – 1.5. Very walker friendly. If you get shiggy in your Butt, it’s beyond me how that happened. We will be in secluded woods but the trails will be very easy on the exposed skin. This trail is about having fun in the moonlight. What to bring: Hash Cash ($5). Bug spray. Flashlight. Beer thirst. Appetite for fun. All the cool friends and virgins you can find. Spcl insts: This is a FULL MOON trail. You are encouraged to expose your backside/Butt/Arse/whatever you call it to the moon while on trail. With the seclusion we will have there, I suspect you could run completely naked. However, that is optional. But, for all that complete the entire trail with their Butt exposed to the moon, there will be a little something special for you at the end. Photo note: So that all can feel safe cumming out and playing with our full moon, rest assured that I personally will make sure any and all edits that are needed to protect the “innocents” of any wankers will be accomplished on my camera. I suspect any others with cameras will honor the same standard. Just let your needs be known. Cum out and play. Should be a lot of fun.

Location: The Aaron's on Lem Turner Address: 9493 Lem Turner Road Jacksonville, FL 32208-1568 Time: 7pm HST Hares Away: 7:15ish Sharp Cost: $5 Virgins are Free!! Shiggy: ??? (but Bloody is behind it...so prepared for anything) Bring: SERIOUSLY!!!! The last time Bloody laid a trail I was up to my armpits in Shiggy. Not that I'm promising anything but You DEFINENTLY will want FLASHLIGHTS! BUG SPRAY! EXTRA BUG SPRAY! DRY BAGS!!! (with full change of clothes) Sense of humor,vessels, sense of adventure and Hash cash.

School is almost out for the summer! Time for a Catholic School Girl Trail!! That’s right – put on your tight white shirts, short plaid skirts, knee socks, and loose ties and come to trail! When: June 9th - Yep, 6-9!!! Nothing better than a Catholic School Girl and a 6-9!!! Hares: Just Kim (6th trail) and Back Bedroom Bobber (9th trail(sort of)) Start: Northeast corner of the CostCo Parking lot at Town Center. 4901 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville FL 32246 d'Erections: Take Butler Blvd (Rte 202) to Gate Parkway. Exit going north. Take a right at the first light into the CostCo parking lot. Follow your nose to the beer. Time: 7:00 HST, hares away at 7:15 Cost: $5, virgins are free & have automatic after school detention! Shiggy: 1.5 - we don't want to dirty those pretty little outfits, now do we? Bring IDs and money for Extra Credit(s), flashlight, and bug spray. Theme: Duh - Ain't you been reading? It's Catholic School Girl!! And GUY!!! You have time to shop! Hit Goodwill or other stores and get an outfit! Wear your naughtiest Catholic School outfit and come to trail! Yes, it IS a trail, not a pub crawl. Don't forget Extra Credit money!

Start info: When: Wed 16 Jun Location: Behind the Publix at Beach blvd and Kernan located at 12620 beach blvd. jax fl 32246. Here’s a link http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.287164&lon=-81.485923&zoom=14&q1=12620%20beach%20blvd.%20jax%20fl%2032246 hares: Just Evan and Salad Tossing Prison Bitch time: 7:00 sht shiggy-meter: will be set to a 3 for this evening cost: $5.00 unless you're a virgin what to bring: bug spray, head lamp, dry bag, whistle. This isn't gonna be short but not too long either. A good bit or shiggy and plenty of beer for you thirsty wankers out there plus maybe a drink surprise. Hope to see you all there.

Where: publix located at Hodges and JTB in parking lot behind the Shell gas station. Link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.252361&lon=-81.466459&zoom=16&q1=10000%20Hodges%20Blvd%2C%20jacksonville%20florida time:7 sht Cost: $5 unless you are a virgin what to bring: hash cash unless a virgin theme: pool party so wear swim suits and inflatable ducks around you or whatever crazy shit you have for the pool shiggy: 1

Start: Beach Plaza parking lot near Firehouse Subs in Jax Beach Address: 1234 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville Beach Time: 7pm HST Cost: $5 and virgins are Free! Shiggy: 1.5 Bring: Flashlights, Vessels, Whistles, and maybe a cake or two.

Dick on a Stick Memorial Hawaiian Shirt and Flip Flop Pub Crawl Where: 500 Atlantic Blvd Kmart Parking lot http://maps.google.com/maps?q=500+atlantic+blvd+32266&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=500+Atlantic+Blvd,+Neptune+Beach,+Duval,+Florida+32266&gl=us&ei=cUUpTJvWHYaBlAexn7CUAw&ved=0CBMQ8gEwAA&t=h&z=16 Time: 7PM HST Cost: $25 Proud to be American dollars Shiggy : 2 tops... I will try not to make our toes to sandy What to Bring: Hawaiian Shirts and Flip Flops. Hot virgins, YOUR ID, Thirst for adventure, a zest for freedom, whistles, vessels Make sure you save room for Sloshball and the fireworks after party at Preteens July 4th - Sloshball for $5 at 11 AM, at the ball field next to Alimacani elementary school.2051 San Pablo Rd S, Jacksonville, FL 32224. You don't want to miss that. It's always a blast. Make sure you have your softball glove and any other gear you may have for the game. Beer will be provided, but bring your own sunscreen, cuz it gets damn hot in the afternoon sun. Map Link- http://maps. google.com/ maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=2051+San+Pablo+ Rd+S+Jacksonvill e,+FL+32224&fb=1&geocode=11076059609 764841889, 30.313018, -81.447584&ei=NIJHSpy5M82_ twePioCSBg&sa=X&oi=manybox&resnum=1&ct=14 On After Fireworks Party Date/Time: After Sloshball/6:00 - 11:00 P.M. Start: PreTeen's House. 753 South 2nd Street, Jax Beach About: We'll have a keg, tippy cup and serve food; we'll walk over to the beach to watch the fireworks display about 9:30 Cost: $7

Hare: Mystery Hare...Enough said... Shiggy: 1.5 to 2. There mite be a ditch that has to be navigated. Depends on the hasher if the person falls into the ditch on if you get wet... Start: AJ's Bar at 10244 Atlantic Blvd. Jacksonville, Fla 32225-6667..on the corner of Atlantic Blvd & Debutante dr. Across from Brumos showroom..Meet IN PARKING lot behind Moonshine convient mart. Time: 7pm ish... Cost: $5.00 Unless you are a virgin. Apparently the hare decided to make a decision of not wanting to be seen until the end or on trail somewhere...U just mite catch the hare on this trail..You never know...So wear your bestest hash attair that helps you hide in the woods for the ones that can out r*n the local Police... What to bring: Dry bag, Hot hashers of the opposite sex and your attempt to want to catch a mystery hare...Bug spray and anything else that you may need...Bail money

Start: 9889 gate pkwy building 200 jax fl 32246 This is a business park right past the crossroads United Methodist Church if you are coming from JTB. Park in the back right corner of the complex in gravel area. Here’s a link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.257864&lon=-81.543339&zoom=16&q1=9889%20gate%20pkwy%2C%2032246 Hares: Salad Tossing Prison Bitch and his Heffer. When: 7:00 sht Shiggy:1.5 Cost: 5 dollars unless a virgin What to bring: Who knows? Hare didn’t say. But a little bug spray, extra cash (just in case), Flesh light and some virgins are always good. See all you wankers there!!

Hares: Just Shawn (I think he wants to get named) and a mystery hare. Start: Gonzales Park, N 10 St and 3rd Ave N, Jax Bch. It’s 2 blocks behind the Holiday Inn Express on Beach Blvd. Heres a link just in case someone doesn’t know where it’s at. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&q=gonzalez+park&fb=1&gl=us&hq=gonzalez+park&hnear=Jacksonville,+FL&view=map&cid=15252456698929306206&iwloc=A&ved=0CBoQpQY&sa=X&ei=E2NETMvRIIjeyAXy4-z0Aw Time: 7:00 SHT Cost: $5.00 unless you are a virgin Shiggy: 1.5. Walker Friendly short and sweet trail, no dry bag needed. What to bring: On after cash, bug spray, new virgins, cameras (Redwing’s not going to be there).

Start: Publix Parking lot Atlantic Beach . Location: 985 Atlantic Boulevard, Atlantic Beach, FL‎ (Atlantic and close to Penman) Here is your link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.324679&lon=-81.41198&zoom=16&q1=985%20Atlantic%20Boulevard%2C%20Atlantic%20Beach%2C%20FL Time: 7pm HST (hasher standard time) Prelube at Culhane’s Irish Pub Cost: $5 unless you are a virgin. Shiggy: 1.5 to 2. What to bring: Bring virgins. Lots of virgins. The kennel loves virgins so bring them! Bug spray (it is that time of year after all), Prelube and extra credit money (you don’t want to be the only one without money do you? You will be looking pitiful standing around just watching all the wankers drinking beer & having fun while you just drool on the floor). Virgins..... did I mention the hare is looking for some virgins to run her trail?? Hahahaha.

Start: In the S/E corner of the parking lot next to the river of the Duval County Court House Location: 330 East Bay St, 32202 (Downtown). http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.325171&lon=-81.653856&zoom=16&q1=330%20E%20Bay%20st%2C%2032202 Time: SHT 7:00pm Cost: $5 for wankers, $0 for virgins. Shiggy: Not much, 1.5 urban What to bring: Virgins, extra credit money, ID, Flashlight, bug spray, money to buy stuff from haberdashery, camera to take pics at boob checks, ect.

The Sexy Hare trail Start: K-Mart parking lot Atlantic Beach East end of the parking lot by the drug store. 500 Atlantic Boulevard Neptune Beach, FL 32266 Time: SHT 7:00ish Cost: Five Dollars unless you are a virgin. Virgins hash FREEEEEEEEEEEE. What to bring: Well wear some thing sexy Shiggy: 1.23445

Welcome to the F*ck Me Gentiley Trail! Cum join us for a little fun as F*ck Me Til I Die and Porks Me Gentiley get laid on trail. Errr..... lay a trail. When: August 18 @ 7:00PM HST Where: The western end of Walmart on Atlantic/Kernan Blvd. N 30° 19.067 W 081° 29.534 17R E 452676 N 3354101 OR 11900 Atlantic Blvd, Jacksonville Fl 32224 Cash: $5 and bring a FREE Virgin to sacrifice to the group. Shiggy: 2-3 2) Urban with some off road, should not need a dry bag though. 3) Some ready made paths & some trail blazing, could get your feet wet. What to bring: VIRGINS!! Dry bag for on-after, cash for extra credit, bug spray, rubbing alcohol for shiggy issues, broken liver, blah, blah.... DISCLAIMER: The hares are irresponsible and subject to alcohol consumption. Any change in shiggy shall not leave the hares liable. Arrive and hash at your own risk.

69Ohhhh! Who doesn't love 69's? So we have our first trail of the 690's and your sexy GM is going to LAY it.... So cum out and enjoy 69 like it was your first time :) Start: Parking lot behind Advance Auto Parts in Atlantic Beach 1051 Atlantic Blvd, Atlantic Beach, FL‎ Map: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=1051+Atlantic+Blvd,+Atlantic+Beach,+FL%E2%80%8E&sll=30.325286,-81.414013&sspn=0.026671,0.055575&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=1051+Atlantic+Blvd,+Atlantic+Beach,+Duval,+Florida+32233&ll=30.324666,-81.414024&spn=0.006899,0.013894&z=17 Hare: A.I.D.S Cost: $5 unless you are a virgin then your ass is free, that is unless A.I.D.S gets ahold of it, then it's stiches in the ER. When: Wed, SHT 7:00pm Shiggy: I figure it's about a 2 - 2.5, depending on the final trail. There were a ton of deer flies and one snake seen while scouting :) What to Bring: BUG SPRAY, flashlight, on after money, snake repellent virgins, love for 69's, no work/family issues, thirst for beer, hot virgins, boobies to show the hare.

Start: Garden Ridge, the southwestern corner of the parking lot. 201 Monument Road, Jacksonville, FL 32225 D'Erections: From North/South ~ Take 9A, exit Atlantic Blvd west. Turn north/right onto Monument Rd (across from Car Dealership), go about 1/4 mile, turn right into the lot. From East/Beaches~ get to Atlantic Blvd and go west. Turn north/right onto Monument..... From Westside ~ Go east over the Matthews Bridge, pass the mall and turn left/North onto Monument..... When: Sept 1st, 7pm HST Shiggy: 3 (woods and urban) Some ready made paths & some trail blazing, could get your feet wet. Cost: $5 and virgins are FREE. Bring a hot virgin and share a special treat! What else to bring?? Bug spray, dry bag, new running shoes, coupons, credit card/ID, on-after cash, damaged liver, house warming gifts for Porks Me, sense of humor, potty mouth. As always, clothing is optional.

Special 2 Fisted is in town Fat Boy Trail & Pool Party!! Yes, that’s right. 2 Fisted Sock Fuc%er is in town and he’s going to run a special Fat Boy Trail cohared with Redwing Hoover. So, if you are in town and want to have a little fun on a Sunday, cum out and play with us. He say’s bathing suits are optional at the on after pool party. We will be firing up the grill at the end too. Start: Winn Dixie Parking lot at 6060 Fort Caroline Road 32277 http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.365655&lon=-81.597167&zoom=13&q1=6060%20Fort%20Caroline%20Road%2032277 Time: 2:00pm Cost: $5. Shiggy: Hello?? It’s a fat boy trail! This will be the most walker friendly trail you will ever find! What to bring: Bug spray (probably not needed, this is a fat boy trail after all), Flashlights (nope, this is at 2:pm knuckleheads), Bathing suits (well, I guess you could but they are not needed), Thirst for beer and fun (Absolutely!!), Virgins (Well, yes.. of course, we always want more virgins, but being this is not a wed trail, they will need to pay like everybody else.) OLD TIME HASHERS!! I am officially calling out all ol time hashers to cum out and catch up with 2 fisted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start: Triangular parking lot between 7840 Gate Parkway Suite 128 (Precision Imaging Centers) and Point Meadows Drive. Just west of 9a off Gate Parkway. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=7840+Gate+Parkway&sll=30.234562,-81.517299&sspn=0.008834,0.016512&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=7840+Gate+Pkwy,+Jacksonville,+Duval,+Florida+32256&ll=30.235053,-81.518501&spn=0.008834,0.016512&t=h&z=17 Time: Standard hash time of 7:00ish. Hare away whenever he is good and ready! Cost: $5 for wankers. $0 for virgins. Shiggy: 2.5, thorns, stickers, spiders, and perhaps a gator (i saw one), won't get wet unless you fall in. What to bring: Bug spray, gator repellent, flashlights, flies (or young kids) to feed the spiders, etc.

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