Resolve to start the new years right, by attending the first JAX hash of 2009! I am be willing to take 1 or more co-hares, to include virgin-hares. Prefer interested virgin co-hares arrive no later then 6pm for intoxification/ instruction. Hit me on my listed email. Start @ Casa del Boner 869 Ocean Blvd, Atlantic Beach FL 32233 Park anywhere in the big apartment complex parking lot just north of my address A to A', start/end are both easy walking distance from parking lot. Shiggy 2ish, flashlights suggested, change of clothes / flip flops / towel optional :) Boner

Hare(s): A Mystery for one and all Start: 12226 Beach Blvd Jax, Fla. 32246. Meet in the San Pareil Strip Mall. Just look for hashers standing around. For the ones that don't wanna drive far from the beach, this is the trail for you. Time: 2pm and hare(s) away round about 2:30pm. Erections there: Just depends on where you are cumming from..This start is about 1/2 mile from the corner of Kernan Blvd and Beach Blvd. So how you get there is on you..But if you Mapquest or Google it or how ever you pull the directions off the internet to get you there. Link: http://www.mapquest.com/maps?1c=Jacksonville+Beach&1s=FL&1a=123+3rd+St+S&1z=32250-6810&1y=US&1l=30.286992&1g=-81.391447&1v= ADDRESS&2c=Jacksonville&2s=FL&2a=12226+Beach+Blvd THIS LINK IS OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT BUT IT WILL GET YOU THERE...ONCE YOU ARE CLOSE JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE STREET ADDRESS. Shiggy Meter: 3.5 to if it rains then it will be a 4...Just depends on if it does rain, there is, at one, water crossing. What to bring: Rubbing Acohol,HOT VIRGINS, Change of clothes, bug spray, tick removal kit, virgins...ascots or something equally silly and pretentious for the gents (riiiiiiight heh heh heh... ) something leather, maybe Prada or Gucci for the ladies What else to bring - the usual stuff...sense of adventure, dry Bring some extra smokes..Hotties... Profolactics....ahhh whatever u want. And money for the on-after. Oh yea did I mention Whistles. You will not get lost like Aunt Jemima did on that trail that Cotton and Unibange set (trail #567). If I remember right, AJ was out for about 4.5-5 hrs while the pack was out for only about 3.5 hrs...I am sure someone will correct me..Hang on I am the mystery hare and I am writing this...Opps my bad... JUST DO IT...Everyone else is

Where: Behind the Tinseltown Theater (on the south-east side) @ 4535 Southside Blvd, Jacksonville. When: 7hst Why: For the ice-cold beer of course and it'll be cold tomorrow... Who: For your haring pleasure - 'Cruiter What: Bring VIRGIN's, handwarmers, b00b warmers, ear MUFFs, money for a great on~after deal, Jax H3 gear, and your camera. Shiggy: 1, maybe 3, depending on how cold the hare is when he HEADs out... Anyone desiring to co-hare email me off-line and we shall see about it... Also, I need a beer truck driver...

National Hugging Day trail or Let’s Drink to Forget Inauguration Day… Start location is 11512 Lake Mead Ave Suite 401 Jax, Fl 32256 http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&q=11512+Lake+mead+ave+32256&fb=1&split=1&ll=30.240161,-81.506882&spn=0.035741,0.058794&t=h&z=14&iwloc=B Lake Mead Ave is only shown as an empty lot. Best bet for directions will be JTB to 9A south. Take the Gate parkway exit, turn left. Proceed under 9A and you will see Lake Mead Ave (Office Condos) on your right. Proceed straight and look for the cars. Any questions please call me. What to bring: Virgins, fleshlight, a taste for adventure.

Moody Blues Invasion! JaxH3 is invading Valdosta on Saturday for the MOODY BLUES H3 FIRST ANALVERSARY!! That's right - in order to support our sister hash (and drink her beer and see her boobies) trail has been moved west! How much more lazy can our Jax hares be when they use someone else to lay trail! Best hares ever! So cum over to the Moody Blues and do the DELIVERANCE TRAIL! They promise good shiggy, lots of beer, and banjo music in the woods! Can you squeal like a pig? Details are below! *-*-*-*-* Cum one, cum all to Moody Blues H3 FIRST ANALVERSARY! "Deliverance" Trail and Campout Hash Saturday, January 24th, 2009 1:00 p.m. – Tent/camp setup at Froggy and PITA's Campground! (behind Cuz’s – address below) 2:00 p.m. – Carpool to trail start (address below) Hares: Jimmy Crack Cock and Ping Pong Penis Paddler Trail Start – Pinegrove Elementary Parking Lot, 4023 Pine Grove Road, Valdosta, GA 31605 Cost: JUST $5 for this trail!!!! TRAIL, I said - it's not an event. Shiggy: Solid 7 out of 10. On-After – Cuz's Bar (4333 Bemiss Rd, Valdosta, GA 31605) or at camp. Cuz’s does have food. Trail was only $5 so munchies are on your tab. Analversary shirts and tags will be sold the day of so bring $$ for the Haberdasher!!! A to B trail. Bring a TENT, dry clothes, sleep stuff, flashlight, and your beer pong & tippy cup skills! Can you hear the dueling banjos? Now, Lets You Just Drop Them Pants! I Bet You Can Squeal like a PIG wankers!!

PRE-LUBE: Tiki Bar inside the Comfort Inn across from Start Location START: The Parking Lot across the street from the Comfort Inn located at 1515 N. 1st St., Jacksonville Beach, FL, US, 32250. (If heading North on 3rd St. from Beach Blvd, take a right on 14th Ave N. Take a left into the parking lot that lies in between 14th and 15th Avenues right before you get to 1st St.) TIME: 7:00 P.M. HST SHIGGY: 1.69 COST: $5, Virgins FREE BRING: Flashlight, Naked Women (or willing to be naked), EC Money, ID FORECAST: Cloudy with a few showers. High 76F, Low 56F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Blah Blah Blah PERFECT HASHING WEATHER!

Start: West side of the Sheraton parking lot at 10605 Deerwood Park Blvd near the intersection of Gate Parkway & JTB. Here’s a link. http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.247843&lon=-81.539543&zoom=16&q1=10605%2520Deerwood%2520Park%2520blvd%252C%252032246 Time: Wed 7:00pm Shiggy: 2 overall. First half will either be more or less shiggy than the second part. About 2 ½ miles total distance unless you try and pull an AJ and shortcut and get lost. Then no telling how far you ass will go. Cost: $5.00 for Wankers, virgins are like always, free. What to bring: Hash cash, flashlight, long pants (for the shiggy part). Dry bag probably not needed, but its always a good idea just in case. We will be near water but you “shouldn’t” get wet. Virgins. Bring more virgins.

This is the day as we make our anal pilgrimage to the nursery and visit all the newborn buds and bud lights and then get soused as we meander our way to the tavern to enjoy circle, food, more beer, and a little old thing called erections. ***PARK AT THE EASTPORT TAVERN *** 1245 Eastport Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32218 - Take the Pulaski Road exit off of Route 9A. The Bud Plant will actually lock the parking lot gates around 530ish (even if we haven’t finished trail yet) and lock in any cars parked in the fenceline. To avoid waiting until they re-open it is highly reCUMmended everyone park at the Eastport Tavern. Shuttles will begin taking you from Eastport Tavern to the start location around 1250 on Saturday so get to the tavern early!!! If you arrive late, like 1:20 or later, go to the Bud plant (111 Busch Drive) and we'll do what we can to help keep your vehicle from being locked up! GET THERE EARLY!!!! Worst case is you have more time to drink beer. Think about it - is that such a hardship? This years trail features yours truly and AIDS as your hares. We have 3 shot stops and 2 extra credits planned for your drinking pleasure to ensure we are all good and primed for the rest of the evening! Who (Hares): Cunt 'Cruiter and AIDS What: Lolla-Bud-Zoola When: Saturday, 07 FeBREWary. 1:30 HST Where: Parking lot of the Bud factory (same as last year) but cum early and park at Eastport Tavern (tired of me saying this yet?) Why: For the beer of course. And the shiggy. And the beer. And the hot harriettes. And the beer. And a little thing called Mismanagement Erections! How: Ru**ing, walking, auto-hashing (not encouraged except for the beer truck), and there may be some swimming, climbing, crawling, and skipping involved as well. Cost: $5 including virgins as this is a extra beer, shots, and food trail Shiggy Meter: 3 d'Erections: Park at the Eastport Tavern (address shown above). What to bring: The usual - ivy block, sun screen, a love for beer, condoms, insect repellant, lube, band-aids, gauze, flashlight, and compass in case the hares get lost, dry bag w/change of clothes, body paint, whistle, money and ID for two extra credit stops on trail.

Hare(s): Stumblin & Mumblin Start Location: Corner of 18th Ave North and 10th St West in Jax Beach. It is the southwest corner of San Pablo Park, a block south of Fletcher High School. d’Erections: Take Beach Blvd to 3rd St (A1) and go north about a mile and a half. Turn left on 18th Ave North. The park will be on your right. http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.306398&lon=-81.402181&zoom=17&q1=18th%2520ave%2520north%2520%2526%252010th%2520street%2520north%252C%2520jacksonville%2520beach%252C%2520fl Start time: 7pm HST Cost: $5, virgins free Shiggy: 1-1.25 Dog friendly trail. Bring: hash cash, flashlight, whistle and $$ for an on-after

****START LOCATION CHANGE**** HARE: Gone in 30 Seconds LOCATION: K-Mart parking lot in the corner near Walgreens. 500 Atlantic Blvd Neptune Beach, FL 32266 TIME: 7:00 P.M. HST (this is when you guys do it right? Its been a while) SHIGGY: 1.69 COST: $5, Virgins FREE BRING: Flashlight, Naked Women (or willing to be naked), EC Money, ID FORECAST: Beer! Running! Degenerates!

Start: Vistakon parking lot, across from Atlantic Coast Bank on Deerwood. Take JTB to Gate Pkwy, R on Deerwood, we will be on your right. For the mapquesters the bank address is: 10328 Deerwood Park Boulevard, Jacksonville, FL 32256 Time: 7:00 pm HST Hares: mOOnually and Just Jose Shiggy: for turkeys - 5, for eagles 2.5. Or is it the other way around? Bring: big-titty hoes, flashlights, dry bag, long pants, VIRGINS. $5. Don't forget your flashlights, you will need them to find all the trail treasures! We'll bring the rice-n-beans, jello shots, and king cake. And a prize for whoever finds the baby.

Start Location: Behind Fly's Tie Pub 177 Sailfish Dr E. Atlantic Beach Derections - if yer readin' this, you obviously have internet access, which = google which = google maps! Time: 7:00pm HST Hare: Sooner Shiggy: 1.5 Bring: Fleshlights, thirst for beer, virgins...blabbedy blah blah...the usual junk

Start Location: The parking lot BEHIND Fubar, which is at 9119 Merrill Rd. Derections: Fubar is in the shopping center on the north side of Merrill rd, at 9A, right across the street from Golden Corral. Time: 7:00 pm HST Hare: Mr.E. Shiggy: your guess is as good as mine What to bring: The usual junk - lights, bug spray, dry stuff, hot nekkid virgins, leather-clad midgets, whatever you can get your hands on.

Whoohoo - time for the JaxH3 St. Pattie's Day Pub crawl! So get out your green knickers and leprechaun garb and cum on out for some Irish-style fun! Start: Beside the Pubix at 4320 Deerwood Lake Pkwy (that's the one on Southside Bvd, across from Tinseltown area) Time: 3:00 pm HST Hares: CHiPS and GunZ Shiggy: .069 - you might get a nasty toe stub if you're not careful Cost: $15 - I know, I know, that's righteous bucks...but we haven't received our Hash economic stimulus checks yet. We'll get yer drink on for ya and stuff some chow down yer gullet - ye'll leave happy (or drunk - which sorta equates...) What ta bring: Lucky charms - they're magically delishus, hot virgins (a$$ always...), tam o'shanters, bagpipes.

Start Location - behind London Bridge Pub (downtown) Derections - 100 E. Adams St. Google it! Time: 7:00pm HST Hare: Slick Willie Shiggy: .05 What to bring: ID and monday for EC, virgins, virgins, and just for good measure, more virgins, lights, bum repellent, no fear.

Start at the old Miami Subs across from Regency Mall on Monument at Atlantic. Derections - 101 Monument Rd...plug that inta google and it'll show ya the way Time - same as it is EVERY week... 7:00 pm HST Hare - Annally Fill Me Shiggy - 2. What ta Bring - Bring your tired, your poor, your yearning to be laid...virgins, especially... This will be the "Order of the Anus" hash, beads laid, some being the ones with the feet, will be prizes on trail. Bring your funnessess...

Sir Wacks-A-Lot's YBF Supreme Hash Start: Goodwill Parking lot - near European Street in Jax Bch at 1036 Beach Bvd. Derections - GOOGLE is ur friend Start: 7PM HST Hare: Sir Wacks Alot Shiggy 1-2(maybe) Cost: $5.00 What to bring: hot virgin!!

sorry so late folks Start at Vystar Credit Union 11674 Beach Blvd. Just East of 9A before Beachwood. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=11674+Beach+Blvd+32224&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=32.939885,78.75&ie=UTF8&ll=30.287958,-81.517267&spn=0.008764,0.019226&z=16 7pm HST Shiggy - 2.5 What to Bring - Flashlight, Horny Virgins, Prophylactics, Thirst for BEER, and a High Libido - You may need a dry bag or dry shoes (You should be able to stay dry if you pay attention to the trail.) Alright you guys I've got one of our Hare Raisers Openings Filled, but she has more Openings, so lets step up and get all of her Openings filled. Harriettes you can strap it on and fill some openings too. Yeh strap on that bag of chalk and stagger on on.

Start at Huffman Park on Huffman Road, behind FCCJ S and Sandalwood HS. Shiggy TBA, likely a 2.5 http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=huffman+rd,+jacksonville+fl&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=32.939885,78.75&ie=UTF8&ll=30.295425,-81.502376&spn=0.017527,0.038452&z=15 Shots of Pineapple Upside Down Cake on the menu de affair...anyone horny? Pineapple appears a few hours later in certain body fluids that can be a bit tasty... AFM

Welcum, welcum, welcum to first ever, heck probably the only ever, running of the "Au Naturale" trail. Now I know what you wankers are thinkin' - suhweet - we're doing a nekkid trail! Um, not so much... No, what we're doin is celebrating Earth Day by getting down and dirty with Mother Earth...this is gonna be a great opportunity for the Green Peace types to come out and hug some wood. The rest of ya are just gonna commune with nature, hash style, with some really tasty shiggy we've selected. AND...we will be having a double naming right after trail - first victim up will be Just Cindy who's been cumming for three or four years (you GO girl! :-) but up until now has avoided the drama of being named. Next up on the naming podium will be Just Susan, who just started cumming but is a true overachiever and is already ready to be named...so put on yer thinking caps and let's give these two wankerettes a proper namin'! Start Location - 8601 Youngerman Court (Argyle Forest area) Hares: Just Cindy, Just Susan, CHiPS Time: 7:00pm HST Cost: $5.00 Shiggy: Solid 3.75, perhaps higher if it rains a lot - this is going to be a Hobbesian trail - short, nasty, and brutish! What to bring: Lights, ivy block, bug spray, dry clothes, alcohol (the rubbing kind not the drinking kind...in case the ivy block misses some), creativity, virgins, yadda yadda yadda, a guitar so we can all sit around and sing Kumbayah with the rest of the tree huggers for Earth Day...

Cum one, Cum all to the 11th Anal JaxH3 KGB Memorial Red Dress Run! This will be at least a half a weekend of fun and frolic, hash-style of course. We'll start with an EC pre-lube on Friday at Culhane's and Fly's Tie pubs in Atlantic Beach and continue to the RDR itself on Saturday. Start for RDR will be the parking lot at Twisted Sister in Jax Beach at 1266 Beach Bvd. Time: 3:00 pm HST Hares: CHiPS and Vanilla Cream & 2BB Shiggy: Um.... it's RDR - you figger it out! Cost: $25 until 4/22; $35 after 4/22 Bring: Yer sexiest red dress, thirst for beer and fun...any virgins (preferably hot and female) you might be able to talk into cumming...you know, the usual. We have a great time planned for ya...if you've done Jax's RDR before, you'll see some familiar places - we're not breaking new ground this year, cuz why change what works?? You won't be disappointed - so cum on out! Here's a quick and dirty timeline for your edification and planning... Friday - Extra Credit Pre-lube at Culhane's and Fly's Tie Irish pubs. Let's start at Culhane's - meet there sometime around 7:30 (I won't be able to get out there until about 8:30 - but that shouldn't prevent anyone else from getting started!) Plan on Fly's Tie around 9ish - we may go elsewhere also depending on what everyone wants to do...any of you "Beachies" who can suggest something/somewhere else fun, by all means please speak up! Saturday - you're on your own until RDR start at 3:00 pm HST at Twisted Sister on Beach Bvd. This weekend is the Opening of the Beaches, so I'm sure there will be plenty of things to do at the beach. RDR will start at 3:00 p.m. hst, and probably go until around 8:00ish...it's a pub crawl in Jax Beach's infamous tradition...but don't stray too far from trail - we might not be going where we always go...hint hint. RDR On-After will be at Pees on Small Dogs' place at the beach (Thank you!), where there will be plenty of sudsy beverage and a good meal to fill yer beer-bloated bellies beyond any normal capacity. This is included as part of your rego - no EC on RDR Saturday - yay! The on-after festivities will continue until we all pass out, or the beer is gone, or both. Sunday - Pees has proposed either a dodgeball or kickball game either in the empty lot behind his place or on the beach - which is only a block from Pees'. This sounds like a great idea to me - I'd propose an 11:00 am re-group at Pees for that activity - give people time to detox and eat. This is EC, but JaxH3 will prime the pump with some beer and BM's. Here are the address of all above locations: Culhane's - 967 Atlantic Bvd, Atlantic Beach, Fl Fly's Tie Pub - 177 Sailfish Dr Atlantic Beach, Fl Twisted Sister- 1266 Beach Blvd Jacksonville Beach, Fl Pee's house - 753 SOUTH 2nd STREET Jacksonville Beach, Fl If you need crash space - you can try Pee's at (904) 571-0317, post it on Jaxh3's one list, or call CHiPS at (904) 334-2720 and we'll try to help you out. On On to RDR!! CHiPS

Location: The Parking lot on the corner of Beach Blvd and San Pablo where the old wal-mart and Winn Dixie used to be. There's a hobby lobby there now. Time: 7pm HST (duh) Why: FOR THE BEER!!! What to Bring: The usual, Whistles, flashlights, extra clothes for the on after, Maybe some bug spray (those little bastards are coming back out again), thirst for beer, HOT!!!!! Virgins with a sense of adventure!!!! Theme: Red Dress Run Hangover Hash Ready for this one guys???? :) Tee hee xoxoxoxo Oh Yeah Shiggy: 2.5 or a 3 You won't have to get wet unless you want to. :)

Are you tired of the same four start locations? I know I am. Start for this week is at Boone Park-3700 park street. It's in riverside for those not in the know. Bring a flashlight, some mace, perhaps a large dog......actually if you bring a dog it's likely to be pissed on. Seriously. Standard hash time for start. Also, don't wear any underwear. That's just a general life rule. See you soon. Mystery hare of justice http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=3700+park+street,+Jacksonville+Fl&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=32.80241,78.75&ie=UTF8&ll=30.298871,-81.71073&spn=0.034904,0.076904&z=14

Location: Parking lot just south of Pauly’s Pizza located at 2111 University Blvd N. 32211. Here’s the link. http://maps. yahoo.com/ #mvt=m&lat=30.343397&lon=-81.602512&zoom=16&q1=2111%2520univers ity%2520blvd% 2520n%252C% 252032211&gid1=1396720 Hares: Just Jenni & Redwing Hoover Time: 7:00pm SHT Cost: $5.00 Virgins are free of course Shiggy: 3.0 (+/- .5) You could end up getting your shoes wet on this one. About 2 ½ - 3 miles. Walker friendly but there will be some on across items to deal with. What to bring: Bug Spray and a dry bag in case you are one of the ones that end up wet. Flashlight probably won’t be needed but it never hurts to have one on trail. Oh did I mention, you might need bug spray? And bring some GOOD questions to ask Just Jenni as she is eligible for a hash name after trail.

What: The 621st gathering of the Jax H3... National Strawberry Day... and the last haring of a Jax trail by 'Cruiter and O God When: 7hst Where: The vacant parking lot on the northeast corner of 2nd Street North and 6th Avenue North, Jacksonville BEACH, Fl... Why: Beer, b00bs, berrys, and beer... Who: 'Cruiter and O God Shiggy: 1.3475239802345987 What to bring: Fleshlights, your singing voices, hot virgins, ID, money for extra credit, whistles, bug spray, money for haberdashery, change of clothes for an On~After at The Ritz aka $1 Guiness on Wednesdays.. .

Start Info: 27 May, 2009 Hares: Redwing Hoover & Just Josh Location: Parking lot of the Winn Dixie located at 5991 University Blvd W, Jacksonville, 32216. Park near the Vystar ATM machine. Directions: Get to I-95 and take it to University Blvd. Start is about a ½ mile north of the 95 overpass. Here’s the link. http://maps. yahoo.com/ #mvt=m&lat=30.277145&lon=-81.603453&zoom=16&q1=5991%2520univers ity%2520blvd% 2520w%252C% 252032216 Time: SHT 7:00pm Cost: $7.00 Virgins are FREE! Yes I know, seven dollars is a raise in price, but mismanagement discussed this a few weeks ago and decided it was necessary. We have been holding off for a long time, I believe it’s been $5 for at least 10 years, and beer (like everything else) cost more now. Besides, it’s still the best deal in town! Shiggy: Well, if you liked the trail S.L.U.T. & I laid two weeks ago, you are gonna love this one. With the rain that we have been having lately, I suspect you are going to get wet and muddy!! Might be a little crawling over and under stuff too. I’ll say a 4.0 out of 5. I’ll be keeping trail to under 3 miles. Bring: Dry bag..dry bag..dry bag. Bug spray, bug spray, bug spray. Money for on after. Bring virgins. (These are the cool co-workers you think would enjoy our type of fun. Could be neighbors or friends from other low places too)

Office Depot on San Jose and 2-95. 10601 San Jose Blvd. Time: 7pm HST Why: BEER!!! Shiggy: 3 What to Bring: Vessels, Flashlights, Bug Spray, Whistles (FRB's especially), Hot Virgins, and You'll Probably want some on after clothes too!

Bring a friend to help drag your carcass through Swamp Thing 5 "Revenge of the Rank Hummus"... aka 'Cruiter, Vadryna, AIDS, and CO's last Swamp Thing Trail... The time is nigh, Swamp Thing 5 is inevitable. Behold: Start Info! Hares: The Rank Floater and Hummus My damn Bummus When: 6 June, 1200HST Location: 3777 Palm Valley Rd. Ponte Vedra, Fl 32082 From A1A: Take A1A south and veer west (right) onto CR210 west for about 5.5 clicks till you get to a large roundabout. Park in the South end of the lot. From 95: Follow 95 south (or north) to the CR210 exit. Go east (towards the truck stops) till you get to the light at US1. Turn left and make your first right at the light. Follow CR210 East to start. Cost $10, virgins be free Shiggy: 5.0 In all honesty, this trail is going to be rough. Be prepared. Only bring truly hearty virgins and get yourself hydrated. Think Cotton Panel, Dufus Death March, and Berserk Berk. What to bring: Dry bag, bug juice, rattlesnake chaps, Spare trail shoes, bear spray, ePIRB device, flare guns rope, trekking poles, signal mirrors...

Start Info Location: In the Big Lots Parking Lot at Beach and San Pablo 14355 Beach Blvd (this is actually the addy for the starbucks there but you'll see the BIG (S)LOTS Behind it) Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 vigins free! Why: BEER!!!! What to Bring: BUG SPRAY!!! Those little bitin bastards are out with force!!! Share with a friend! It's no fun to be mosquito food! Whistles, WALKING SHOES! LOL, Flashlight (maybe don't think it'll be a long one), Sense of humor and Adventure, Hot Virgins! Hash Cash! and anything else you thing you might need or want as this will be a surprise to even the hares!!! Notes: HAHAHAHA I got help you wanks! That's right! Be prepared for anything. I haven't had chance to scout seeing as how I was holding out for something to happen....damn it! LOL At least there will be beer!

Look I am haring show up and get tore up, hope to see you all there... Theme: Bloody Z is back, where's my Mickey's Hares: Bloody Z What: Jax Beach Hash #625 When: Wednesday, June 17, 2008 - 7:00 pm-ish SHT Where: parking lot of Dick's Sporting Goods, 10390 Midtown Pkwy Jacksonville, FL 32246 TRAIL: A to B, shiggy (3.5), water (yes), mud (yes), multiple beer checks (yes), (I will have chicken shit trail as requested for those who do not wish to brave the eagle shiggy trail) BRING: $ hash cash, Hash bag (dry clothes a must & maybe a towel to wipe your self down at the on-in with), bug spray, whistles, a thirst for beer... Directions: Map quest it or use a GPS, depending where you come from it is right near 9A & 202 (Butler blvd).

Orgy in The Woods ‘09!! Due to a conflict with the 2th Fairy memorial on Saturday the 20th, OITW had been postponed and will be rescheduled. We haven't figured out when will be the best time, but we will keep you posted - it's going to be at the same place in Pierson, and will be a great time. Stay tuned to your hashline - we'll keep you posted, and we apologize for any inconvenience.

Location: I hear a rumor about the Publix at Beach and KERNAN Address: 12620 Beach Blvd # 12 Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: 2 What to Bring: EVERYTHING! Whistles, Bug Spray, Hash Cash, Flashlights, Hot Virgins, Dry Bag

Hare: Vadryna Start: Hampton Professional Park: 7807 Baymeadows Rd. E., to the left of suite 403 (WG Pitts) Erections: Take 9A to the Gate Parkway exit. Go East on Gate. When it ends, take a right on Baymeadows Rd E. Complex is on the left. Time: 7 HST Cost: $7 Shiggy: 2-2.5 ish What to bring: Dry bag if you like swimming, bug spray, whistles, flashlights, virgins, etc. This'll be my last trail haring for a long while. Moving to Michigan in a week, so come out and say bye. If you don't want to run trail for some reason, the on-after will be at Otaki Sushi down the road on Gate, just past 9A. I figure we'll be there by 8:30 or 9. =)

DICK ON A STICK MEMORIAL HAWAIIAN SHIRT PUB CRAWL!! You can follow the link below for info, but here is the basic stuff: Start location: The dirt lot directly behind Ginger’s Place, 304 3rd St. South, Jacksonville Beach, 32250. Time: 6:00 pm Cost: $20.00 Hares: Redwing Hoover & Aquabator What to wear: Hawaiian Shirts and flops for sure in remembrance of our beloved Dick On A Stick whom we lost a few years back. He loved his Hawaiian Shirts!! What to expect: Four bars, some jello shots, beer, more beer, fun, some cheap food somewhere along trail, beer, fun, some more fun, more jello and as the night goes on, probably some shenanigans of some sort! If you knew Dick, bring a good story or two to share with everybody. SloshBall Please share this info with any other kennels onelist that you may have addys to. Remember Sloshball will be at noon on Sat at the ball field next to Alimacani elementary school. $5 2051 San Pablo Rd S, Jacksonville, FL 32224. You don't want to miss that. It's always a blast. Make sure you have your softball glove and any other gear you may have for the game. Map Link http://maps. google.com/ maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=2051+San+Pablo+ Rd+S+Jacksonvill e,+FL+32224&fb=1&geocode=11076059609 764841889, 30.313018, -81.447584&ei=NIJHSpy5M82_ twePioCSBg&sa=X&oi=manybox&resnum=1&ct=14 On After Fireworks Party Date/Time: After Sloshball/6:00 P.M. Start: PreTeen's House. 753 South 2nd Street, Jax Beach About: We'll have a keg, tippy cup and serve BBQ sandwiches; we'll walk over to the beach to watch the fireworks display about 9:30 Cost: $5 PreTeen: (904) 571-0317

Here u go all u wankers... For your haring pleasure..This week you will be following the one and only AUNT JEMIMA Time to have some wondering fun...Yes wondering around the streets of Arlington...After all this time that I have missed hashing with u guys I mean wankers...It is my time to get all of you lost.... 1st rule of Jax H3....Show up on time 2nd rule of Jax H3....Don't follow AJ. Enough said...but since I have made the effort to look for trail for all u wankers..JUst show up. Cost: $7 virgins free...Bring some hot virgins to be blessed by the rain gods... What to bring: Since it is suppose to rain all week...DRY CLOTHES Time: 7ish HST Site: 1100 Cesery Blvd. JAx, Fla 32211 The actual addy for the building is 1100 Cesery Blvd...I googled it and it shows another addy but mapquest shows it to be the correct choice....It is a white business building with the addy on the sign in front of the building. Meet in the back of the building by the PICNIC TABLES....I SAY AGAIN..BY THE PICNIC TABLES. Watch there will be someone that will not find the picnic tables...Just had to put that out there... Erections there: what ever or how ever you get to the Arlington Expressway..GO like your going towards town...That is WEST from the beaches and away from town that is EAST towards the beaches...Look for the Cesery Blvd exit and head NORTH...Head...I will just leave that alone..Go about 1/4 mile and look on the left and find the addy to the start...If you get to the traffic light u have GONE TOO FAR...Meet by the PICNIC TABLES... Shiggy: 1-1.5 and a possible 3..Depends on how much it rains... Dress up in your bestest swim suit for a BIKINI judging contest... Bring: Bug Spray & Sun Screen There will be a quality on-after following trail so bring extra $$ for food and drinks. Also bring a change of clothes (or at least change of shoes) as you may get wet. Hash cash, ID, extra credit $, flashlight, whistle, tighty whiteys, boa, dress for the weather, fun sense of humor. Disclaimer: though cheating is normal hash behavior and most of the time highly encouraged during hash related events, all rules of play for this trail are subject to the discretion of the hares and those in compliance with rules will be subject to the hares compliance of discretion. This hash already sucks! (SECOND DISCLAIMER: This was all written by AJ)

Location: 8000 Baymeadows Rd E, 32256 Directions: Get on 9A From 9A going South (from JTB) Take a left onto Baymeadows From 9A going North (from 295) Take a Right onto Baymeadows Shiggy: Veal said to him -0.5 but after further interrogation...I'm still confused So...1-2.5 Apparently the weather is a HUGE factor. Bring: Whistles, FLASHLIGHTS, dry bag (it has been raining alot), HOTT Virgins, sense of adventure, bug repellant, snake and/or gator repellant, sense of humor, and dress for the weather. Personal note: Hats keep the rain out of your eyes. Time: 7pm HST Cost: Regulars $7 Virgins FREE! Anymore Questions Call your Hare Raiser!

Here we go again..Aunt Jemima setting a trail for all of you fun loving, beer drinking hashers of Jacksonville H3.... ***********************************THEME hash***************************** This is a Theme hash......Dress like your favorite ******************DEAD ROCK STAR************** So go find something that will make you look kwel as your favorite DEAD ROCK STAR Yes, Elvis is included in this..even though that some may think he is still alive..Even Michael JAckson is a DEAD POP star.. If you need help on who is dead...here is a link that will help you choose.. http://thedeadrockstarsclub.com/deadrock.html Rules of hashing with Jax H3 1st rule of Jax H3....Show up on time 2nd rule of Jax H3....Don't follow AJ. 3rd rule of Jax H3.....Don't be like Bloody Z and be the DFL Enough said...but since I have made the effort to look for trail for all u wankers..JUst show up. Start: 1239 Arlington Rd. JAx, Fla. 32211 in the parking lot of Arlington School of MAssage & Personal Training. This is on the corner of Arlington Rd & Rogero Rd meet,there is a Domino's pizza and Bruce Park across the street. There is a 3 way intersection here...Arlington Rd, Rogero Rd and King Aurthur Rd meet.. The start is about 1 business from the corner. Time: 7HST... Hare(s): away soon after Cost: $7 for the regulars and Free for the Virgins..So bring your friends..Why not bring your sister, brother, mother, father, cuz, nephew...Just bring someone that is of age to drink beer with...Why not make it a family affair... Shiggy: 1.5-2 depending on if anyone falls into a puddle or if it may rain..It is hard to predict the weather here in JAcksonville.. What to bring: Dry clothes to get out of your dead rock star clothes. Bring: Bug Spray & Sun Screen There will be a red neckish on-after following trail so bring extra $$ for food and drinks. Directions to the start: Find your favorite way to Arlington Expressway. Get off at Arlington Rd. Go about a half mile until you see Domino's Pizza on your left. That traffic light is Arlington Rd, Rogero Rd and King Aurthur Rd. While at the traffic light. Look to your left and just beyond the 1st business on your right, you can see the start...The address is on the building. There are only 2 traffic lights between Arlington Expressway to the intersection of Arlington Rd, Rogero Rd and King Aurthur Rd... Also bring a change of clothes (or at least change of shoes) as you may get wet. Hash cash, ID, extra credit $, flashlight, whistle, tighty whiteys, boa, dress for the weather, fun sense of humor. Disclaimer: though cheating is normal hash behavior and most of the time highly encouraged during hash related events, all rules of play for this trail are subject to the discretion of the hares and those in compliance with rules will be subject to the hares compliance of discretion. This hash already sucks! For the ones that need the assistance of a computer. Here is a link: http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Jacksonville&state=FL&address=1239+Rogero+Rd Last word is: "for all of you that think that my trails end at the same place when I set trail in Arlington. Think again. I may have thought about it, but that thought escapes my mind right now".

Time: 7pm Location: Wild Wing Cafe in TinselTown Why: To drink and Replinish the Ranks!

Time: 7pm HST Location: 1316 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville Beach, 32250 (Beach Plaza parking lot, kinda across the street from Dunkin Donuts) (yeah that's right, I gave up on downtown...I didn't want to get shot LOL) Why: FOR THE BEER! Cost: $7 for regulars, Virgins are FREE! Regulars that bring Virgins are only $4!!! That's right you get a $3 discount for potentially scaring the HELL out of your friends on a Wednesday Night! Shiggy: 1-1.5 It does rain a bit here in the Sunshine State so that where the .5 may or may not come in. What to Bring: Flashlights, Bugspray, Dry bag (might rain or there may be some puddle jumping opportunities), Hash Cash, Extra Credit Cash, Anything that has to do with the number 5. Why you ask? Notice if you will that this is INDEED the FIFTH Wednesday this month...that only happens like three times a year!!!! So It seems appropriate to give the number 5 a little celebration. I'll probably be wearing a Shirt with a #5 on it in it's sharpie finest, I will be making 5 alarm chili for grub, and I will have a few special marks that Celebrate the Number 5!!!!! IF you can't think of anything for this wonderful theme....my FAVORITE color is red so just wear red and I'll be happy! PS-if you don't like my trail Sign up to hare and do it better! :P

Location: 10475 centurian pkwy n. D'erctions: jtb to gate parkway south turn right at first light"deerwood park"go about a 1/4 mile and turn right at first road on right past residence inn marked centurianpkwy n. make first right and follow around to right meet in the back of that parking lot Shiggy: 2.0 shigg-o-meter Time: 7PM HST Cost: $7 for regulars Virgins are Free! Regulars that bring Virgins get a $3 discount! So Bring Virgins! Bring: Whistles, Flashlights, Dry Bag...there may be water, hash cash, vessel, thirst for beer, sense of humor, VIRGINS (don't forget the discount), and maybe even a few naming ideas for Just Travis just in case

Location: Target @ JTB and A1A. Park at the Old Ruby Tuesday which is in the same parkling lot as Target. Ruby Tuesday's is directly behind Blockbuster. Directions: Take JTB east (highway 202) all the way to the beach! Get off on A1A. Target is on your right. If you live at the beaches, you know where it is. Shiggy: 1-1.5 no water Bring: ideas for naming and he'll keep it short,flashlights, bug spray, on-after clothes, vessels, thirst for beer. Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4

Look I am helping a couple "Just's" in haring, so show up and maybe get kind of tore up & wet, hope to see you all there... So what I was a little late getting this info out... Theme: Who the FRB? Hares: Just Dan (his trail), Bloody Z (the experience), & Just Ben (the flour mule) What: Jax Beach Hash #635 When: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 7:00 pm-ish SHT Where: parking lot of Publix, next to Peoples First Community Bank at 3475 Kernan Blvd. S. Jacksonville, FL 32224 TRAIL: A to B, shiggy (2.5), water (yes), mud (yes), beer check (yes)... BRING: $ hash cash, Virgins, Hash bag (dry clothes a must & maybe a towel to wipe your self down at the on-in with), bug spray, whistles, chairs might be nice, and a thirst for beer... Directions: Map quest it or use a GPS, depending where you come from 202 (J. T. Butler blvd). to Kernan Blvd. to the intresection southeast corner of Beach Blvd. & Kernan Blvd. any questions call Bloody Z at (719) 896-0825 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4

What: Jax Beach Hash #636 When: Wednesday, August 26 Why: FOR THE BEER! Where: Parking Lot behind Tire Kingdom & Sonic at 1353 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, FL 32266 Directions: Across from Publics on Atlantic Blvd. at the BEACH!!!!! Hares: F.R.E.D & Mystery "Just" Hare Theme: Cross Dressing for the Brave Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 for regular hashers BRING: $ hash cash, Virgins, Hash bag, bug spray, whistles, and a thirst for beer... Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4 TRAIL: Point A to B, shiggy (1), water (yes), sand (yes), beer check (yes)... Questions: Call F.R.E.D. @ 904-333-7740

START: Office Depot parking lot in Pablo Creek Plaza 2050 South 3rd Street, Jacksonville Beach, FL, 32250 (CLICK FOR LINK) TIME: 7pm HST SHIGGY: 1. Trail is dog friendly but please bring a water bowl for him/her. COST: $7 because they said I have to say that. BRING: Virgins, FLASHLIGHT, and a whistle. Bring a few extra bucks as there will be Extra Credit on trail but it's not what you normally find as EC. Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4

Location: The Golden Corral Parking lot at 9070 Merrill Rd. Here's the link for those of you that have not been there yet. http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.35227&lon=-81.550507&zoom=17&q1=9070%20Merrill%20Rd%2C%2032225&gid1=13965941 Hares: Redwing Hoover & Just Clay Time: SHT 7:00. Cost: Standard $7 unless you bring a virgin. They are free and you get $3 off. Shiggy: Don't know yet, haven't scouted trail. But I think its safe to say it won't be too difficult. Just Clay and I are going to be winging it. Can you say "Live" trail? What to bring: Fun, free spirited attitude. Bug spray (?), Flash lights (?). Some GOOD questions for naming (Just Clay might be eligible). Some NEW hash songs. We haven't had any new songs in forever lately. If you don't know any, Google "hash songs" and you will find a ton of em. On after cash. Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4

Location: East end of the K-mart parking lot in Neptune Beach on Atlantic Blvd. Address: 500 Atlantic Blvd Neptune Beach, FL 32266 (904) 249-7273 Time: 7pm HST Theme: Wear Your Favorite College Team Colors!!! (hooray Football Season!) Shiggy: 0.5 (seriously it's the Beaches) Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4

Location: The starting point for Hash Wednesday Sept. 23 is the Publix on Jacksonville Beach. Meet in the Southwest corner of the parking lot. (That's at Beach Blvd and 3rd...if you get to the ocean you've gone too far!) Publix‎ 408 Beach Blvd Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4 Notes: There is one extra credit, so people who want to participate should bring their ID and money. Other things to Bring: Hash Cash, Virgins, Dry bag for on after if so inclined, Vessels, FLASHLIGHTS!!!! (it's getting darker sooner now guys) Bug Spray, Ideas for a possible naming, HOTT Virgins, thirst for beer, sense of adventure, sense of humor. Please check all baggage, drama, and attitudes at the door!

Location: Parking Lot on the NE (north east) corner of Phillips Highway and Old Saint Augustine Road Address: 12525 Phillips Hwy Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 for regular hashers Virgins are FREE Regulars w/ Virgins $4 What to Bring: FLASHLIGHTS, Hot Virgins, Hash Cash, Bug Spray, dry bag, sense of adventure and humor. NO DRAMA LLAMAS ALLOWED!!!! LOL This is a Llama free zone! Oh and Just Tamar is totally elligible for a name. So bring some dirt or make something up. Remeber: Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!

Date: Wed 10/7 Theme: Dolla Dolla Bills :) Start Time: 7:00 HST Start Location: Behind the Dollar tree on Atlantic Blvd. 11824 Atlantic Blvd. Jacksonville, FL 32225 Hares: A.I.D.S Cost: $7 unless you bring a virgin then $4. Virgins are free! Shiggy meter: Expect anything from a 1.5 to a 3 What to bring: Flashlights, bugspray, virgins, gator/snake/spider repellent, kneepads to service the hare :) Be prepared to bring some extra cash for a good on after that we haven't hit in the longest time....

Location: Gonzales Park 2nd Ave N and 10th St N Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: Super Secret Mystery but it is in jax beach so don't expect much. What to bring: FLASHLIGHTS!!!! Seriously it was dark around around 7:45 on sunday! Bug Spray, virgins, thirst for beer, hunger for adventure, and I hope you like surprises. Cost: $7 Virgins are free! If you bring a virgin you only pay $4

Start Info Location: West end of the Publix parking lot located at 7117 Merrill Rd, 32277. Here’s the link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.352346&lon=-81.57889&zoom=16&q1=7117%20merrill%20rd%2C%2032277 Hares: Boner Malfunction, G.O.P. and Redwing Hoover Cost: $7.00 unless you bring a virgin. Then you hash for $4.00 and your virgin hashes free. Time: SHT 7:00 Shiggy: Don’t know yet. Shouldn’t be too bad. Should be a good walker friendly trail. I’ll place it somewhere around a 2. What to bring: Flashlights. Probably gonna need them. Virgins. We always love our virgins. Extra credit money. I found a bar that looks to have good potential to become a good hash bar. *NOTE FROM HARERAISER* This is an exact copy and paste from the email redwing sent. I did not make up this info or guess in anyway that this is where we were starting. Unlike last week. LOL Any mistakes in start locale and miscommunications there of are totally and entirely the Hare's doing.

Anal FL/GA tailgate RV City Trail Bring Naming Ideas for Just bill Here is the run start for the 28 of Oct 09. It is at the SOUTHEAST corner of Clarkson and Talleyrand. This is the Florida/Georgia run, so everyone needs to dress to impress. Aproximate Address: 688 Talleyrand Ave OR 1812 Clarkson Street. Zip Code is 32202. Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 Virgins are Free. If you bring a virgin you only pay $4 Shiggy: TBD but trail is dog, caveman, and inflate-a-date friendly. d'ERECTIONS: From the BEACHES and east of the river: Get onto Atlantic Blvd heading west, toward the city, toward the sunset, TOWARD THE BEER Get onto Arlington Expressway. Cross the Matthews Bridge. At the bottom of the bridge take the exit for ML KING JR PKWY, Alt 1 North. Stay to the right and immediately exit on HAINES STREET. Take a right onto SWIFT STREET. Take a left onto VICTORIA STREET. (a.k.a. Snort 'n' Queef Street) Take a right onto CLARKSON STREET and follow to TALLEYRAND AVE. From the WEST: hell if I know…. Go east then turn around and follow the directions above I guess. Okay, FINE. Get on I-10 EAST and then I-95 NORTH. Take EXIT 354A onto US-1 ML KING JR PKWY going east. Continue on US-1 as it turns south then exit at HAINES STREET. Take a left onto to JESSIE STREET and go under US-1. Take a right on to TALLEYRAND AVE and follow to CLARKSON STREET. Notes: if you punch these addresses into google maps then look at the street view and move around the pic a bit you'll get a good look at the Parking lot we're looking for. This is seriously the best I could do with the info I had!

Jacksonville H3 HalloWeenie Pub Crawl Date/Time: Saturday, October 31st, 5:00 Theme: Ghoul/Ghost/Medieval/Goth/Scary/Other Start Location: Vacant lot behind Al's Pizza, 303 Atlantic Blvd, Atlantic Beach. dErections: HEAD east on Atlantic BLVD. Stop and park two blocks short of driving into the ocean. Al's is on the north side of Atlantic BLVD, vicinity the intersection of Atlantic BLVD and A1A/3d Street. The Start is in the vacant lot immediately behind Al's Pizza. Hares: PreTeen Spirit and Blonde Snake Moan Cost $20 We’ll hit at least 4 bars, a beer/shot check or two, and have an appropriate hash meal. Come on out with your best scary costume! All bars are at The Corner, 5 minute walk between bars. *** Prizes for best costume, male and female. *** FL-GA fans can watch the end of the game in the first bar, we won't leave until its over. Crash space available, check with me at preteenspiritjaxh3@hotmail.com / 904-571-0317.

Inflate-a-Date had some extra flour so we've got a repeat offender this week Start: Behind Winn Dixie at the corner of Baymeadows & 9A in the Point Meadows shopping center. d'Erections: What do I look like? A Tom Tom??? Google this: 10915 Baymeadows Road. Shiggy: 2.5 Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7. VIRGINS FREE!! If you bring a virgin you only pay $4. Bring a virgin and a flashlight. No dry bag needed.

What: Swamp Thing Analversary. Hares: Secret Alumni Hares When: 11 AM HST Shiggy: Shiggytastic! Leg sucking mud, Snakes, and spiders oh my!!! Cost: $10 Where: 6001 Argyle Forest Blvd, Jax 32244. Take a Left off of Blanding before the strip mall with Longhorn Steakhouse. You should see the Argyle Animal clinic. Start is past the clinic, behind the plaza. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&addr=6001+Argyle+Forest+Blvd,+Jacksonville,+FL+\32244&daddr=Argyle+Forest+Blvd&hl=en&geocode=Faq3zAEd07Mg-w%3BFRmtzAEd1bQg-w&mra\=cc&dirflg=w&sll=30.193972,-81.74268&sspn=0.010627,0.022273&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=16 (Go to location B) The hares claim that the river has definitely gained some depth this year, so bring some Personal Flotation Devices, ladies, I am sure you'll be all set. What to bring: Antibiotics, Bug spray, Shiggy loving out of towners, chair for circle, Floaties, long laced shoes, whistles, gator repellent (maybe small virgins will work for that), machete, long pants, DRYBAG, rubbing alcohol, Change of clothes, sense of adventure. Visit Swamp Thing H3 at: http://www.hashspace.com/groups/group/show?id=2021388%3AGroup%3A800341

Location: Fresh Market Parking Lot in Mandarin Address: 12795 San Jose Blvd Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: 2 Cost: $7 Virgins are free!!! Hashers with vigins only pay $4 What to Bring: FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!!!, Bugspray, Whistles, Vessels, dry bag if you wanna, Hash Cash (for this week and every other week you forgot to pay!) and Even a little extra....never know when it could come in handy!!!! Thirst for beer, Sense of humor and an adventurous spirit. HOTT Virgins earn you extra brownie points too!

JaxH3 3rd Anal Marine Corps Birthday Trail celebrating the U.S. Marine Corps 234th Birthday Hares: Gunner Redwing Hoover & SSgt Face Plant Puke Princess Location: Parking lot of the Sheraton Hotel at 10601 Deerwood Park Blvd. Directions: Get on JTB and take it to the Gate Parkway exit and go south. At the first light turn right onto Deerwood Park Blvd. Pull into the parking lot on the west side of the Sheraton next to the library. Here’s the link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.261851&lon=-81.542664&zoom=15&q1=10601%20deerwood%20blvd%2C%20jacksonville%20fl Time: Sat, 1300. That’s 1:00pm for you civilians. Shiggy: Well, I’m thinking a 4 maybe a 4.5. We’ll find out. Those that have been on the past two Marine Corps Birthday Trails can attest we try to make sure you get your shiggy in. However, try as we may, we couldn’t incorporate a repelling opportunity on this one. But this one should be good. Cost: $7, unless you are a virgin, then you are free. If you bring said virgin, then you get to hash for $4. What to bring: Drybag. I recommend a dry bag for sure. Military garb: This is the Marine Corps Birthday Trail for G’s sake. Virgins. We want you to bring more virgins. Virgins..virgins..virgins! Female kind. (Nothing against sausage but we have plenty of them). Okay..okay.. I know the wanketts are going to complain if I favor females, so bring sausages too. Cash. Bring lots of cash. Hash cash, on after cash, extra credit cash, just bring all your damn money! Pictures: If you are a vet and want to show off some of your military adventures with the kennel, bring your picture album. We will peruse them at the on in where we will have our traditional Marine Corps Birthday cake cutting ceremony. Thirst: Bring your thirst for beer and camaraderie. We are going to have a fun filled shiggy trail and birthday party! See ya there wankers! Redwing Hoover

Who: H.R. Cuff and Stuff, PreTeen Spirit and Just Darrin When: 7:00 HST Where: Target Parking Lot, 490 Marsh Landing Pkwy. In the Publix/Target shopping Center at the east end of JTB (south side of JT Butler on A1A/3d Street). Why: For the beer!!! Cost: $7, $4 if you bring a v!rgin Shiggy Meter: 1.5 - 2 What to bring: Virgins, flashlights, whistle, dry bag, $ for extra credit and on-after

Start Info Hare: Fuck Me Till I Die & an unknown mystery hare. Location: Meet behind American Enterprise Bank at 10611 Deerwood Park Boulevard. Get on JTB and take it to Gate Parkway, go South one block to Deerwood Park Blvd and turn right. AmEx will be on the right. Here’s a link: http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=30.247849&lon=-81.539366&zoom=16&q1=10611%20Deerwood%20Park%20Boulevard%20Jacksonville%20fl&gid1=27130012 Time: 7:00pm SHT Shiggy: ?????? Cost: $7 unless you bring a virgin, then you hash for only $4 and the virgin hashes FREE! What to bring: Standard stuff. Dry bag in case of rain, Flashlight, On After money, Pleasant attitude, boobies, virgins, etc..etc.

Publix 408 Beach Blvd Jacksonville Beach Fl South West corner of the parking lot. SHIGGY .5 TIME 7pm HST COST $7 Virgins are free! if you Bring a Virgin you pay only $4! Bring the normal, FLASHLIGHTS DUMASSES! hot chicks with big.... Inflate

Gonzales Park In Jax Beach, Florida 32250 http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=bereve&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl D'erctions: Take Beach Blvd to 10th Street North turn North. There is parking on the Corner of 10th St N and 2nd Ave N. Time: 7pm HST Cost: $7 Virgins Free!!! Bring a Virgina and only pay $4! Shiggy: Was never designated but it's the beaches guys. If it goes over a 2 it's pouring the rain. What to Bring: Hash Cash, Hash Clothes (preferably warm), Maybe a boat since it won't stop raining, FLASHLIGHTS!!!!, (HOTT) Virgins, Dry Clothes, Vessels, Sense of Humor.

Location: Behind the Bed Bath & Beyond in the Home Depot Shopping Center. On the Corner of Jacksonville Rd and South Beach Parkway. D'Erections: Take JTB east to A1A North. Start is in the First Shopping Center to the Left (there used to be a hooters there...Sandcastle Plaza or something to that effect) Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: 1.5 - 2 Cost: $7 Virgins are Free!!! Bring a Virgin and only Pay $4 Bring: FLASHLIGHTS, Hash Cash, Whistles, Thirst for beer, Hott Virgins, spare underwear just in case LOL, dry bag if you want. NOTE: Trail will be A to B with Dead Drops. No need for a beer truck. Put on your walkin shoes you auto haring wanks!

Okay Wankers cum on out for some Hash Holiday cheer! I know there may be some conflicts for the road whores - understand but I couldn't make this work any other day. A thousand pardons... For those of you who aren't spreading holiday cheer with some foreign kennel, now's your chance to spread some part of you own...(kennel that is!) Time: 4 HST (ps, I know this is holiday season so this early start time will allow you to cum have some shenanigans AND still attend to your other holiday duties - perfect plan!) Start: Riverside and Goodwin St - parking lot on the southeast corner, basically catty-corner from the Publix on Riverside which is at 2033 Riverside Ave. We've planned a nice route that will encompass four or more very cool Riverside establishments....possibly including somewhere resminiscent of Bo's...cuz we all know the wankettes love them gay bars! Hare(s): CHiPS, Mile High Molester. Theme: Duh...it's Christmas! Let's do "Bad Santa and his Naughty Elves"...we could have some fun with that! HashCash: $20 - covers your beer, food, maybe a little sumthin extry... Rego: Nah...just show up. Extra Circular Activity - let's do one of those present-swapping thingies at circle. If you want to participate, bring a little gag/hash-type gift, for, let's say $10 or less. We'll put them all in a big bag and everyone who brings one gets to pick one out. So show some holiday spirit and get something that's sure to embarass or thrill (or both) your fellow hasher who is lucky enuff to pull ur prezzie out of the grab bag!

Location: The Blockbuster parking lot at Atlantic and Hodges. There's a Burger King out front for a land mark Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: 1.5 Cost: $7 Virgins are Free! If you bring a virgin you pay only $4!!! What to Bring/Expect: Holiday Frivality!, Santa Hats, Sleigh Balls, other festive outfits and accessories. Be Ready to Sing Christmas Carols and get your holiday Cheer on! Oh yeah Bring Hott Virgins, Hash Cash, dry bags if ya want and don't forget your flashlights, vessels, whistles, and thirst for beer and sense of humor!

Start Location: The Winn Dixie Parking Lot at St. Johns Bluff Rd and Beach Blvd. Address: 11380 Beach Boulevard Jacksonville, FL 32246-3897 Time: 7pm HST Shiggy: TBD Cost: $7 Virgins are Free!!!! If you bring a virgin you only pay $4 What to Bring: Hash Cash, Whistles, FLASHLIGHTS!!!!, dry bag, warm clothes, sense of humor, sense of adventure, thirst for beer!