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Jax Hash House Harriers
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem (at least 21 years of age to participate!)
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| Wed, 01/04/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #395 |
Flying Meatballs |
Start: behind "The Pub" on Beach Blvd.
Directions: from the west side get on beach Blvd and head east. Once you pass Hodges Blvd start looking on your left The first major strip mall will have bank and a Japanese restaurant in it. Make a left just after that strip mall and then make a quick right into the next strip mall and park behind the drive up liquor store with the big red "Liquor " sign in the front.
From the east: get on beach blvd and head west. Pass San Pablo blvd and proceed west past the Beach Blvd movie theater. Once past the movies start looking on the right and you'll see a strip mall with a Dominos and the aforementioned Liquors sign. Pull in right after this strip mall and make a quick right.
Siggy: 2.5
Cost: $5
Time 7:00pm
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| Wed, 01/11/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #396 |
Sir Wacks A Lot |
Start behind Super Walmart on Atlantic & Kernan. Kinda near Vystar Credit Union
Directions: from town get on Atlantic Blvd and head east. After you pass the Walmart turn right/south on Kernan Blvd and pull into the parking lot and you'll see the Vystar.
From the Beaches take Atlantic Blvd west. Turn left on Kernan right after BJ's and turn right into the Walmart parkin lot.
Shiggy --- about a 2 (maybe)
Length -- Just right....
Cost $5
Time 7PM
Bring the usual crap flashlight dry shoes ect....
On On
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| Wed, 01/18/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #397 |
Mystery Hare 69 |
Start info: Fu Bar & Hardees parking lot on Merrill Rd in the old walmart shopping plaza (near the highway)
Directions. From the south: Take either 9A or the South Side connector North and get off at the Merrill road exit. It will be on your left at light.
From the east; you can head west on Merrill road and just after the Publix Shopping center and before you get to 9A the Walmart parking lot is one the right.
Shiggy:2-3
Bring all usual hash/trail items...
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| Wed, 01/25/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #398 |
Just Danny & Sir Wacks a lot |
Start: Behind Kevin's Grille at 2429 S 3rd St, Jaxs Bch
Directions: Take JTB to A1A. Go North on A1A. After 25th Ave S it will be on your right. It's across from the Roys/Bonefish center.
Shiggy: 1
Time: 7 PM
Cost: $5
The theme is Mardi Gras, so Preteen do like you normally do and bring some beads.
Bring flashlights.
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| Wed, 02/01/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #399 |
Hops on Pops & Just Jonboy |
Trail theme is RECESS!
Wear your "playcothes", we are going to have fun!
-When: Wednesday February 1st
-Start: Home Depot (front parking lot) on Atlantic Blvd (corner of Girvin and Altantic)
-Trail: 2.5 miles walker friendly, shiggy 2-3 pending weather
-What to bring: flashlights, warm clothes, regular trail essentials, youthful spirit
-Hares: Just JonBoy & Hops On Pops
-7:00, $5...
-On-in: warm food, fun finger foods and dessert
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| Wed, 02/08/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #401 |
Ball Park Frank |
Start: Behind the Winn Dixie (9866 Baymeadows Rd) at Baymeadows and Old Baymeadows Rd.
Directions: Take 95 to Baymeadows Rd Exit, go East onto Baymeadows. After Baymeadows and Old Baymeadows intersection, next plaza on right will be the Winn Dixie.
Shiggy: 4 (That's what they said, not me)
Cost/Time: $5 (virgins free), 7 pm
GIFTS ON TRAIL! Bring Dry bag, flashlights...normal hashing stuff.
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| Sat, 02/11/06 |
Jax Hash Beach #400/Lolla Bud Zoola |
Flying Meatballs & Guest Hare |
Start: Budweiser Plant on Busch Drive off of I-95
Directions. Take 95 to exit 360 Busch Dr. Go East at the bottom of the off ramp onto Busch Dr. go about ½ mile and turn left into the bud plant parking lot.
Time: 1:00pm
Cost; Still only $10:00
You'll get: Tour of Bud plant, a walking or a shiggy 3 trail, a party and Erections. THAT RIGHT it's ERECTION TIME:
Details: TOUR OF THE BUSCH BREWERY. DON'T MISS IT! |
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| Wed, 02/15/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #402 |
Mystery Hare! |
Where: Parking lot at 8475 Western Way
Directions from the Beach: Get on Southside Blvd headed South. Turn
right on Baymeadows Rd heading West. Turn Left on Western Way and
follow it around for about .5 miles and on the Left will be a big sign
that says "Interstate Distribution Center". Turn in and immediately on
the right will be a parking lot.
Time/Cost: 7PM / $5
Shiggy: 3
Bring flashlight & bring a dry bag!!! It's gonna be cold this
Wednesday night -- make sure you have warm clothes to change into at
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| Wed, 02/22/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #403 |
Flying Meatballs and Just Heather |
Start: In the parking lot in front of the Linens and Things in the Regency Commons, 651 Commerce Center Dr. This is the shopping center just North of the Lowe's near Regency Mall.
Directions: From the east; Head west on Atlantic Blvd. Make a right on Monument Rd. just before Regency Mall. Go north and make a left on Regency Square Blvd. Make a right on at the next light onto Commerce Center Dr. The Linens and Things is on the right just past Lowe's. From the south take Southside Blvd north and get off at Regency Square Blvd. Go past the O'Charlie's and make a left on Commerce Center Dr. Follow the directions above from there.
Shiggy: 2.5
Cost $5
Time 7:00pm
Hares: Flying Meatballs and Just Heather
Bring a FLASHLIGHT and a dry bag in case it gets cold. You shouldn't get wet, but no promises. |
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| Wed, 03/01/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #404 |
Sir Wacks-A-Lot & Preteen Spirit |
Start: Winn Dixie parking lot, Beach & St. Johns near the Shell Station
Time/Cost: 7PM / $5
Shiggy: 1ish
General Big Easy theme... |
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| Wed, 03/08/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #405 |
Ditchin Dick & Hershey Squirts |
Start: Food Lion in Mayport (701 Mayport Crossing Blvd)
Hares: Ditchin Dick & Hershey Squirts
Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd towards the beach, go over the
intercoastal and get off on the Mayport over pass ramp, continue on
Mayport Rd for about 2 miles. Food Lion will be on your right on
Mayport Crossing Blvd.
Shiggy: Maybe 1.5.....it was going to be a 4 (but ask Hershey about the
animal that was going to attack her :-) or the homeless guy she
thought she saw in the woods )
Time/Cost: 7 ish / $5
Bring dry bag just in case & flashlight. |
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| Wed, 03/15/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #406 |
Hops on Pops |
CAUTION: you will get wet on trail.
-Start: in the back of the empty lot in between the Days Inn Neptune Beach (1401 Atlantic Blvd) and AutoZone on Atlantic Blvd
-March 15th 7pm, $5
-Hops on Pops, Just JonBoy, Secret Guest Hares
-Necessities: all regular trail items AND swim suits, squirting & water toys, tshirt to wear on trail for the wet tshirt contest, DRY BAG not containing sleeveless shirts, and your splashtastically fun attitudes
-lots of photo opportunities
-Shiggy:0-4 but always optional
-Trail length: 4 miles for runners, 1.5 miles for walkers
-Prizes: wet tshirt contest, "best dressed", and the Swim Star
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| Sat, 03/18/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #407 |
Post St Patties Day Pub Crawl |
Hares: Ditchin' Dick and her Lucky Leprechaun
Start: Duval County Public Schools Building parking lot located on Prudential Blvd. It is next to the Radisson Hotel
Direction: From the Beach: East on Atlantic Blvd all the way to Hendricks Ave, take a right on Hendricks, down to Prudential, take another right. Down to the hugh parking lot. We will be towards the right side.
Or: 95 North, exit off for the Main Street Bridge, exit off immediately down to Prudential. Take a Right, go down to the School Board building.
Time: 5 pm
Cost: $10 |
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| Wed, 03/22/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #408 |
Kerb Crawler and Ophelia Naked |
START: Parking lot at Roosevelt Publix. 4495 Roosevelt Boulevard.
Just North of Roosevelt Bridge on 17. About 2 miles north on Roosevelt
(US 17) from NAS Jax entrance.
HARES: Kerb Crawler and Ophelia Naked
TIME: 7 pm/1900hrs
DATE: Wednesday, MARCH 22ND
SHIGGY: 0 TO 3.5 (optional, but not if you like beer)
LENGTH: 4 Miles runners, 3 Miles walker.
BRING: Dry bag, bail money.
PROMISES: 2 Beers stops, irritate wealthy homeowners, get a little damp!
DIRECTIONS: From Beach: Take A1A S to J TURNER BUTLER BLVD / FL-202. Head W toward I-95 / JACKSONVILLE. Merge onto I-95 N. Merge onto I-10 W via EXIT 351B on the LEFT toward LAKE CITY. Take EXIT 361 on the LEFT
toward US-17 S / ROOSEVELT BLVD. Take US 17 S Publix is just before the Ortega bridge on the LEFT HS.
If anyone needs better directions that these. Email Kerb Crawler.
QUESTIONS - ASK OPHELIA........
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| Sat, 03/25/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #409 (Saturday trail) |
Sphincter Sicle and Cirrhosis of the River |
START: Cobblestone Plaza - Monument Rd (Publix Plaza): Intersection of Monument and McCormick - look for hashers behind the BP station.
HARES: Cirrhosis of the River & Sphincter Sicle
TIME: 1400 (AKA 2:00 PM) - Hash Standard Time
DATE: SATURDAY, MARCH 25TH
SHIGGY: 2 TO 2.5
LENGTH: 5 Miles runners, 3 Miles walker.
PROMISES: 2 Beers stops, very scenic trail, and a great on-after.
DIRECTIONS
From Beach: Take Wonderwood to Monument intersection (Publix plaza on Right, look for BP) OR take Atlantic Blvd to Kernan. Right on Kernan to end (McCormick), Left on McCormick to Cobblestone/Publix plaza on Right at Monumnent Intersection. Look for hashers behind BP Station.
From South: I-95 North to 9A North to Monument Rd Exit. Right on Monument. About 3 miles to Cobblestone/Publix Plaza on Right (after intersection with McCormick Rd). Look for hashers behind BP Gas Station.
From Southside: Southside (RT 115 North), to Merrill Rd Exit. Right off exit on Merrill Rd. Follow Merrill (stay right at Y intersection - becomes McCormick) to Monument Rd intersection. Left on Monument. Immediate Right into Cobblestone/Publix Plaza. Look for hashers behind BP Gas Station.
From North: I-95 to 9A South. Take 9A over the big bridge. Take 2nd exit after the bridge (Merrill Rd). Left on Merrill Rd. Follow Merrill (stay right at Y intersection- becomes McCormick) to Monument Rd intersection. Left on Monument. Immediate Right into Cobblestone/Publix Plaza. Look for hashers behind BP Gas Station. |
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| Wed, 03/29/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #410 |
Red Wing Hoover and Cirrhosis of the River |
Hares: Red Wing Hoover and Cirrhosis of the River
Location: South East corner of Bruce Park, street address 6549 Arlington Rd Jacksonville, FL 32211-5412.
Directions: From the beach, take Atlantic to Arlington Expressway. Take Arlington Expressway to Arlington Rd. and turn right. Bruce Park is on the right. Park in the south east corner where Arlington Rd. and Rogero intersect.
Shiggy: Walker friendly, shiggy, mayby a 1.
Time: 7:00PM
Cost: $5
Guaranteed lots of boob checks and beer. Hell, we'll probably throw
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| Wed, 04/05/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #411 |
Senior Spitizen |
The Horny Hare Raiser Hash
Hare: Senior Spitizen the all mighty Hare Raiser. You may all rise now.
Start: Tinseltown Publix at 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway (across the street from Tinseltown theaters). If you are looking at Publix, park on the right side in front of the other stores.
Directions:
From the beach take Butler West to the Southside Blvd North exit. Publix will be on your left.
From town get to Southside Blvd and go south if you're coming from the north and Publix will be on your right. From the south go north on Southside Blvd and Publix will be on your left.
Shiggy: 2
Time: 7:00pm
Cost: $5:00 (Ten for anyone who hasn't hared yet this year) Virgins are FREE!
Bring dry shoes, flashlight, virgins (cute ones), and a pen to sign up to hare your own trail cuz you're gonna hate mine. |
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| Wed, 04/12/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #412 |
Back Bedroom Bobber and Kerb Crawler |
Start: 8801 block of Southside Blvd in the Office Max/Petsmart parking lot.
Directions:
From the north - Get to southside and go south.
From the east - JTB or Beach Blvd to Southside and go south.
From the west - Take 295 to 95 north. Get off (heh heh) at exit 340 southside Blvd south.
Go past Baymeadows and the I-95 ramps. Go past Office Max (on the left) and make a left onto Timberlin Park Road. Turn left into the parking lot.
From the south take Phillips to Southside then go north past Avenues Mall. Turn right onto Timberlin Park.
Time: 7:00pm HST
Cost: $5.00 (tips appreciated)
Shiggy 2ish. May be some water of unknown depth. Could be trees, dirt, and air as well. Never know what you may find on trail. It's not a death march but it may be around 3.5 miles. I really should scout it sometime...
Bring: Dry bag (just in case), a WORKING flashlight, and maybe bug spray.
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| Wed, 04/19/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #413 |
Mystery Minute Man Hare |
The Minute Man Trail!
Way back in 1775, even before Face was hashing, the "shot heard round the world" was fired on this day. We will salute the Minute Man by doing Jello shots in their honor (after trail, you wankers!).
Hare: Mystery Minute Man (no smart ass comments, please)
Start: In front of the Atlantic Theather in Atlantic Beach.
Directions: Get to Atlantic Blvd and head east. After you cross the intracoastal stay on Atlantic Blvd until you see the Publix on your left. Past the Publix you'll see the Atlantic Theater on your left. It's on the same side as the Fly's Tie and next to an ABC liquors store. If you are at the beaches then you already know where it is.
Time: 7:00pm
Cost: $5.00
Shiggy 0.5
Bring: VIRGINS and a flash light. |
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| Wed, 04/26/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #414 |
Face Plant Puke Princess |
Hare: Face Plant Puke Princess
Start: In front of the Publix on Monument Rd and McCormick Rd.
Directions from the beach: Get on Atlantic Blvd West, turn right on
Monument Rd and follow it to McCormick Rd. Just after crossing McCormick Rd it's on the right.
Directions from downtown: Get on Atlantic Blvd East, turn left on Monument Rd ...
Time: 7:00PM
Cost: $5 (virgins free)
Shiggy: 4 (yeah you heard that right)
Bring: Flashlights & dry bag
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| Sat, 04/29/06 |
Jax Beach Red Dress Run #8 |
Sphincter Sicle and Dick On A Stick |
Start: Worth's parking lot 1316 Beach Boulevard
Time: 4:00PM
Cost: $25 with shirt, $15 without
See "Special Events" link below for more info |
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| Wed, 05/03/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #415 |
Senior Spitizen and Just Tyler |
Hares: Senior Spitizen & Just Tyler
May 3rd, 2006: It's my birthday and I'll lay trail if I want to!!! Come enjoy a trail and pre-birthday celebrations after as Senior Spitizen begins celebrating her 9th annual 21st birthday!
Start: Behind Wendy's in the Savalot shopping plaza
3460 Beach Blvd
Directions: Mapquest it you lazy bums
Time: 7:00pm
Cost: $5.00
Shiggy Meter: 2 (no muddy death trail this week!)
Bring: Flashlight, Hot guy Virgins, Dry bag appropriate for on after...you WILL on after!
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| Wed, 05/10/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #416 |
Cotton Panel and Unibanger |
Hares: Cotton Panel and Unibanger (I swear; no tricks)
Start: Parking lot of Atlantic Theaters (address: 751 Atlantic Blvd) on Atlantic Blvd.
Directions from downtown head East on Atlantic Blvd. After going over "the ditch" it will be on your left just after you pass Penman Rd. If you've passed Sailfish Dr then you've gone too far.
Directions from the beach: On 3rd take a left on Atlantic Blvd. Just after Sailfish Dr it'll be on your right.
Shiggy: .5 Yes, you read that right POINT FIVE! Believe it not, Cotton has done many, many non-shiggy trails in the Jax Beach area.
Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 (virgins are free, or so I'm told).
Bring: FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT FLASHLIGHT!
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| Wed, 05/17/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #417 |
Flying Meatballs |
Start: Behind the BJ's on the south east corner of Kernan and Atlantic Blvd, near the Tax collector drive through.
Directions : from the Beach go west on Atlantic blvd and either turn left into BJ's. parking lot or turn left on Kernan and left into the parking lot, and go around back.
From town go east on Atlantic blvd and turn right into the BJ's parking lot after Kernan blvd and go around back.
Time 7:00pm Hash Time
Cost $5
Shiggy: 2
Bring: flash light, bug spray, and Ivy block for those who have fallen pray to the "Mutant Cotton Ivy"
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| Wed, 05/24/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #418 |
Pork Me Gentilely and Just George |
Hares: Porks Me Gentiley and Just George
Start: ADT Security parking lot - 4926 South Kernan, just north of JTB (Butler Blvd for new folks)
Direction: From Arlington: Go south on Kernan Blvd. Pass the UNF entrance and take right into ADT parking lot.
From the Beaches: Go west on JTB Blvd to Kernan. Exit North, see below...
From Southside/OP: Go east on JTB Blvd to Kernan. Exit north, after first light go left into ADT parking lot. If
you get to the 2nd light at UNF/Alumni Blvd, turn around you dumb *ss and go back to ADT.
Shiggy: 2.5 unless it rain, no water! Yes, folks, a dry shiggy 2.5 trail. About 3 miles.
Time/Cost: 7:00pm/$5. Bring VIRGINS!! - As always, they're free.
Bring BUG spray, FLASHLIGHTS and an appetite for BEER |
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| Wed, 05/31/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #419 |
Back Bedroom Bobber and Sir Wacks-A-Lot |
Hares: Back Bedroom Bobber and Sir Wacks-A-Lot
Start: Winn Dixie parking lot (in the Point Meadows Shopping Center), 10915 Baymeadows Road.
Directions from the south or OP: Take 95 north and exit on Southside Blvd north. Take a right onto Baymeadows. Winn Dixie will be a mile or two down on the left.
Directions from other places: Take JTB heading toward St. John's Bluff. Take St. Johns Bluff (also 9A) south and exit on Baymeadows. Go right onto Baymeadows Road. Winn Dixie will be on the right.
Shiggy: 2.5 About 40% road, 60% offroad, give or take 80%. No water expected but fences and furry animals may be found.
Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 (virgins are free)
Note: Trial... er... trail is roughly 4 miles. The snare porential is high due to the length but it's all good cuz it's more drinking for the hares!.
Bring : Flashlight, bug spray, flashlight, ivy block (haven't scouted), flashlight, and a flashlight. Oh, did I mention make sure your flashlight works?
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| Sat, 06/03/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #420 (Saturday Hash) |
Pork Me Gentilely and Just Jacob |
Yes, it's getting closer!! The family hash is almost here....
What: The FAMILY hash with a pool party bbq on-after.
Where: The far west parking lot by the soccer concession and playground at Ed Austin Regional Park off Monument.
When: Saturday, June 3 -- 1:00 to 5:30
Hares: Porks Me Gentiley and Just Jacob
Cost: 21 and up $5, 6 - 20 $3, 5 and under free & free virgins (errr...I mean virgins are free)
Shiggy: 1.0 and stroller-friendly
Bring: Towels, sunscreen, water toys, whatever...
Directions from the beaches go west on Wonderwood, past Kernan to next light. Go right onto Monument. See below...
From Westside go east on Matthews Bridge/Atlantic past Regency, and go left/east onto Monument. See below...
From west Arlington, go east on Merrill until it becomes McCormick (east of St. Johns Bluff). At next light, go left onto Monument. See below...
From OP/Southside go north on 9A, exit east onto Monument. Pass McCormick (McDonalds on the corner) and at the next light (Cobblestone) go left into Ed Austin Park. Stay to the right at the split (baseball fields on right, soccer fields on left). After the first soccer parking lot on left, turn left and go straight back; you will see the playground. Continue to the parking lot past the playground on the left. (NOT the little playground by the baseball fields)
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| Wed, 06/07/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #421 |
Sir Wax-A-Lot, Hung Like A Peanut and Just Christine |
Hares: Sir Wacks, Hung like P-Nut & Just Christine
Location: Old Worth Parking Lot, 1316 Beach Boulevard (where the Red Dress run Started) Jax Beach
Time: 7PM
Cost: $5
Shiggy: 1 or 2
Length: (shortish)
Directions: From the Beach - Take A1A to Beach Blvd. and head towards town. The start is on the left before Penman.
From town - take Beach Blvd. east, cross over the intercoastal, and it's on the right just past Penman Road in the big parking lot next to The Moon.
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| Sat, 06/10/06 |
Orgy In The Woods #7 |
Doofus White Boy |
Click the link below for info and online registration. |
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| Wed, 06/14/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #422 |
Redwing Hoover and Just Connie |
Hares: Red Wing Hoover & Just Connie
Location: Food Lion parking lot, corner of McCormick and Monument
Time: 7pm
Cost: $5 (free virgins...I mean virgins free! Dyslexia strikes again)
Shiggy: More than 2, Less than 3.
Length: 3 Miles
Directions from the beach: Get on Atlantic Blvd West, turn right on
Monument Rd and follow it to McCormick Rd. Just after crossing McCormick Rd it's on the right.
Directions from downtown: Get on Atlantic Blvd East, turn left on Monument Rd ...
**As always, bring bug spray, flashlight that actually works, dry bag, and thirst for beer!!! **
In observance of flag day, we will be dispensing patriotic jello shots (except the vodka is imported) and other patriotic drinks that would make Paul Revere jealous. There will also be a BOOBIE PRIZE for the hasher that shows up in their most patriotic garb. Tackiness is allowed!
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| Sat, 06/17/06 |
Hash Wedding #346 |
Ditchin Dick & Flying Meatballs |
Ditchin Dick and Flying Meatball’s HASH Wedding
Saturday June 17th
Start Time 4:00pm
Where: in front of the Kohl’s on St Augustine road near the intersection of St Augustine and I95.
Directions: Find your favorite way to I95, from Jacksonville head south. After the 295 exit you’ll see the sign for St Augustine road. Take exit 335, St Augustine road, and make a left at the light at the end of the exit ramp onto St Augustine road. Go to the second light and make a left into the Shoppes at Bartram Park and park by the Kohl’s.
What you can expect. A short trail (almost shaggy free) followed by a Hash Wedding ceremony and a BBQ.
If you’ve never been to a hash wedding this is your chance to cross dress yet again. The Bride, Flying meatballs, will be wearing a white dress. Wondering what to do with that old bride’s maid or prom dress, well here’s your chance to let your boyfriends or husband wear it. And for the ladies the less worn the better. Dress formal or dress down just cum and enjoy.
There will be beer, Jell-O Shots, apple pie shots, beer and tippy cup.
Check out the pictures from 3D and Cottons Panel’s hash wedding to see what to expect.
http://www.jaxh3.com/Photos/PhotoIndex.asp?sImageListId=364
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| Wed, 06/21/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #423 |
Senior Spitizen and Pork Me Gentile-ly |
Welcum Hashers, Welcum to the 470-whatever-ish hash!! It's the official BOOB hash. Cum out and watch two sets lay trail. There will be double the amount of yak and boob checks! You can't beat this hash, folks. Get TWO sets of falsies laid on trail...laying trail....SUCH A DEAL!!
AND to celebrate this monumental hash, Everyone can wear their bras on the outside of their shirts OR on their heads. Guys, drag your braziers and falsies out of your drawers. Gals, find your best.
This is the one and only official BOOB hash!!
Start: 10490 San Jose Blvd Target Shopping Center, park near the
empty grocery store next to publix
Directions: From Orange Park hop on 295S to San Jose and get off and
go left. Plaza will be on your left.
From Jax Beach area get to 295 however you prefer and go N to San
Jose blvd exit 5A ( I think...go north)
Time: 7:00pm
Cost: $5.00
Shiggy Meter: 1,2....who knows I haven't scouted yet...I blame the
rest of you for not signing up
Bring: Flashlight, Hot guy Virgins, whistles, Dry bag appropriate
for Karaoke after!
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| Wed, 06/28/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #424 |
Back Bedroom Bobber |
Hare: Back Bedroom Bobber
Location: Dirt parking lot 100 yards north of UNF entrance on Kernan Blvd.
Time: 7pm
Cost: $5 (Virgins free!)
Shiggy: 1.5
Length: 2.5 miles or so.
D’Erections:
From Arlington: Go south on Kernan Blvd past Beach Blvd about 1.5 miles. Just after the First Coast Tech Pkwy light (near the old AOL building) turn right into the dirt parking lot. If you get to the UNF entrance you went too far.
From the Beaches/OP/95: Take JTB to Kernan and go north. After UNF turn around at First Coast Tech Pkwy. The dirt parking lot will then be on your right.
No flashlight needed since trail is pretty short but bug spray may be good. Pool and hot tub at the On-In. Bring dry clothes for a possible On-After (TBD).
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| Mon, 07/03/06 |
Jax Hash #345 |
Cirrhosis of the River and Flying Meatballs |
Dick on a Stick Memorial Hawaiian Shirt and Flip Flop Pub Crawl, PAY AS YOU GO
When: MONDAY July 3rd, most people don't have to work the next day.
Start: The Parking lot in the North-West corner of 2nd St. North and 6th Ave North in Jax Beach. You can park at the old Good Will on 6th north in Jax Beach.
Time: 7:00pm
Cost : Pay as you go
Its a Hawaiian shirt and flip flop Pub Crawl so wear loudest shirt.
Directions: From JTB or Beach: go east till you reach A1A /3rd street and turn left continue until you reach North 6th ave then turn right go one block and your there. From Atlantic Blvd go east and turn right on A1A/3rd st and continue until you reach North 6th and turn left. |
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| Wed, 07/05/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #425 |
Sphincter Sicle |
TIME: 7:00pm HST
SHIGGY: 2
Start Location:
In front of the BEALLS in the Regency Commons Shopping Center
(Physical address for mapping)
BEALLS-JAX REGENCY
860 Commerce Center Drive
Regency Commons
Jacksonville, FL
32225
Rough Directions:
From the Beach: Atlantic Blvd (west) to Monument. Right on Monument. Left on Regency Square Blvd N, Right on Commerce Center Drive (LOWES). Look for Bealls in Shopping plaza with Linen and Things, World Market, Etc.
From anywhere else: Southside Blvd to Regency Square Blvd N Exit. Head (who said) towards Lowes. (Regency Commons is on the North Side of Lowes). Look for Bealls in Shopping plaza with Linen and Things, World Market, Etc. |
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| Wed, 07/12/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #426 |
Pork Me Gentile-ly and Sphincter Sicle |
CUM ONE, CUM ALL TO THE
PORK ME GENTLY IN THE SPHINCTER TRAIL
That's right,
HARES: Pork Me Gentiley and Sphincter Sicle
When: 7pm HST on Wednesday 12 July
SHIGGY: 2
DISCLAIMER: While in fact the Hares are trying to provide an accurate representation of the shiggy that may be encountered on trail, be advised that trail conditions can change with no notice. The hares might drink too much at start, get lost, get chased by dogs, (shockingly) fail to plan properly, or deviate for ANY reason from orginally planned trail causing the orginal shiggy meter forecast to change. It is ALWAYS recommended that one plans accordingly and not wear anything on trail that one is not willing to get wet or have smell like crap. Please do not wear $280 orthodics on trail unless you are willing to have them abused under normal hashing conditions.
Start: FT CAROLINE TRADING POST,in front of the Winn-Dixie
Address:
6060 FT CAROLINE ROAD
JACKSONVILLE, FL 32277
Generic Directions: Southside or 9A to Merrill Rd. West on Merrill Rd to Rogero Rd. Turn Right on Rogero (north) to Fort Caroline Rd, take a left. Look for Winn-Dixie on your left
(use the address above to get personized derections)
Promises: 2 Beer Checks!!!! You read correctly, 2 Beer Check!!!!
Questions or special requests please contact Sphincter Sicle or Porks Me Gentiley.
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| Sat, 07/15/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #427 |
Pond Scum and Slick Willie |
Here you are ya wankers. The final details for the ...
First Annual Sphincer Balls Birthday/Wigs are People Too Run/Walk Pub Crawl.
When: Sat, July 15th
Time: 5ish pm (HST)
Why: Wigs. Yes, they are people too. OH, and the birthday boys -- both of them (with wigs).
Cost: $15 (there is actually some good beer on trail. Nothing too good for our boys)
Where: See D'Erections Below
Shiggy: City so uh....0? We WILL have a bag car though cause it'll be hot so bring change of clothes if you don't want to frighten the locals with you stanck.
AND....at the ON-IN....
*LIVE Entertainment!
Other important matters to consider.
This is not a flip flop pub crawl, but if you choose to insist you are still at the beach (hence, your flip flops), there will be wussing out options. But you will miss out on the city folk fun, I'm telling ya.
It's more like this, people:
5 beverage stops, 5 miles (or something like that, I can't afford high tech GPS assistance for haring trail).
*Since we provide the live entertainment, we will provide one quality beer at the ON IN and then you are on your own.
Thank you in advance for your kindness, compassion and cooperation.
D'ERECTIONS:
Best bet is to USE a mapping program to the following Address:
3700 St Johns Ave
Jacksonville, FL 32205
This is the SOUTHEAST CORNER OF BOONE PARK
There are a lot of ways to get here. Plenty of parking around the park
From the beach:
Beach Blvd
Bear left at Atlantic Blvd - go 0.4 mi
Take the I-10 W/I-95 N ramp to Downtown - go 0.5 mi
Merge into I-95 N - go 1.4 mi
Take exit 351A to Park St - go 0.4 mi
Turn left at Park St - go 1.1 mi
Turn left at King St - go 0.3 mi
Turn right at St Johns Ave - go 1.3 mi
From JTB (SR - 202)
Take the (JTB) SR-202 W ramp to Jacksonville (I-95)
Bear right onto the I-95 N ramp - go 7.0 mi
Take exit 351A to Park St - go 0.4 mi
Turn left at Park St - go 1.1 mi
Turn left at King St - go 0.3 mi
Turn right at St Johns Ave - go 1.3 mi
From Orange Beach:
Roosevelt Blvd North - go 7.2 mi
Turn right at St Johns Ave - go 0.4 mi
Turn left at Herschel St - go 0.2 mi
Bear right at St Johns Ave - go 0.6 mi
From the West:
I-10 E
Take the I-295 exit 356 to Int'l Airport/Savannah/St Augustine - go 0.1 mi
Bear right onto the I-295 S ramp to Orange Park/St Augustine - go 2.8 mi
Take the SR-208 exit 17 - go 0.3 mi
Bear left and head toward Wilson Blvd - go 81 ft
Bear left at Wilson Blvd - go 1.9 mi
Turn left at Blanding Blvd - go 1.0 mi
Turn right at San Juan Ave - go 0.7 mi
Turn left at Herschel St - go 0.6 mi
Bear right at St Johns Ave - go 0.6 mi
From the South:
I-95 N
Take the I-295 N exit 337 to Orange Park - go 9.0 mi
Take the SR-15/US-17 exit 10 - go 0.6 mi
Bear right at Roosevelt Blvd - go 7.1 mi
Turn right at St Johns Ave - go 0.4 mi
Turn left at Herschel St - go 0.2 mi
Bear right at St Johns Ave - go 0.6
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| Wed, 07/19/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #428 |
Ditching Dick and Hershey Squirts |
Through the River and into the wood's to the ON IN we go!!
Brought to you by Ditchin Dick and Hershey Squirts
Start: In the back of the "Offices at Village Walk"
At the corner of Burnt Mill Rd and Gate Parkway
Directions: From the beach take JTB West to 9A/ St John's Bluff. Go South (left) on 9A/St Johns Bluff to Gate Parkway. Take a Right on Gate Parkway to the light about 1-1.5 miles, turn right on Burnt Mill park behind the office building's
Time 7PM
Cost $5 Virgins FREE
Bring : Dry Bag, Bug Spray, Ivy Block, Flashlight and a Happy Attitude
Shiggy 3-3.5 Depending on how you rate it
Possible blood on trail if wearing shorts.
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| Wed, 07/26/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #429 |
Back Bedroom Bobber, Escort Service, Just Robin |
Hare(s): Back Bedroom Bobber
Start: Costco parking lot, Corner of JTB and Gate parkway. MEAT in the northeast corner.
D'erections:
From the beach: HEAD west on Butler Blvd, exit on Gate Parkway HEADing north, take your first right into Costco.
From downtown: HEAD east on Butler, exit on Gate Parkway, HEAD north, take a right into Costco.
Time 7:00pm HST
Cost $5.00, Virgins are FREE
Shiggy 1.5. Walker friendly trail. Maybe 3.5 miles depending on if I survive Ginnie Springs.
COME with bug spray and a flash light. A dry bag is not needed unless you sweat like a pig or GET WET from your own drunken stupidity. |
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| Wed, 08/02/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #430 |
Redwing Hoover and Just Tannahill |
Start: Northeast corner of the Winn Dixie parking lot (near the ATM
machine) at 5905 University Blvd W. It's about a 1/4 mile north of the
University Blvd intersection with I-95.
Directions:
From the beach
Take JTB WEST toward JACKSONVILLE - go 12.4 mi. .Take the I-95 NORTH
exit -
go 1.3 mi. Take exit #345/BOWDEN RD toward UNIVERSITY BLVD - go 0.2
mi5.Turn left on BOWDEN RD - go 0.2 mi. Turn right on CAGLE RD - go
0.3 mi.
Turn right on UNIVERSITY BLVD - go 0.8 mi, Winn Dixie will be on the
left.
Park near the ATM machine in the Northeast corner.
From everywhere else
Take I-95 or whatever road you want to University blvd and go to the
Winn
Dixie located at 5909 University Blvd W. Park near the ATM machine in
the
Northeast corner.
The directions from the beach are very specific because past experience
has
shown that whenever “beach people” cross over the big ditch, they tend
to
get confused and lost very easy. Most everybody else seems to make it
without much help. Hahahahahaha.
Just in case you need a picture:
http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=5909+university+blvd+w&csz=32216&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=
Time: Same as always, 7:00pm
Shiggy: Not too bad, 2.5 maybe. But I am hoping some of you wankers
fall
for our tricks and end up getting your feet wet. If you are really
clumsy
you might get all wet so bring a dry bag just in case.
Length: No marathons here. 2.5 - 3 miles. (Unless you try to short
cut,
get lost and end up going all kinds of places, who knows then. Hehehehe
Cost: Standard 5 bucks unless you are a virgin. (any claims of
virginity
will have to be investigated and verified) Redwing will be verifying
the
ladies, Just Tannahill will be verifying the guys.
Bring money for On After at a nice little watering hole I've found that
seems like it's got good hasher potential.
BTW: By getting this laying of trail done, Just Tannahill will be
eligible
for naming. If you want to participate in her getting named, make sure
to
come on out.
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| Wed, 08/09/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #431 |
Sphincter Sicle, Fertilize Her, Just Corry |
FERTILIZE JUST CORRY's SPHINCTER
HARES: Sphincter Sicle, Fertilize Her, and Just Corry (on his Virgin Lay)
TIME: 7pm HST
Shiggy: 2 - Give or Take (it's dog friendly, but may not be Girth friendly)
Distance: 3 miles
WHERE: Publix Parking lot @ St John's Town Center
Address:
St. John's Town Center
4413 Town Center Pkwy, Suite 100
Jacksonville, FL 32246
D'ERECTIONS: 9A to Town Center Parkway. Exit on Town Center Parkway, and head (who said) toward the Town Center, not UNF. Publix is just up on the left.
(need more) use a mapping program.
On-On
Sphincter Sicle
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| Wed, 08/16/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #432 |
Crudo Menudo and The Colonel's Bitch |
Hare(s): Colonel's Bitch, Crudo Menudo (Maybe) & a Virgin Hare to boot
Shiggy : 2ish
Distance : Less than 4 miles
Time: 7:00 HST
Start Location: Center of the Wal-Mart parking lot at the intersection
of San Pablo and Beach Blvd.
Address: 14286 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville Bch, FL 32250
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| Sat, 08/19/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #433 |
Hops on Pops, et al. |
What: Underwear as outerwear! Yes thats right! Wear your best and worst under garments on the outside of your clothes trail. There will be panty swapping, sharing, & stealing on trail, so be prepared! Find those squirting water toys, as nothing goes better with panties than wetness! Bring your competitive boobies and tshirts for the wet tshirt contest at the on-after!
When: Saturday August 19th 6:30pm
START:Home Depot 12721 Atlantic Blvd, Jacksonville 32225
(corner of Girvin & Atlantic)
Why: Panty nonsense, beer, and my sissy is in town. Why not?
Trail: 1-1.5 miles, shiggy no more than 3, $10 hash cash
On-After BBQ: Hung Like a Peanut's house
d'ERECTIONS: 12554 Long Lake Court in Trevor Green, Jacksonville FL 32225
Atlantic Blvd
Girvin Rd (from beach take a right, from Regency Mall take a left onto Girvin)
Left Coastal Baptist church parking lot just after Ashley Maliese
Straight into Trevor Green (Long Lake Drive)
1st and immediate Left Long Lake Court
3rd house on Left
Beer, burgers, snacks & food, shots, tippy-strippy cup, wet tshirt contest, beer pong, dice games and all kinds of the regular nonsense that you all complain about and secretly adore. Any non-meat eaters out there speak now or forever hold your piece!
Prizes will be awarded for the most creative outerwear & the sexiest outerwear & to the wet tshirt contest winner!
All regular trail essentials are still essential... bug spray, flashlight, whistle, squirting water toys, vessel, extra bras & panties, dry bag or a change of clothes might be a good idea
Crash & tent space is available on a first cum first served basis (email me)
ON OUTerwear
Hops on Pops
252-258-2898
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| Wed, 08/23/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #434 |
Pork Me Gentile-ly and Pond Scum |
Back from Baghdad
Cammies and Camisoles Theme
Cammies cuz most guys have 'em.
Camisoles cuz the ladies look so sweet and free in them. And most Jax hashing guys have 'em.
You heard right! In celebration of Cum Chucker's return to our beloved Gay Hash after spending 6 months in the Sand, drag out your best camisole and cammies.
If you have a cammie-camisole, you get a SPECIAL prize at the end!!
BUT I NEED MORE INFORMATION FOR THIS SPECTACULAR EVENT! .......
Tired of the same old trail? Tired of chasing sweaty guys while looking for the beer truck? Well, then...
It's the "Pork Pond Scum Gently" Trail.
Yes, you heard right! Time to get out and chase sweaty Pond Scum and Porks Me Gentiley (and maybe a mystery co-hare)
Start: 9100 Merrill Rd - Eastern end of the Publix Parking lot
Time: 7:00 pm HST
Shiggy: 2.5
Miles: ABOUT 3.5 and TWO BEER stops!
Cost: $5 and Virgins are free. Wait, there's a BONUS! - They also get a free banana.
Bring: Flashlights, dry bag, bug spray, cellular phones, cameras, credit cards/ID, thirst for BEER, etc......
Disclaimer: Although true trail is estimated at 3.5 miles, please note that following false trails will increase the length of the overall trail posted on a wrist-band distance gauge. In addition, although the hares will provide appropriate markings, animals within their natural habitat may inadvertently alter trail markings left by the hares. Under such potential circumstances, it is the responsibility of the hasher to use his/her best judgement while continuing to search for true trail.
Directions:
From Westside/Southside find your favorite route to 9A and go NORTH. Exit Merrill Rd EAST. Go under 9A and the Southside Blvd overpasses. Publix is on the right-hand side after SS Blvd.
From Beaches go WEST on Wonderwood. It will become Merrill Rd at the Ft. Caroline/Merrill light. Turn left into the Publix parking lot - before you get to Southside Blvd. |
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| Wed, 08/30/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #435 |
Escort Service and Tropical Depression Ernesto |
Start: Publix Shopping Center, 4320 Deerwood Lake Pkwy, Jacksonville, FL 32216
Directions: from JTB, head North on Southside, left onto Touchton Rd, left into the Publix Shopping Center |
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| Sat, 09/02/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #436 |
Hershey Squirts and Queer Beer For The Fly Guy |
SATURDAY HASHING AND A MOVIE!!!
Beerfest the movie starts on Friday... Cum and enjoy a Saturday hash/pay as you go pub-craw/pay as you go to the movie...Yes I know it sound's like there is a lot of out of pocket expenses, but really how far can $5 go?
The plan is to have circle, a small pay as you go pub craw (to make sure your nice and lubed up for the movie). Go see Beerfest and end at circle after the movie.
When: September 2nd
Time: 2pm pub crawl/ 4:15 movie
Start: BEHIND the Tinseltown movie theater- 4535 Southside Blvd Jax, FL. 32216
Amount: $5 plus extra credit $$$ for pub -crawl and movie
Hares: Hershey Squirts and Queer Beer For The Fly Guy
What to bring: Your best Oktoberfest vessel or you can even
dress for the occasion
What is the movie about??
-Two brother's travel to Germany for Oktoberfest, only to stumble upon secret, centuries-old competition described as a "Fight Club" with beer games.
We all might learn a new beer game!!!
CUM one CUM all
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| Wed, 09/06/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #437 |
Flying Meatballs |
Start: in front of the Publix on the corner of Hodges and Atlantic Blvd.
Directions: From the beach, head West on Atlantic blvd make a left at Hodges, and make a right into the parking lot. From Town, head east on Atlantic blvd and turn right into the Parking lot after you pass the Taco Bell.
Time, 7:00pm Hash Time
Shiggy. 2.5
Cost $5.00
Bring. Bug spray and possibly dry shoes, True Trail is under 3.0 miles. |
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| Wed, 09/13/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #438 |
Preteen Spirit, Cum Chucker and Mystery Hare |
Start: Crossroads Exotic Dance Club, crossroads of Mayport Road and
Wonderwood Connector.
Directions: Go like you're going to Mayport Naval Station, but stop at
Crossroads about 1/2 mile before the entrance. For townies, take
Atlantic
BLVD east to Mayport Road. Go until you cross the Wonderwood Connector,
then
look right.
Time: 7:00 HST
Cost $5, virgins free
Shiggy: 1.5
Bring IDs and $ for Extra Credit, Dry Bag, flashlight.
Theme: Burlesque. Four our purposes wear something that exotic dancers
wear
(e.g., pasties, teddies, corsets, boa's, catholic shool girl and other
fantasy outfits, etc., etc.)
*** Prize for Most Tantalizing
Outfit Male or Female -- Battery Operated Toy, personally selected
by Cum Chucker ***
From Wikkipedia: In the 20th and 21st centuries, burlesque has come to
be a
genre of adult entertainment, focusing on aspects of humor, satire and
sexual tantalization.
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| Wed, 09/20/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #439 |
Reservoir Tip |
Hare: Reservoir Tip
Start: Behind the south end of BJ's at Atlantic and Kernan (12200 Atlantic Blvd)
Directions: From town, take Atlantic Blvd east (towards the beach). BJ's is just past Kernan on the right. Or take Beach or JTB east and turn left on Kernan. BJ's is on the right just before Atlantic.
From the beach, take Atlantic Blvd west (towards town). BJ's is on the left just before Kernan. Or take Beach or JTB west and turn right on Kernan. BJ's is on the right just before Atlantic.
Time: 7:00 HST
Cost: $5 (virgins free)
Shiggy: a) RT's the hare, what do you think b) does it matter, there's beer at the end
In honor of football season, wear your favorite teams colors, jerseys, etc.
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| Wed, 09/27/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #440 |
Senior Spitizen, Escort Service, Salty Jello and Just Megan |
Start: Kohl's parking lot 13760 St.Augustine Rd.
DErections: Take 95S, exit St. Augustine Rd, left on St. Augustine
Rd, shopping center will be on your left next to Publix.
Start Time: 7:00PM
Cost: $5.00 Virgins FREEEEEEEEE
Shiggy: 2.5
Bring: plenty of bug spray, flashlight, VIRGINS, and a dry bag (just
in case).
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| Wed, 10/04/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #441 |
Ophelia Naked, Kerb Crawler, Chips and Chuck Whoreass |
Hares: Chuck Whoreass, Ophelia Naked, Kerb Crawler, and CHiPs.
Theme: Excessive Body Hair. Back and shoulder hair wigs are
available at Spencer's gifts, Inserection (ask for the student
discount), and Krystal.
Start: Winn Dixie parking lot at Monument and St. John's Bluff.
1531 Monument Rd # 14
Jacksonville, FL 32225
Directions: From the beaches, take Atlantic westerly, turn right on
Monument, and turn right into the Winn Dixie. From the Westside
(the Bestside) take Atlantic easterly, turn left on Monument, rinse
and repeat. Don't get distracted and stop to buy Krystal burgers.
Mmmmm. From the Northside, put on a flak jacket and helmet, and
drive really fast. Wave at the local news camera crew. If you need
more guidance, use Google Maps.
Time: 7:00 HST.
Cost: $5, virgins free.
Shiggy: Texas with a Dollar Sign.
Distance: ~3 miles, true trail.
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| Wed, 10/11/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #442 |
Reservoir Tip |
Start: the parking lot by Chili’s off Baymeadows Road .
Shiggy: Don’t know, haven’t scouted trail yet, besides who cares there is beer
Time: 7 pm
Bring flash lights, bug spray, and a dry bag (just in case)
Cost: $5 (virgins free)
Directions: Cuming from the beach, take 9A to Baymeadows Road make a right. After you cross Southside Blvd look for Chili’s on your left side.
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| Wed, 10/18/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #443 |
Back Bedroom Bobber |
Start: South Beach Regional Shopping Center in front of Stein Mart.
Shiggy: Close to a 4.
Time: 7 pm
Cost: $5 (virgins free)
Directions: 3800 3rd Street South. Take JTB east to the end (3rd St/A1A) and go north. Take first left into the shopping center. (Near Outback and the now closed Hooters)
Bring flash lights, bug spray, and a dry bag.
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| Wed, 10/25/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #444 |
Preteen Spirit, Cock Jockey, Major Bation and Just Jenni |
Hares: Preteen Spirit, Cock Jockey, Major Bation and Just Jenni
Start: Goodwill parking lot on Beach Blvd. 1036 Beach Blvd
Directions: Take Beach BLVD to the Beach. A mile or so after you cross the Intercoastal Waterway, you'll pass (don't turn) 11th Street North on the left; look right and you'll see Goodwill. If you get to A1A/3d street , you went too far, go back 7 blocks and look left....
For general area, it's on Beach BLVD just east of The Moon/Twisted Sister/where the Red Dress Run usually starts...
Cost: $5 (virgins free)
Time: 7PM
There will be a walking trail (if you're lazy or want to wear a costume but not run in it) and a running trail.
On-after party at Major's (its not the on-in)
Shiggy: 2 on the running trail, 1 on the walking trail
About 3 miles for runners, 2 miles for walkers.
Cum on out and help name Just Jenni (she's Major's daughter, we're bound to come up with something good).
Emphasizing need for flashlights there’s almost no moon and we’ll be in a lot of streets and dark areas….Also, weather should be nice tonite, but a little cold lower 50s….
Theme reminder – its Halloween trail, suggested to wear ghost/goblin or mask, but any costume is encouraged. The walking trail is no shiggy so ok to wear costume on trail…
Hashers can proceed directly to Major’s from the On-In, there will be directions to Major’s house there
Circle will be at Major’s b4 the On-After party….
Major’s number: (904) 699-7757 |
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| Sat, 10/28/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #445 (Halloween Pub Crawl) |
Girth Vader and Cirrhosis of the River |
Hares: Girth Vader and Cirrhosis of the River
Start: In front of the new Bailey's on Atlantic Blvd. (see, isn't it annoying to give directions only the select few who may have remembered the old so-and-so)
For those of you who dont' know where that is, the Atlantic Theater on Atlantic Blvd.
From town:
Atlantic Blvd across the intracoastal. Pass the Publix (on the left), and it is the next strip mall on the left.
From Southside/Westside, etc. JTB to A1A North. Go all the way to Atlantic. Left on to Atlantic Blvd. and the shopping center with Atlantic Theater is on the right, about 1/2 mile west.
Start time: 7 pm
Cost: $10
Shiggy: it is a pub crawl
Distance: it is a pub crawl
Theme: it is a Halloween pub crawl |
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| Wed, 11/01/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #446 |
Red Wing Hoover |
Start: Winn Dixie Parking lot located at 5909 University Blvd West . It’s about a half mile north of the I-95/University Blvd intersection.
Hare: Redwing Hoover
D-Erections:
From the beaches: Take JTB West to I-95N. I-95N to BOWDEN RD exit- EXIT 345. Once on Bowden Rd , take the 1st (Immediate) left turn onto Spring Park Rd. Go to University Blvd and turn right. Winn Dixie will be about a half mile on the left. You can also take Beach Blvd or Atlantic Blvd from the Beaches and turn left on University Blvd. Follow University Blvd almost to I-95 and Winn Dixie will be on your right.
From anywhere else: Get on University Blvd and go to 5909 University Blvd West . If you get close and see a Huddle House Restaurant, you are real close.
Just to help out more, here’s the link from Yahoo Maps:
http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=5909+University+Blvd+W&csz=32216&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=
Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7PM/$5/2.5. You shouldn’t get wet (well maybe if you are clumsy) but you may have to go over/under/around some stuff.
Notes: Bring a flashlight.
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| Wed, 11/08/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #447 |
Back Bedroom Bobber & Just Melanie |
Start: Publix parking lot on the corner of Southside and Touchton
D-Erections: Take Butler Blvd to Southside and head north. Turn left on Touchton and take an immediate left into the Publix Parking lot. Park on the northeast end away from the store.
Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7PM/$5/1.5
Notes: Bring a flashlight and bugspray. Dog and walker friendly (so far).
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| Wed, 11/15/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #448 |
Back Bedroom Bobber |
Hare: Back Bedroom Bobber and The Hashshit (always looking for co-hares)
Start: 8073 Gate Parkway West Professional Center (weren't we just here???)
D'Erections: Yep, it's where we ended last Wednesday. Take JTB to the Belfort Road exit and go north. At the light after St. Luke's Hospital take a right onto Gate Parkway West. The Professional Center will be on your left. If you reach Savannah you went too far.
Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7PM/$5/1.5 ***VIRGINS FREE***
Contrary to drunken rumor I am NOT doing last week's trail backwards. That would be evil and funny but it would be lame and boring. It's a new trail in a new area. Trust me, I'm a hasher. We haven't done trail there for at least six beers, I mean days, perhaps ever.
Step outside the bar and look for the sun - if it's dark when you leave to go to start then it'll be dark on trail. It's not brewery science - BRING A FLASHLIGHT. Screw the dry bag - if you fell in the creek then you are definitely NOT on trail. You're a hasher and gonna whine anyway so shaddup and drink. With that thought, bring some Sharpies to doodle on Face Plant. |
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| Wed, 11/22/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #449 |
Senior Spitizen and Face Plant Puke Princess |
Hares: Senior Spitizen and Face Plant Puke Princess
Location: Regal Theater on Beach Blvd. (14051 Beach Blvd)
Directions:
(from town) Go East on Beach Blvd (towards the beach). Go past Hodges. The theater is on the left before San Pablo.
(from the beach) Go West on Beach Blvd (towards town). Go past San Pablo. The theater is on the right before Hodges.
Or just check the Google Map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=14051+Beach+Blvd+Jacksonville,+FL+32250-1507&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=30.289496,-81.446886&spn=0.017231,0.043001&om=1
Time: 7:00
Cost $5 (virgins free)
Shiggy: Don't know yet, haven't scouted. But c'mon look at the hares. I'm guessing less that 1
It's dark before 6:00 these days so, duh, bring a flashlight. And since it's the day before Thanksgiving and probably no one will be here, bring extra money in case we decide to cancel trail and just go to a bar. |
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| Sat, 11/25/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #450 |
Pond Scum and Sphincter Sicle |
Fellow Hasher,
It has cum to our attention that many many fellow hashers will be Local for the Thanksgiving Holiday. With that in mind, and many other reason (see below) there will be a trail on:
WHEN: SATURDAY 25 November AT 4:00PM
START: Publix Parking Lot, Atlantic Beach (off Atlantic BLVD)
HARES: Pond Scum and Sphincter Sicle (yes, we're still alive) and perhaps an aging mystery hare
WHY:
1) We went to Thailand and we have way too many Tee Shirts and Sh*t...why not share (yes there will be GIVEAWAYS... for various hash challenges along the way)
2) It's our Beer Meister's (Utility Mismanagement Member) Birthday - Cirrhosis of the River will be another year older.
3) Hanging with relatives is probably getting old at this point...if it's not...then they're probably great people to bring to the hash.
4) Exercise...you probably ate too much, but drank too little...time to exercise the LIVER and do some DRINKING.
5) You decide...there' s 1001 good reasons to drink and hash...so cum on out.
TRAIL: SHORT and Walkable (we ate too much...why on earth would we punish ourselves). Several Beer stops (BARS) in route. I'm sure the Halloween stops will be revisited.
COST: $15 (basically buys the rounds until the money runs out)
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| Wed, 11/29/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #451 |
Fertilize Her, Puke 'n Boots, and Just Marissa |
Location: Wal Mart parking lot on the corner of Beach
Blvd and San Pablo
D'Erections:
OP Hashers - Take 295 South to 9A. Get off at JTB.
Make a left onto San Pablo. Wal Mart is on your left
before Beach Blvd.
Beach people - If you take Beach Blvd west (away from
the salty lake) Wal Mart is on your left hand side
right after San Pablo.
Time: 7:00 pm
Cost: 5$ (Virgins free)
Shiggy: 3.5 - 4
Make sure you bring a dry bag as you may get wet.
Also, As noted the past few weeks, it is dark out
before we start. Thus, a flashlight is a necessity.
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| Wed, 12/06/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #452 |
Flying Meatballs |
Garden Ridge parking lot near Regency Mall
From the Beach head west on Atlantic and make a right on Monument Rd before you reach Regency mall. Garden Ridge is on the right From the West side take either Arlington Expwy until it turns into Atlantic or get on South Side North and get on Atlantic heading East. Just after Regency mall make a left on Monument and garden Ridge is on the right.
Time: 7:00pm
Cost: 5.00pm
Shiggy: 2.5
!!!Bring your Flashlight!!!!!!
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| Wed, 12/13/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #453 |
Senior Spitizen |
Hare: Senior Spitizen
Location: Calico Jacks (now Reefers) parking lot (9551 Baymeadows Rd) This is
across from the myplace parking lot where you can never get a spot
Directions: From the Beaches:Start out going SOUTH on 3RD ST N / FL-
A1A S toward N 5TH AVE / 5TH AVE N. Merge onto FL-202 W / J TURNER
BUTLER BLVD toward I-95 / JACKSONVILLE. Merge onto FL-115 S /
SOUTHSIDE BLVD.Turn RIGHT onto BAYMEADOWS RD / FL-152 W.
From wherever else...Orange Park....Gainesville ...blah blah Take 95N
to the Baymeadows Rd/SR-152 E Exit 341
I advise getting your own directions because mine will probably get
you lost :)
Time: 7:00pm HST
Cost: $5.00 (Virgins are FREE!)
Shiggy: 2
Bring: Flashlights! ! Virgins (pref male type), dry bag shouldn't be
needed but bring one if you want to look pretty to go out after.
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| Sat, 12/16/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #454 - Jingle Balls Pub Crawl |
Sphincter Sicle, Fertilize Her and Reservoir Tip |
Hares: Sphincter Sicle, Reservior Tip, Feritlize Her
Time: 5pm (HST) - Hares away around 5:30.
Start Location: Intersection of Prudential Dr and San Marco Blvd (parking on either side of the road under the Acosta Bridge Ramp).
This is just up the road from Sherwoods:
1105 San Marco Blvd, Jacksonville, FL 32225
Cost: $15
Shiggy: 0
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| Wed, 12/20/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #455 |
Mystery Hare |
Start: In front of Food Lion on the corner of San Pablo & Atlantic
Directions: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=food+lion+jacksonville,+fl&ie=UTF8&z=14&ll=30.319989,-81.449547&spn=0.032748,0.05785&om=1
Cost: 5$
Time: 7pm
Shiggy: 1-2
Bring flashlights
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| Wed, 12/27/06 |
Jax Beach Hash #456 |
Hershey Squirts, Ditchin' Dick, Queer Beer for the Fly Guy |
Cum one Cum all the final trail of 2006!!!
Hares: Hershey Squirts, Ditchin Dick and Queer Beer For The Fly Guy
When: Wednesday December 27th
Where: 8535 Baymeadows Rd In the Commerce Center in the old Bailey's Gym. Across from Gold's Gym and Mc Donalds. Between I 95 and Phillips Hwy.
Time: 7 pm
Cost : $5 /virgins FREE
Shiggy 3 is you have bad balance 2 if you have good balance/ bring dry bag just in case or a change of shoes.
Bring a Flashlight, Noise blowers, and a Vessel
Food will be provided this week unlike last week...Thanks mystery hare for the liquid dinner.
REWARD.....to anyone who finds Hershey's car keys, they were lost on trail while scouting.
Happy Hoilday's Hashers And A Very Happy New Year....See you on trail!!!!
On On
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