Start: Behind the investment building on the corner of 36th St. & A1A/3rd. Directions: Take Butler Blvd till it ends in Jax beach go North on A1A/3rd. Just past the Outback on your left will be a light Turn left onto 36th st. and the parking lot is on the left. From North get to A1A/3rd head south and look for 36th and turn right. Shiggy Meter: 2. That's on a scale of 1-10 not 1-4 like Cotton's trails. Cost/Time: 5$ / 4PM A short trail with multiple beer checks to get over that hangover with a little of the Hair of the Dog.

Start: First Parking Lot to UNF from Kernan Blvd. Directions: Take I-95 to Butler Blvd. East on Butler to Kernan Blvd. Left on Kernan to the UNF entrance, Left into UNF. First parking lot on the Left. Time/Cost: 3:30 / $5 Shiggy Meter: 12 But remember, it's not Cotton Panel haring. Notes: Yes, wear your camo crap if you want to. Bring a DRY BAG and a FLASHLIGHT (just in case). Also, we're going to name Dwayne, Yak's brother, so we'll need some help doing it. Cum on out to give us a hand job. Hey maybe we can just name him "Yak's Brother" and be done with it? Anyway, until then...

Start: Parking lot at the Beach Plaza shopping mall where the Moon Grille and The Worth are on Beach Blvd. Directions: Take Beach Blvd to the beach, mall is on the right, after crossing the intercoastal and just after Penman Rd. The Moon Grille is in the plaza. Time/Cost/Hare: $5.00 / 7:00 pm Shiggy Meter:4 Notes: Bring flashlights

Start location: Burlington Coat Factory at Old St. Augustine Rd. & I-295 Directions: JTB west to I-95 south. I-95 south to I-295 north. I-295 north to exit 1, Old St. Augustine Rd. Go right as you exit 295 and take a left at the first light, Losco Rd. Cost/Time: $5 / 3:00pm Shiggy Meter: 4-5

Start:2202 Marsh Point Rd Directions:Atlantic Blvd to Florida Blvd right to first right Kings Cir. to Left on Marsh Point Rd Time/Cost/Hare:7PM $5.00 Waterboy and WaWa Shiggy Meter: 2 Notes:Bring flash light and change of clothes, no water

Start: Behind Oak Emporium on east side of St Johns Bluff Directions From JTB: head east on JTB exit north on St Johns Bluff go past Beach Blvd to shopping plaza with the Oak Emporium in it on the east side of St Johns bluff. From Atlantic: turn south on St Johns Bluff go past Alden and look for Oak Emporium on the left. Time/Cost: 7pm / $5 Shiggy Meter: 2-3 Notes: Bring Flashlights and warm clothes

See info under the Special Events link.

Start:TBA Directions:953 HYANNIS PORT DR. JAX 32225 DIRECTIONS TO FOLLOW Time/Cost/Hare: SAT JAN.26 Shiggy Meter: Notes: BRING A MUNCHIE DISH

Start:Parking lot at Beaches Aquatic Center Directions: Atlantic Blvd east cross over intracoastal waterway turn left on Aquatic Dr.next to the Publix Shopping Center go to the end BAC is on the right. Time/Cost/Hare: 7 PM $5.00 Shiggy Meter:2-3 Notes:bring flashlights

Start: Albertson's parking lot on the corner of St. Augustine Rd. and University Blvd West. Directions: From the Beach take Atlantic Blvd to University Blvd. Left on University Blvd. Go all the way down to St. Augustine Rd. Just past St Augustine on the right will be Albertson's. Cost/Time: $5 / 4PM Shiggy Meter: 1 Notes: Doggie's laying a trail Chicago Style...so cum on out and see what she throws at us! This should be a short (under three miles) and sweet trail...so walkers and runners alike will enjoy this one!

Start:2665 Tide Lane, Atlantic Bch, take Mayport Rd towards th Base, go past Sonic burgers and take your next left on MAZAMA RD, then take a quick left on Tide Lane, 1st house on the left (tan). Call 891-4166 if lost. Directions: see above Time/Cost/Hare:7PM $5.00 Two Fisted Sock Fucker & Pussnatchio Shiggy Meter:2-3 Bring flashlights Notes:

Start: Region 2 Park at the Dunes off of Monument Rd. Directions from the beach: Take Atlantic Blvd West to Monument Rd. Turn right on Monument Rd. After crossing over McCormick Rd. on the left hand side will be the entrance to the park. Immediately upon entering the park turn right and park there. From Out of town: Take I-95 to 9A South. Get off on Atlantic Blvd and go West on Atlantic. Follow the rest of the directions above. Any questions? Call Cotton Panel @ (904) 631-6614 Time/Cost/Hare: 2PM / 5PM / Gigalo and CP Shiggy Meter: 2 Notes: The shiggy meter is a 2 out of 10...so it's really a pretty easy to follow trail. You MAY get your ankles wet, but that's about it.

Start:Behind Venus Swimwear on Beach Blvd just east of St Johns Bluff Rd on the right, follow road off Beach Blvd around to the back of Venus Swimwear Directions: Time/Cost/Hare:7PM $5.00 Shiggy Meter: 2-3 Notes: Special X-RATED VALENTINES HASH, treats on trail, prizes for finding them....

Start:BUDWIESER PLANT on Busch Dr just off of I-95. Directions: Take 95S to exit 360 Busch Dr. Make a left at the bottom of the off ramp onto Busch Dr. go about ½ mile and turn left into the bud plant parking lot. Click here for map. Time/Cost/Hare: 1:30pm / $10 / VO & Meatballs Theme: Dress as your favorite FARM ANIMAL!!! Notes: TOUR OF THE BUSCH BREWERY. DON'T MISS IT!

Start: Billy's on 3rd Street Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: 1 (maybe 2) Notes: Bring Flashlights, yadayada... Also: Good chance for Extra credit so bring extra cash on trail!

We've got a mystery hare (since I'm unavailable) that volunteered at the last minute for Sunday's Hash. So, the question of the hour would be: Who's actually going to be in town for it and will actually show up? Email me by tomorrow if you're interested at cottonpanel@attbi.com

START: In front of Office Depot on A1A across from the Water Tower. DIRECTIONS: Take JTB East until it ends at A1A. Go North on A1A about 1 mile. Office Depot is on the right behind Panera Bread. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 / 3P & Cirrhosis Shiggy Meter: Unknown Notes: Bring Flashlights...

Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd East to Mayport Rd. Go North to Levi Rd and turn Left. Go to stop sign turn Right. Go to the next stop sign turn Left. Turn Right onto Featherwood Dr and then Left onto Hidden Cove Dr. It's in the Hidden Cove Development. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Note: This is a special event to commemorate those who have conceived on trail, so dress appropriately -- and for those less timid diapers are allowed. The start is on private property but is in Atlantic Beach, so be careful! DO NOT SPEED IN RESIDENTIAL AREAS!!! Its a snail trail...yes this means you too Two Fisted.

What to wear: Guys, wear a white dress (since Jax IS Gay, afterall) and Gals, well, wear whatever you feel comfortable in. Don't wear a NICE dress though, since it is a CP trail, after all. I'm just using this as another excuse to cross dress.

Crash space is provided: There are a few beds and lots of floor space. For those that get too wasted to drive, you are more than welcome to stay the night.

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2:00PM Get together at start, drink beer & collect Hash Cash ($5)

2:15PM Start Circle, and everyone get's married (we draw names out of a hat)

2:20PM Send away the hares (3D and CP)

2:30PM The Hounds follow the Hares (that's how it usually works, right?)

Trail info:

- Rain or Shine? Yes. Doesn't mean everyone will follow me...but what the hell.

- Shiggy: 4. You WILL get wet. No, there's no swamp unless 3D adds one that I'm unaware of)

- Length: Under three miles

- Short cutting: Impossible. If you do, you WILL get lost.

- Walking Factor: High. Some will run, but we'll all be waiting for you at the beer check anyway.

- Dry Bag: Yes, bring it.

- Flashlights/GPS: Nope. Don't need it.

3:45PM Trail Finish. Circle. Everyone (who's willing) get's divorced.

4:00PM (or whenever) 2th Fairy Performs the "Hash Wedding" Ceremony

4:15PM Beer, Food and Fun -- in whatever order, or amount you so desire.

All times are loosely based on my bad estimation. Don't, even for a second, think that any of it will happen exactly as I have planned it to.

Start: COSTCO PARKING LOT OFF JTB ON GATE PARKWAY (North East corner) Time/Cost: 7:00 PM / $5.00 Shiggy: 4-5 BRING FLASLIGHT AND FIRST AID KIT

Start: Home Depot on Atlantic. Park in SE corner of parking lot by the woods. Misdirections from Beach - Go west on Atlantic Blvd. Home Depot is on the right 2 miles after the ditch. Misdirections from Jax - East on Atlantic Blvd. Home Depot is on left at Girvin 1/2 mile past BJ's. HT (hash time)/Cost: 7pm / $5 Shiggy meter: 2 but WEAR PANTS (we mean not just Tramp) Bring: flashlights, bug juice, and vessel

6:00 PM - 12:00 MIDNIGHT Yes, there will be a trail! For those that want trail, it will start around 6:15ish. LOCATION: AT GRAND CAY VILLAS CLUBHOUSE. PONTE VERDA BCH A1A SOUTH TO TPC BLVD RIGHT TO THE END. NEXT TO HARRIS TEETER SHOPPING CENTER. THIS IS OUR YEARLY PARTY FOR EVERYONE. LOT'S OF RECOGNITION (GOOD AND BAD), FUN, LAUGHS, PHOTO SHOW, FOOD, BEER, ANNIVERSARIES AND MUCH MORE. ANYONE WITH INTERESTING STORIES THEY WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, PREPARE NOW YOU WILL HAVE YOUR CHANCE. WE NEED: TABLES, STEREO AND MUSIC PERSON, HELP WITH SOME FOOD DISHES, COOLERS AND ANY HASH FLAGS, BANNERS OR STUFF TO DECORATE WITH. SIGN UP NOW!!! RSVP TO MAJOR AT MAJORBATION@AOL.COM

Start: Parking lot of the Ritz. Directions: Take Beach Blvd to A1A. Then A1A North to 3rd Ave. Turn right on 3rd Ave. It's on the Corner of 3rd Ave N and 1st N. Time/Cost: 7:00 PM / $5 Shiggy: 3 BRING FLASH LIGHTS & BUG SPRAY!!!

Start: Office Depot parking lot in Jax Bch (park near Monkey's Uncle.) Take JTB to A!A north to Office Depot on the left. Take Beach Blvd to A!A south to Office Depot on the right. Office Depot parking lot in Jax Bch on A1A South. Time/Cost: 7 PM / $5.00 Shiggy 3 Notes: BRING FLASHLIGHTS and bug spray.

Start:HOOTERS PARKING LOT in Jax BCH. JTB to A1A North. Shopping center on A1A next to JTB. Directions: Time/Cost/Hare: 7:00 PM $5.00 Shiggy Meter: 3-4 Notes:BRING FLASHLIGHTS AND BUG SPRAY

Start: The back parking lot at Zurich/Blue Cross & Blue Shield building on Gate Parkway. Take JTB to Gate Parkway go south to first light, Deerwood Park Blvd, turn left. ZURICH building is on the corner of Gate Parkway and Deerwood Park. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 2 Notes: Bring Bug Spray and Flashlights.

Start: Beach access on 19th Street in Atlantic Beach. Atlantic Blvd to Seminole Road turn left (north) go to 19th Street right to parking area. Directions: Time/Cost/Hare: 7 PM $ 5.00 Veal Vagina and Just AJ Shiggy Meter:2 Notes:Bring flashlights and bug spray

Time: 4 PM in Keystone Heights, Florida. Doofus' Contact #: 352-494-4075 Wear a Hawaiian shirt and/or other tropical attire. Please bring your tent and plan to get drunk and spend the night out at the lake house. Or don't bring your tent, and then be unprepared once you get drunk and then spend the night. Dinner will be served at the Red Headed Slut Bar and Grill which is downstairs from the Bamboo Garden Lounge. Lake House Directions - From Jax and Gainesville and Palatka - if you are coming from somewhere else and can't figure it out call me. From Jacksonville - - From I-295 go South through Orange Park on Blanding Blvd. (SR21) - Stay on 21 heading towards Keystone Heights for a long long time. - A few miles before Keystone Heights there will be a convenience store on the left where you will turn left onto 352. - Stay on 352 for several miles (and curves) until you see first paved road on the right, Silver Sands Road. Take a right onto Silver Sands. - When it T's into Silver Sand Circle - take a right. The lake house is about ten down on the left, the entrance will be marked with orange plastic ribbon. From the Gainesville area - Go east on 39th Ave (I 75 exit 77, Road 222) continue east past airport after which 222 merges with 26. Continue on past 301 until you get to Hawthorne. - In Hawthorne, take a left and go North on 21. - Stay on 21 thru the town of Keystone Heights. About three miles out of town you'll get to 352 (Convenience store on the right). Take a right on 352. - Stay on 352 for several miles (and curves) until you see first paved road on the right, Silver Sands Road. Take a right onto Silver Sands. - When it T's into Silver Sand Circle - take a right. The lake house is about ten down on the left, the entrance will be marked with orange plastic ribbon. From Palatka - Head west on SR100, stop by goodwill and pick up a new used set of clothes and ball cap. Keep headin west. Stop by every bar you encounter to have a beer and ask the owner how far it is to the White Elephant Bar. When you get to the White Elephant Bar just outside Keystone take a right. Stay on this road 214? until just after you pass the 2nd double nickel sign, take a left at the next paved road. when road T's take a left and look for orange tape on the right.

Start:PANAM PLAZA ON MAYPORT RD. TAKE ATLANTIC BLVD EAST TO MAYPORT RD GO LEFT NORTH PAST LEVY RD TO THE PANAM PLAZA ON THE LEFT. THERE BEST WESTERN ACROSS THE STREET. BEFORE ASSI LANE. Directions: Time/Cost/Hare: 7:00 PM $5.00 Shiggy Meter:3-4 Notes:BRING FLASHLIGHTS AND BUGSPRAY

Start: Regal Cinemas Theater at at 9525 S. Philips Hwy. Directions: Its 1/2 mile north of the avenues mall. Need more info? Call CP at (904) 631-6614. Time/Cost/Hare: 2:30PM / $5 / Big Bloody Ketchup Shiggy Meter: I need to calibrate my shiggy meter for Florida, but I'm thinking it will be around a seven

Start: 9TH AVE SOUTH IN JAX BCH. TAKE BEACH OR ATLANTIC BLVD TO A1A GO SOUTH TO 9TH AVE. TURN EAST. MEET AT SOUTH BEACH PARKING AREA. Time/Cost/Hare: $5.00 / 7PM / PRETEEN & 3P Shiggy Meter:2 Notes: BRING EXTRA CASH AND FLASHLIGHTS

Start: PARKING LOT AT FCCJ. TAKE HUFFMAN RD OFF BEACH BLVD TO THE BACK EAST PARKING LOT AT FCCJ. Time/Cost/Hare: 7 / $5 / UCF Shiggy Meter:3 Notes:BRING FLASHLIGHTS AND BUGSRPAY

Parking lot in front of Jacksonville Hilton; 1301 Riverplace Blvd is the address for the SouthTrust Bldg right next door. (This is the old Gulf Life building) Time 4:30PM Cost $10.00 No shiggy, just five bars est 2.09 miles

Start: 9th and Beach at the Baptist Medical Center on the south side of Beach. Direction: get onto Beach BLVD and head (who said head?) to the ocean. After you cross over the inter coastal keep heading toward the ocean. When you pass The Moon bar and grill continue about 6 more blocks and you'll see 9th st. The medical center is on your right. Cost $5.00 Shiggy: 2 on a scale of 1 to 10 Bring: BUG SPRAY, Flashlights. If I rains, the 3 mile trail can be shortened to 1.2 miles

Start: The Dollar Store Directions: I-95 South to I-295 North. Take the 1st exit and go right. Get in the left hand lane and take a left at the first light (Losco Rd), turn Right into the parking lot after the gas station. Call my cell, 728-8848, if you get lost. Time/Cost/Hare: 1PM / $5 / Cirrhosis On-After at Dick's house: 10870 Chesapeake Lane W. Beer, food, swimming. Bring towels, suits optional. Call for directions, 728-8848 if you aren't able to follow the pack after the on-in.

Start: Behind the Pier One on Atlantic Blvd in Atlantic Beach. (Next to a Oil change place and in front of KinderCare.) Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: ????? (depends on how lost I get) Bug spray would be in order though.

Start: South end parking lot of the Providence School at 2701 Hodges Blvd. Directions from the beach: Take Beach Blvd West and turn right on Hodges Blvd. Look for Providence 'New Life Christian Fellowship' on the right. Time/Cost/Hares: 7PM / $5 / Veal Vagina & Buzz Box Shiggy Meter: 3 Bring: Bug Spray and Flash Light.

Start: UNF Nature Tails parking lot Directions: Enter campus from St Johns Bluff and its the first parking lot on the right From out of town: Take I-95 to Butler Blvd. Go East on Butler to St. Johns Bluff. Go North (left) on St. Johns Bluff. Look for University of North Florida on right hand side of road. Turn right into UNF. Look for parking area/nature trails on right hand side of road. Time/Cost/Hare: 3:00pm / $5 / It's a Mystery! Shiggy: Unknown

Start: Meet at the Habitat parking lot next to the park on Francis Ave. in Atlantic Bech. Take MAYPORT RD north to Donner (EXXON) turn right go to Francis turn left to Habitat. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 / Just Paul & Mystery Hare Shiggy Meter: 3? Notes: Bring extra credit cash, bugspray and flashlights. GREAT END!!!

Start:2202 Marsh Point Directions:Atlantic Blvd to the beach, cross intracoastal brige, turn right on Florida Blvd, turn right at the 1st street Kings Circle, go to the 2nd street and turn left on Marsh Point. 4th house onthe right 2202 Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter:2-3 Notes:bring flashlights and bugspray

Start:8833 Perimeter Park Pl Parking lot Directions:JTB to Southside Blvd. go north on Southside to 1st street Perimeter Park turn left, go to the end parking lot 8833 Perimeter Park. Time/Cost/Hare:7:00 PM $5.00 Shiggy Meter:3 Notes:Bring Flashlights and BUGSPRAY

Meet in the Publix Parking lot at Baymeadows Rd and 9A. You can take St. Johns Bluff to 9A also. It is on the corner at Baymeadows and 9A. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5.00 Bring: Flashlights and Bugspray Shiggy 2-3 P.S. Whoever took the hash Shit at Orgy please bring it, so Paramecium can keep it for a while longer. On On

Date: 4th of July as usual. Where: We will gather at Ali-cum-on-me grade school on San Pablo near Atlantic Blvd. Time/Cost: 2pm / $10 After we will go down to Preteen's house by the beach and BBQ and drink and watch the fireworks off the beach. It is usually a great time. If you are planning or thinking you'll be there, shoot me an email so I know how much to buy. Any questions? Call VO at 904.535.4220

Directions: From the Beach take Butler Blvd to turn Left (South) on 9A (St Johns Bluff). Exit at Gate Parkway and turn Left (East). After your first right turn (Baymeadows Rd E), on the right will be small road that dead ends into a field. Park in the field. If you get lost look for my red Isuzu Rodeo or call me at 631-6614. Hares: Veal Vagina, Cotton Panel & Mystery Hare Shiggy: 3 or 4 Notes: Bring dry bag (for the over-enthusiast) & bug spray.

Start: Winn Dixie parking lot on the corner of Beach Blvd and San Pablo. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter 3-4 Wear socks,boots or jeans...no water Bring "BUGSPRAY" and Flashlights

RAIN OR SHINE! Where: Back left parking lot of the Celebration Baptist Church at 13720 McCormick Rd. Directions Link Directions: From the beach go down Atlantic, take a right on Kernan, then take a right on McCormick and it'll be on the right hand side of the road (easy to spot building, slightly hard to find parking lot) Time/Cost: 2PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: Unknown. Since it's high-tide there will be little mud. I would say: "No one should die" -- but then again, with you wankers, I can never tell. There WILL be give-aways on trail. BBQ Cookout afterwards, so bring a dry bag and your appetite. As always, if there are any questions, call 904-631-6614.

Start: Golden Corral Parking lot on Merril Rd near 9A and the Southside Connector Directions From the Beach: Take Atlantic Blvd West and turn Right (North) on SouthSide Blvd. At Merrill Rd turn Rigth (East). One block on the right will be the Golden Corral. Time/Cost: 7PM / 5$ Shiggy: 3???? Bring dry socks, your feet might get wet. Bring: Bug spray and flashlights

Start: Publix Parking Lot at Beach Blvd & Kernan Blvd Cost/Time: $5 / 2PM Shiggy Meter: 5 Need directions? Call Cotton Panel @ 904-631-6614.

Start: 6700 Bowden Rd. From the Beach take Beach Blvd East to Parental Home Rd (4 Lights West of Southside Blvd), turn Left & go to the end. Turn Left and then turn an immediate Right into a driveway. Go around back. If you get lost call Typoon @ 739-9070 OR 343-4296. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: 3 BRING FLASHLIGHTS AND BUGSPRAY

Start: Parking Area off of Bartram Springs. Directions: Go South on Philips Highway about 5 miles (from 9A) and turn Right on Race Track Road. After about 1 mile turn Right onto Bartram Springs Rd. Follow it until you come to a big circle. Go Left at the circle and look for my Red Rodeo parked on the North side of the parking lot. I've already gotten permission from the Builders for us to park there. Cost/Time: $5 / 2PM Shiggy Meter: 5 Notes: No swimming required, but bring a dry bag. Trail is only 3 miles (if I don't get lost). And yes, we're FINALLY going to name Just Randy. So bring plenty of questions and ideas. Questions? Call me at (904) 631-6614.

Start: Parking lot of Tinsel Town Theaters in the Southeast corner. Directions from the Beach: Take Butler Blvd to Southside Blvd and head North (Right). On your right will be the Tinsel Town theaters. Park on the right back side of the theaters. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 / Upchuck F&ck Shiggy Meter: Unknown -- like the entire trail

Start: Parking lot at 9th Ave South and 1st St South Directions: Take Beach Blvd east to 3rd St. Take a right on 3rd. Take a left on 9th Ave South. Continue to parking lot. Park. Get out. Fill vessel. Drink. Enjoy. Repeat last three steps often. Time/Cost: 7pm / $5 Shiggy Meter: 1 Notes: About a 2.7 mile trail. EC at end. Bring bug spray.

When: August 16th -- THIS SATURDAY! Time: 8PM Cost: $15 (For beer & food & and show, who can beat it?) Theme: Dress up as your best Pimp or Ho! Hares: 3D, 5 Bucks (and a Beer) & Dead Man Blowing Why: To DRINK BEER! But we'll also have lots of fun, some food and your usual cross-gender wackiness! Start: Riverside Park at 5 Points Directions: Take I-95 North and go over the Acosta Bridge to Riverside Avenue (Westbound). Go to Post St and turn Right. Go about 2 blocks and park at the Riverside Park on your right.

Start: Meet at the car wash at Beach Blvd and Penman Rd, Park in the parking lot by the Moon Grille accross the street. Directions: Take Beach Blvd east to Penman Rd park in the parking lot by the Moon Grille meet at the car wash. Time/Cost: 7 PM / $5 Shiggy: 2 Notes: Bring bugspray and flashlights, possible on after bring cash

Start: Meet at the Big Lots parking lot, besides bleachers at Beach Blvd and San Pablo Rd. Directions: Take Beach Blvd est to San Pablo, NW Corner, in front of Big Lots. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: 3 Bring a flashlight, it's fraidy-scary dark out there!

Start: Shoppes of Ponte Vedra Behind Linen store on south-west corner of strip mall. Directions: Take Beach Blvd to A1A South. Shopping center on your right, second strip mall after Gate station in Ponte Vedra. Time/Cost: 3pm / $5 Shiggy: 3 - maybe. Bring bugspray and a bug spray. There will be a pool at the end (I think).

Start: Hodge's Plaza parking lot. Directions: Take whatever road you like to Beach Blvd. East of Hodge's Blvd on Beach there is a strip mall with., Hodge's Plaza, with a Japanese restaurant and a bank, the start will be from that parking lot. Trail: Shiggy 3 (out of 10), short because we have a naming. Cost/Time: $5 / 7pm You'll NEED BUG SPRAY and a FLASHLIGHT. (possible E.C. and walkers shortcuts)

Start: The Resurrection Episcopal Church on Ft. Caroline at Monument Directions: Go North on Kernan until it dead-ends into McCormick. Turn west/left on McCormick, then north/right on Monument. Go past Hidden Hills CC. Monument dead-ends into Ft. Caroline and the church. Time: 3PM Some shiggy, lots of beer and a football pary after trail! Come watch the Gators romp Miami! Bring towels and bathing suits -- Pool at the end! Note: Although there's some shiggy, we've had kids from all ages (5-16) on trail. We'll also have some activities and prizes for the kids!

Start: Compsas Bank on the NW corner of JTB and Gate Parkway. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Bring flashlight and bugspray

Start: Yak Shack - Damascus Rd. Directions from the Beach: Take Beach Blvd West until Spring Glen Rd (at European St Restaurant). Take a left on Spring Glen Rd until you see Damascus. Take a right on Damascus. It will loop around until you see the Yak Shack. If you don't know what the Yak Shack looks like then just look for my red Rodeo in the front yard or call 631-6614. Time/Cost: 3PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 3 Length of trail: 2.5 Miles -- Really!

Start: Parking lot of Goodwill on Merrill Rd. It is across from the Walmart. Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd to 9A north to Merrill Rd turn right go past Golden Coral to Goodwill on the right. Time/Cost: 7 PM / $5 Shiggy: 2-3 Bring FLASHLIGHTS AND BUGSPRAY

Directions: MEET IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND TINSELTOWN THEATERS. TAKE JTB EAST TO SOUTHSIDE BLVD EXIT GO NORTH ON SOUTHSIDE TO TINSELTOWN THEATERS ON THE RIGHT. MEET IN BACK OF THE THEATER. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 SHIGGY: 3 (NO WATER) BRING FLASHLIGHTS AND BUGSPRAY

Start: Racquet Power parking lot on Kori Rd. in Mandarin. Directions from the North, South, & East: Take I-95 to I 295. Get off at exit 1, Old St. Augustine Rd. Go right on Old St. Augustine. Go about 2 1/2 miles (through 3 lights) and take a left on Kori Rd. Follow Kori Rd. around to San Jose, cross San Jose and continue following to Racquet Power. Directions from San Marco (for 5 Bucks and Stiffie): take San Jose south for several miles and take a right on Kori (just past K-Mart). Time: 2pm Hares: Dick On A Stick, Just Tiffany, & WaWa Shiggy: I have no idea, but Dick is haring so make your own judgement.

Start: Parking lot of the new SteinMart on Baymeadows Rd. Directions: Take JTB west to 9A/St Johns Bluff exit go So. to the Baymeadows exit turn right to the SteinMart across from Publix. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5

Start: Winn Dixie parking lot at corner of Beach Blvd and St. Johns Bluff. Time/Cost: 7 PM / $5 Shiggy: 1-3 Bring: Flashlights, bugspray and clothes for on-after.

Start: Right off the intersection of Gate Parkway and 9A. Directions: East or West on JTB or Beach, turn south on 9A (St Johns Bluff). Continue south on 9A past the JTB intersection and exit off at Gate Parkway. Take a right. Just down on the left is a turnoff into the woods. Park there. Need bug spray, flashlight, and for those willing to take the Eagle trail, a dry bag. Shiggy meter 2 for the Turkey trail (dry but longer), 7 for the Eagle trail (wet but shorter)

Come out this Saturday for a fun-filled day of sweating, drinking beer, offending pre-holiday shoppers, and drinking more beer! Start: Join us 2pm at Regency Square Mall's west end in the parking lot by Dillards and Sears. Shiggy: You bet 'cha. Shopping on trail: Certainly Possible! Family Hash: No Way! Consumption of Beer: Absolutely!! See you at the Mall!

Start: Meet in the parking lot of COSTCO, located at Gate Parkway and Butler Blvd. Directions: Take Butler Blvd East from town (West from the Beach) to Gate Parkway. Costco is on the North side of Butler Blvd. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: 3 (not wet) Bring: Bugspray and FLASHLIGHTS, FLASHLIGHTS AND FLASHLIGHTS!!!

Start: 5085 W. University Blvd (the old Shoney's) in between Caesar's and Sonny's BBQ. Directions (from out of town): Take I-95 to Philips Hwy. Take Philips Hwy North to University Blvd and turn Right on University. Directions (from the Beach): take Atlantic Blvd to University Blvd. Turn Left on University. If you hit Philips Hwy you've gone too far. Questions? Call Cotton Panel @ 904.631.6614 Time/Cost/Shiggy: 2PM / $5 / 4 Porn Giveaways! Wax's famous lasagna! Turkey / Eagle for the wankers! What more can you ask for?

Start: The parking lot in front of the Atlantic Theater in Atlantic Beach. Directions From West: take Atlantic Blvd across the inter coastal. after you pass the Publix on your left turn on the next street, Royal Palms and make a right in to the parking lot before you get to the ABC store. The Atlantic Theater is right there. Directions From South: Take JTB to A1A north till the end at Atlantic Blvd. make a left follow it past the BlockBuster on the left and make a right at Royal Palms. Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7PM / $5 / 1 (from 1-10) Bring: Flashlight, bug spray.

What: Halloween Pub Crawl and Party Info Link When: Friday, OctoBEER 31st @ 7:00pm Where: 257 Belvedere St. Atlantic Beach. Cost: $10.00 Costume required! We’ll be going to 2 or 3 bars and then heading to the on-in party at Crash Test Dildo’s house. We’re looking for volunteers to bring some food for the on-after. We’ll pre-stage the food and some cars at Crash’s house. Contact: Crash, Flying Meatballs or either of the GM’s if you plan to bring food. Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd east over the intra-coastal waterway. Go past the Publix on your left continue past the Blockbuster on your right. Just past the Radio shack on your left turn left into the Famous Amos parking lot.

Start: Winn Dixie parking lot on the corner of San Pablo Blvd and Beach Blvd. Directions: Take Butler Blvd to San Pablo (North). Winn Dixie will be on your left just before Beach Blvd. Time/Cost: 4PM / $5 Shiggy 4.5 (Look at the new scale) -- Bring a dry bag. Call Cotton Panel @ 904-631-6614 for info!

START: PUBLIX PARKING LOT AT BEACH BLVD AND SAN PABLO BLVD (BY STEWART LIGHTING AND BIG OAK TREE) TIME/COST: 7 PM / $5 SHIGGY METER: 2 (NO WATER) BRING FLASHLIGHTS

Start: Pitney Bowes parking lot in the 'East Point' Business Center off of St Johns Industrial Pkwy. Directions from Beach. Beach Blvd to St Johns Bluff. Left on St Johns Bluff, right on St Johns Industrial Pkwy, first left into parking lot. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Bring flashlights! Shiggy Meter: 1 (Turkey) / 3.5 (Eagle)

Ok, we're making this a traveling hash...and I suggest you do the same! Join us for the SavannaHHH's 3rd Anal Turkey Hash! Time/Cost: 3:00 PM / $10 and a dish to share! Directions From I-95: Take Hwy 80 West (Exit 102 Exit from I-95) through Pooler. Continue through Bloomingdale and Faulkville. About 7 miles from I-95, you'll see a Yancey Cat sign on the left as you're leaving Faulkville. About a mile further down the road, there are three houses on the left. The middle one is us, 2278 Hwy 80. It's the Spanish/Ranch looking one. Look for the True Trail arrow on the mailbox. There should be some brightly colored True Trail arrows posted at the exits from I-95 and I-16, and at other key locations. There will be distinctive signs at the end of our driveway to help you out as well. If you'd like to look it up on Mapquest, or you want to add us to your Christmas card list, here's the address: 2278 Hwy 80 Bloomingdale, GA 31302 912-330-0359

Start: Costco parking lot. Butler Blvd & Gate Pkwy Time: 7pm HST (Hasher Standard Time) Shiggy: 2.5 Directions: From the East, go west From the West, go east From the North, go south From the South, go north If you have any problems, feel free to call Dick On A Stick at 612-6561.

Meet in the parking lot at the shopping center behind the Malabar on Beach Blvd. Meet near the laundrymat at the NE corner of Beach Blvd. and Southside Blvd. Take Beach Blvd west from the beach and east from town to Southside Blvd. Time/Cost: 7 PM / $5 Shiggy: 2-3, 4? BRING FLASHLIGHTS, bugspray and whistles!

Cost/Time: $5 / 1 PM Start: Abandoned “United Artist Theatre” parking lot on the North East corner of Atlantic and Southside intersex-on. Directions: Take Southside to Atlantic or Atlantic to Southside. Look North East. Park. Shiggy: I have no idea. But you will get pretty wet and it isn’t supposed to be much warmer than 50 degrees so bring yourself in some long sleeves. Bring: Bug spray and a life jacket if you aren’t comfortable swimming 25+ feet (there may be a small turkey trail to get around any water, but we haven’t scouted yet so don’t rely on that). If you have extra, please bring for the wankers who can’t provide for themselves. Dry bags highly recommended.

Start: Kernan and Atlantic near Wal-Mart. There is a new bank built next to and behind Wal-Mart. The entrance is off Kernan. Meet in the parking lot. Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7pm HST (Hasher Standard Time)/$5/3 dErections: Take Beach to Kernan, go north. Turn left into bank parking lot just before Wal-mart and Atlantic. - OR - Take Atlantic to Kernan, go south. Turn right just past Wal-mart into bank parking lot. Theme: 'Cammie Claus' - Wear your red and green. Bring a flashlight, wear pants (underwear optional), bring a flashlight, bring a whistle (to blow, baby, blow), did I mention bring a flashlight? Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the beer is so delightful. They're in coolers and nice and cold Let it flow, let it flow, Let it flow! If the beer shows signs of stopping, When we're out we'll go bar-hopping. But no matter where hashers go Let it flow, let it flow, Let it flow!

WHERE: "YAK SHACK 2" FOR OUR PARTY. WHEN: DEC 13, 2003 (SATURDAY), 7:00 PM WE WILL NEED FOOD DONATIONS PLEASE! BREAD, MEAT CASSEROLES, SALADS, VEGGIES, DESERTS, PLATES, NAPKINS, FORKS (LET MAJOR KNOW) BEER PROVIDED -- BYOB IF YOU DON'T WANT BEER! IMPORTANT DETAIL: IT'S FREE! (JUST BRING FOOD) CLICK HERE FOR DIRECTIONS AND DETAILS. CRASH SPACE IS AVAILABLE!!!

Start: Publix parking lot on Gate and Southside Directions: Beach to Southside. Head South on Southside. New publix on your right. If you pass Gate Pkwy, you've gone to far. Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7pm / 5$ / 0-1 On-After: As many of you know, the final chapter of The Lord of The Rings entitled "Return of the King" begins on Wednesday. I will be going to the 10:45 showing of it at Tinseltown after circle and eats. I do recommend you join me. I will be purchasing my ticket well before the Hash and welcome you to do the same so you reserve your seat and are not kicked in the nuts/tits by the ticket-window guy for being such a wanker that you didn't even think to buy your ticket more than an hour in advance... moron! Rejoice, Nerds!

Start: JEA Ridenour Reginal Water Treatment Plant Directions in town: Take Atlantic Blvd to Kernan Blvd and go North. It'll be on your left near Landmark Middle School. Address: 102 Kernan Blvd. Directions out of town: Take I-95 to Butler Blvd. Go East on Butler. Get off on Kernan and go North (left). After you cross Atlantic Blvd follow the above directions. Time/Cost/Shiggy: 1PM / $5 / 4? @ about 3 miles. Bring: Whistle, warm clothes to change into and a sense of humor. I'll bring: Beer, brandy, hot chocolate and food. What more could one want?

Start: JEA Ridenour Reginal Water Treatment Plant Directions in town: Take Atlantic Blvd to Kernan Blvd and go North. It'll be on your left near Landmark Middle School. Address: 102 Kernan Blvd. Directions out of town: Take I-95 to Butler Blvd. Go East on Butler. Get off on Kernan and go North (left). After you cross Atlantic Blvd follow the above directions. Time/Cost/Shiggy: 7PM / $5 / 1 Turkey - 4 Eagle Bring: Whistle, warm clothes to change into. I'll bring: Beer, hot chocolate and food.