Where: Pic 'N Save parking lot on the corner of Sailfish Drive and Atlantic Blvd. When/Cost: 7pm & 5 bucks

At the Goodwill on 6th Ave N and 2nd Street. Time/Cost: 6pm / $10 Beer & Food will be included

Start: Corner of Third Street and Atlantic Blvd in the Bank of America parking lot. Go down Atlantic and take a right on 3rd street and about a block (if that). When/How Much: 7PM / $5 Shiggy: Next to none. But then again, I haven't scouted yet -- be prepared. Notes: Make SURE you bring your flashlights, parkas, mukluks, pickaxe, goggles and compass...

Start: Parking lot of the Florida Theater. Directions from the beach: JTB to 95 North. Go over the Main Street Bridge. Turn right on Forsyth St. A block or so down. Click here for Map When/Cost: 3pm / $5

Start: Behind the Publix parking lot at the corner of A1A and JTB. When/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Bring flash lights, whistles, virgins and at the request of Doofus White Boy: Attractive Hashers.

Start: Tinsel Town parking lot on Southside Blvd. Time/Cost: 3PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: Unknown. The only thing he promises is beer, food and a trail.

The Worth parking on on Beach Blvd before you get to 3rd (parking lot of the Moon). Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Major's Daughter will be performing Karaoke at the Moon at 9pm afterwards. Everyone is invited to attend.

Directions: JTB to Gate Pkwy. South on Gate, that means away from Cosco. Make your first right on Deerwood Park. Go about half a mile make a right on Centurion than a left on Optima Way into the parking lot. Time/Cost: 3:00pm / $5 Notes: Face Plants 100 hash and PJ's naming

Start: Pitney Bowes parking lot in the 'East Point' Business Center off of St Johns Industrial Pkwy. Directions from Beach. Beach Blvd to St Johns Bluff. Left on St Johns Bluff, right on St Johns Industrial Pkwy, first left into parking lot. Looking the map it says "Central Parkway" so if you see that instead of St Johns Industrial Parkway use it. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Bring flashlights Shiggy Meter: Zero

Directions: From Atlantic Beach, take Atlantic Blvd past Hodges Blvd, turn right on Girvin Rd (about 2 miles down Girvin will change into McCormick). Follow until you see a Chevron Gas Station on the right. To the right of the gas station is a dirt parking lot - park there. If you get lost call me: 631-6614. Cost/Time: 5$, 3pm Notes: Do NOT wear nice shoes. At the ON-IN we'll have BBQ chicken, beer, sodas, salsa and chips. We'll also have a hose and towels in case you want to clean off a bit. Shiggy meter: 5. This is not in comparison to Wednesday night's trail. This is on a scale of 1 to 10. Wednesday's trail was a 0 on a scale of -1 to 2 .. as Meatballs put it :-) P.S. I haven't scouted this trail yet, but from the little I've seen it's going to look like a good one. I'm used to measuring a run on how long, hard and wet it is - and if you didn't bleed at the end of it then it wasn't any good. I'll try to work each of those elements in this trail (but it'll still be under 3-4 miles for the walkers).

Start: Dicks Wings on the corner of San Pablo and Beach Blvd (In the Wal-Mart parking lot) Cost/Time: 5$, 7PM Notes: Bring flashlights. Scenic but NO shiggy. Also, just in case it's raining and we have a bunch of wankers that don't want to run in the rain, we've got the option of just going into Dicks Wings and spending our $5 there instead.

Start: BEHIND the Jacobson's (also FCCJ) parking lot on the North West corner of Southside and OLD Baymeadows Rd. If you have any questions call Cotton Panel at 631-6614. Cost/Time: $5 / 2PM Notice it's an HOUR earlier than normal! Notes: This will be short and sweet since we've got the poker game going on later in the evening. So everyone should stop by drink some beer and do a little running.

Location: Old Pic N' Save parking lot just north of JTB and A1A (on the left if coming from JTB). When/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy meter: 3.5 (Scale 1-10) Water Hazards: None. Well, you might get your feet wet.

Yes, all you animal lovers out there. It is time again for the annual LollaBudZooLa hash. For those of you who don't know what it is, we start with a tour of the Chapel a.k.a. the Bud plant. We will then take you a tour of the beautiful North side of Jacksonville that might take you by the Zoo. Along the way you might see our North side animals. Cum dressed as your favorite farm animal. It's a long weekend so nobody has any excuses. Why pass up a chance to tour the Bud plant, hash and drink a lot of beer? Cost/Time: $10 / 2:00 Place: Bud Plant on the Northside. Directions: From Jax, Take I-95 North to exit 125. This should be Dunn Ave and will merge in Busch Dr. And in case you're as ignorant as I am on who makes Bud, look for the big sign that says, "Anheuser-Busch Brewery". Look for fellow confused looking hashers dressed in animal costumes. Theme: Your favorite farm animal.

Start: K-Mart parking lot on Atlantic Blvd just before you get to 3rd Street/A1A. Park a little west of the front entrance. Shiggy Meter: .75 Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM

Start: Behind the PUBLIX at Beach & Kernan Shiggy Meter: Low Length: LONG (you've been warned, walkers may want to bring flashlights) Cost/Time $5 / 3PM If any body want to run a pool on, "How many hounds will catch Sexy?", put me down for 5 -- Too Sexy

Start: Behind the building construction next to the Ruth Christ Steak House in Pompous Vedra. Directions: Take JTB to A1A and head (who said head) South about 2 to 3 miles. Just past the Sawgrass shopping center on the right you will see a couple three story buildings with one under construction. The start is behind there. If you hit the Walgreens on 210 you have gone too far. If you get lost, call me on my cell 710-8304. Your hares will be VO and Just Cheryl so cum out and help name our newest victim. There is a shiggy factor of about 4 so make sure to bring your flashlights! V.O.

It's in Daytona - look at the link for more details!

Start: In front of The Worth on Beach Ave, less than a 1 mile west of A1A. The Worth is in the same strip mall as The Moon. Time/Cost: 7pm / $5 Accessories: Flash Light, hat, gloves, warmer clothes than last time

Cost/Time: $5, 12PM - High Noon -- The hares will be off at 12:15pm. Where: The River Run's end near the River Run's beer wagon. I'm sure all the real runners will be cleared out by then and only hashers will remain. The River Run ends in the park area just west of Alltel Stadium. I don't think parking will be a problem because all of the runners will be leaving by the time we get there.

Start Location: Bank of America Parking Lot at Regency Mall Cost/Time/Shiggy: $5 / 7PM / Unknown From the Beach: Travel west on Atlantic to Monument, take a right, turn left into the Regency Mall - drive over to the tallest building that has a "Bank of America" sign. Questions? 905.534.2847

Location: Start at Waves/Billies Cafe on Third St. between 16th & 17th at Jax Beach. Theme: Something GREEN! Also, there will be some prizes. Time/Cost: 3PM / $5 Notes: Anyone who's planning on going to this event PLEASE send me a reply so the hares can guestimate the attendance.

Directions: (from the beach) Take Beach Blvd WEST, turn RIGHT on Kernan Blvd. Within 1/4 of a mile on the LEFT is Autumn Crest Blvd into a new housing area called "Windsor Chase". Follow this road until it ends in a parking lot (it's just been built). Any questions? Call 631-6614. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Notes: Bring flashlight - it'll be needed, trust me. Also, there aren't any river crossings, but bring a dry bag just in case. Shiggy Meter: 3 (Scale: 1 to 10)

Start: Go over the Acosta bridge to Riverside Ave. Turn LEFT (only way to go). Right at the Blue Cross Blue Shield (BCBS) building will be Rosselle St. Turn RIGHT on Rosselle St. After the BCBS building will be a garaged parking lot ACROSS from that will be a small parking lot - PARK HERE. Need something more specific? 631-6614 Cost/Time: $10 / 6:30pm Notes: Grease Theme - WEAR A COSTUME or show up NAKED, those are options! Beer, trail, food, fun & Grease - could you ask for anything more (other than sex)?

Flying Meatballs and Makin' Wookie are the hares for this Saturday Hash. Time: 3:00pm Start: Sandalwood Junior/ Senior High School Cost: $5 Necessities: Whistle, bug spray, flare gun, extra dry clothes/ shoes. Shiggy: Unknown, but it's Meatballs. Directions: From Beach Ave. turn north onto St. Johns Bluff and travel 1/2 mile north. Turn left (east) on Saints Rd. and travel 1/2 mile to Palm and turn into the large Parking Lot for School. Questions? my Cell phone number is 904.534.2847 On-on UCF

Start: Compass Bank parking lot on Gate Parkway. Directions: From the beach go West on JTB, get off at Gate Parkway and turn right. Turn at the first LEFT and the building will be across from Bono's. Hare/Cost/Time: Slick Willie / $5 / 7PM Notes: Don't forget your flashlights!

Who Flung Pooh, No Balls & Cotton Panel Start time: 3pm Start Location: Near Publix on the corner of Reedy Branch and Baymeadows, just west of 9A. Driving Directions: From the Beach, head west on JTB and get off at the St. John Bluff (9A) exit. Turn left at the light and drive South 2 miles to Baymeadows exit. Turn right onto Baymeadows and at the first light (Reedy Branch) turn left into Publix Parking Lot. From I-95 take the JTB exit and drive east for about 4-5 miles, past Southside Blvd and Gate exits. Take the St. Johns Bluff (9A), turn right at the light and follow above directions. From Mandarin: Take Southside North to Baymeadows Rd. Turn right (west) onto Baymeadows. Travel 2 miles to Reedy Branch and turn right, then left into the Publix parking lot. Parking and Beer Truck Directions: Park on the left side of lot and walk to the dead end road on the side of some woods - about a block. This is the construction site of the future Landrover dealership. Shiggy is 3.5 and dog friendly, hence No Balls. Bring bug spray. There will be an On-After to celebrate Pooh's Birthday.

Start: Behind the Golden Corral on Merrill Rd across from Wal-Mart. Directions: From the Beach, go West on Atlantic Blvd, turn North on Southside Blvd, turn East on Merrill Rd. Two block on the right will be Golden Corral. Hare/Cost/Time: Redwing / $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: He said 6, but I don't think it's MY kind of 6. Notes: Flashlights, bugspray...the usual.

Start: In the Wal-Mart parking lot on the corner of Beach Blvd and San Pablo. Directions: From the Beach go West on Beach Blvd until San Pablo. Park in the front of the Wal-Mart parking lot. Shiggy Meter: 5 Hares: Cotton Panel, Ballpark Frank & Just Dan Time: 4PM - It's daylight savings time so that's what were doing. Cost: $5 Notes: Bring a dry bag just in case you get wet

Start: Coastal Veterinary Clinic on Beach Blvd just West of Hodges. Shiggy Meter: 3 Bring: Flashlights & Towel for those interested in swimming afterwards. Notes: For the wankers who remember the last trail that started here: "It ain't the same trail!"

Start: Southside FCCJ Parking lot (off of Beach Blvd) Directions: From town go East on Beach Blvd. It'll be on your left after St. Johns Bluff Rd. Time/Cost/Hare: 4PM / $5 / Cotton Panel Shiggy: Unknown Notes: None that I can think of. I've just now guessed the start, so I've got no idea what trail is going to be like. There's not that much shiggy in the area (at least no swamps, snakes or gators that I know of) so it should be pretty tame and not that long. See you wankers there!

Start: Pic 'N Save parking lot at 3rd and JTB. For those new to the area you might have trouble finding this place since Pic 'N Save has been closed for many years now. Either look for the big parking lot just South of the Pablo 9 Theatres or call me at 631-6614. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: 1 Notes: Flashlights Also, don't forget about this Friday. For the Full Moon run try and bring a pair of boxers or a sarong.

Start: MVP's Parking Lot off of Girving Rd. Time: 7PM Cost: $5 Notes: Bring Flashlights. At the On-In/On-After we'll be serving beer and food. Bring your appetites.

The opening of the Beaches will be celebrated the best way hashers know how: by wearing a RED DRESS! Come on out and join us for our Annual Red Dress Run! Hares: VO & Cotton Panel Where: Worth Parking Lot off of Beach Blvd just East of Penman Rd. See Link on Main page for more info. Cost: $10 Time: 2PM

Directions from Beach: JTB West to Belfort, left on Belfort, then left on AC Skinner Pkwy. Park behind Channel 25 Building @ 1PM. Time/Cost: 7PM Shiggy Meter: Low Notes: Bring flashlights!

Start is in the Staples' Parking Lot near the Beach/ University intersection. Directions: From the East, take Beach west thru the University Blvd. light. Staples will be about 2 blocks west of the light on the south side of Beach, just before Arby's. From the South, take I-95 North to Emerson Exit and turn right from the off ramp. Continue on Emerson to Beach Exit East. Staples will be on the right side of the Beach. Then entrance is just after Arby's Cost: $5. Time: 4pm Shiggy: 3 (not Cotton Panel's 3) Questions? 904.534.2847

Start Location: Municipal Parking Lot of the former Jacksonville Beach Fishing Pier. At the end of 5th Ave S. East of A1A, South of Beach Blvd. Cost: $5. Shiggy unknown. Bring Flashlights

Start: Yak Shack - Damascus Rd. Directions from the Beach: Take Beach Blvd West until Spring Glen Rd (at European St Restaurant). Take a left on Spring Glen Rd until you see Damascus. Take a right on Damascus. It will loop around until you see the Yak Shack. If you don't know what the Yak Shack looks like then just look for my red Rodeo in the front yard or call 631-6614. Hare/Time/Cost: Cotton Panel & Just Chris / 4PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 3 Change of shoes needed: Umm, I'm haring so you already know. Length of trail: 2.5 Miles.

Start: Bellsouth Building on Lone Star Rd & St Johns Bluff next to Craig Airfield entrance. Directions: Take St. Johns Bluff North until you hit Lone Star Rd. Look for the Bellsouth Building. Cost/Time: $5 / 7 PM

Cancelled - We're headed up north for the Savannah Analversary

Start: BJ's on the corner of Kernan Blvd and Atlantic Blvd. Directions: From Jax Beach go East on Atlantic Blvd until you get to Kernan. It'll be on your left. Shiggy Meter: 2 Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Notes: Bring flashlights and bug repellent

Directions from Jax: From 295, take 21 toward Keystone Heights. (36 miles) Turn left onto 100 at the only red light that I'm aware of in Keystone Heights. Go 8 miles on 100. Turn right onto 315. There is a flashing yellow light, and if you go too far, you'll see an ominous religious sign on the left with some threatening message at the curve in the road. Go 5 miles on 315 to Holiday Road. It's at the bottom of a hill, and there is a tacky neighborhood sign that says "Grandin Lake Shores." The only way that you can turn is left. If you come across a convenience store on the left, you've gone too far--that's at the top of a hill. Follow Holiday Road to the end, where it becomes a dirt road that curves to the right. Follow the curve around, and the house is on the left. It's brick with gray trim. You done found it. Warning 1: If you get lost, call on the land line: 386.684.1205. Warning 2: There are several 315's. There is a 315, 315A, 315B, 315C, and for all I know there may be more. I made the horrible mistake of thinking that these were one in the same road, or would eventually meet up with each other. Make no such assumption, unless you like dirt roads, farm animals, & people w/o teeth. So if you fella's wanna get all manly with your directions and figure them out yourself, bear this in mind. Warning 3: If you're coming from Jacksonville, don't use Map Quest for a map. The route is longer by about a half of an hour. Look at an old-fashioned map. Warning 4: Miles are approximate-- done with a vehicle w/o tenths of a mile on the odometer. The others are yanked from Mapquest.

Start: Pompass Vedra Beech about 1 mile down CR 210 in Ponte Vedra Business Park, just past the storage place on your right. The buildings have a green metal roof -- meet in back, you'll see us. Your hares for the evening are Just Steve along with TinMan and quite possibly a guest hare appearance from none other than BallPark Frank. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: about a 4, rather lame for one of your hares, but pants are definitely not needed. As a matter of fact, shorts aren't needed either (optional, but they are mandatory for Muddy).

******** Family Hash - Bring your kids!!! ******** What does "family hash" mean? It means there will be kids on trail, so bring your own runts if you want. The trail won't be extrememly short (around 2 miles) but I'm sure the kids will enjoy the exercise (we're the old fogies, remember?) and the trail. We'll make sure there is Kool-Aid and that kind of stuff for the kids. Start: In the parking lot in front of Albertson's on the on San Jose Blvd. Directions: From the beach take JTB to Philips Hwy, South (left) on Philips, West (right) on Baymeadows Rd, South (left) on San Jose Blvd. It's on the right before I-295. If you go under I-295 you've gone too far and are blind as a bat. Shiggy Meter: 3 (Really!) Time: 4PM

Probable start: Compass Bank parking lot at the Gate Parkway exit off of JTB. Directions: From JTB go North on Gate Parkway and turn left at the Bono's (the big building on the left is the Compass Bank). Check ALL 4 sides of the bank for the hare. Even check the bushes and surrounding areas just in case. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: Unknown. They haven't scouted and have no idea. I'd say pretty darn low for that area though (Like a 1 or a 2).

******* NOTE THE TIME CHANGE FOR JUST THIS SATURDAY ******* Start: Parking lot behind the old Channel 25 Building @ 2PM. Directions from Beach: JTB West to Belfort, left on Belfort, then left on AC Skinner Pkwy. Park on the East side of the building (towards the woods). If that isn't available I'll be there early (I promise this time) and just look for my red Rodeo. As always, call me on my cell if you need to: 631-6614. Time/Cost: 2PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 4 Length: Don't really know yet. Should be 3-5 Miles. But I promise (there's that word again) I won't run you just to run you. Notes: All the water is dried up, so I can't really promise all that much water (I know you guys/gals are upset about that) but I'll see if I can make it interesting with what I've got. ******* NOTE THE TIME CHANGE FOR JUST THIS SATURDAY *******

Start: South Trust Bank parking lot on the corner of San Pablo and Beach Blvd (in front of the Publix). Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: 1 Notes: There is a slight chance of getting wet, so you might want to bring a change of clothes.

Start: Sears parking lot at the Avenues Mall. Directions from the Beach: Head West on JTB until you hit Southside Blvd. Go South on Southside Blvd until you see the Avenues Mall. Enter the mall area and drive around until you see Sears (it should be on the North side of the mall). Notes: Bring bathing suits and towels. There will be a pool at the end of the trail. Time/Cost: 4PM / $5

Start: Providence School lot at 2701 Hodges Blvd between Atlantic Blvd and Beach Blvd. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy Meter: 2 See you wankers there!!!

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Start: Pool parking lot, at Villages of Pablo, off of San Pablo. Directions: From the beaches. Take Beach Blvd. west over the intracoastal. Turn right, heading north, onto San Pablo. Go about 1 mile, and turn left onto Crystal Cove Drive(1st entrance into Villages of Pablo. Pool is up on the right. Park on Crystal Cove Drive. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Hash Cash and Beer Meister are to park in the pool parking lot. Shiggy: None so far.

Start: Publix parking lot on the corner of J Turner Butler and Hodges. Directions: From the beach - you know how. From Southside - go East down Butler and take a left on Hodges. It'll be a block or so on the right. Shiggy: 2 Cost/Time: $5 / 7 PM

Start: Providence School lot at 2701 Hodges Blvd between Atlantic Blvd and Beach Blvd. Cost/Time: $5 / 4PM Shiggy Meter: 2

Start: First parking lot in the St John's Industrial Parkway. Take Beach Blvd to St John's Bluff Rd, turn South on St John's Bluff, then make a right on St John's Industrial Parkway right after the strip mall. Then left into first parking lot on the left. Stop, get some beer and wait for everyone to show up. Hare/Cost/Time: Flying Meatballs / 7PM / %5 Shiggy: 3 - You'll stay dry, but not clean. Notes: One word -- BUG SPRAY!!!

Where: Publix on St. Augustine Rd. in Mandarin, just north of I-295, Exit 2. When/Cost: 4:00 / $5 Shiggy Meter: 0 (c'mon, look who the hares are) Bring dry clothes and towels, there's a pool at the end.

Start: Winn Dixie Parking lot at Atlantic and Penman Rd. Directions: From Downtown take Atlantic Blvd and head East until you get to Penman Rd. On the right and in the SW corner of Atlantic and Penman. Will be in front of the old Neptune Beach Theater. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Shiggy 3 Notes: Bring bug spray!

Start Location: Tall Pines Park (9th ave N. off of Penman rd. If you are cumming from Beach Blvd - take a left on Penman then a left on 9th ave N. and go a block or two park is on the right. If you are cumming from Atlantic Blvd take a right on Penman then right on 9th Ave N. and go a block or two park is on your right. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Bring flashlights.

Start: Winn Dixie parking lot on the corner of St. Johns Bluff and Monument Rd. Time: 4PM Cost: $5 for adults / kids free Time: 4PM

Start: Front of Ace Hardware in the Habour Place Shopping Mall on Atlantic Blvd just West of San Pablo. (also right behind a Taco Hell) Time: 7PM Cost: $5 and a sexy blonde with big tits Shiggy: 3 ******* JAX BEACH HASH ERECTIONS ******* Also, don't forget to start planning on who you want as your next mismanagement. Erections will be held on August 10th!!! ******* JAX BEACH HASH ERECTIONS *******

Start: Behind the Sandalwood High School off of Alden Rd. Directions: From Downtown take Atlantic Blvd and turn right on St. Johns Bluff. Take St Johns Bluff and then turn left on Alden Rd. Time/Cost: 5PM & $5 Hare: Anally Fillme Shiggy: 3+ Note: The Time is FIVE (5) PM... * Thanks to Anally for stepping up to the plate (actually we had a few people volunteer, but her email came first). You guys enjoy and drink one (Mt Dew) for me! CP

Start: South side parking lot of Tinsel Town Theaters on Southside Blvd (North of JTB). Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Bring bug spray. Shiggy Meter: 2

Location: Major Bation's House Time: 7PM Yak's turning 32 or "22" as he likes to put it! Where: Major's House 612 Camellia Terrace Drive Neptune Beach, FL 32266 Directions from I-95: Exit onto JTB (J Turner Butler), heading east. Exit onto San Pablo Rd. and take a left at the light. Take a right onto Beach Blvd. Take a left onto Penman. At the 5-stop intersection, take a left onto Florida Blvd. Take the first right onto Camellia Terrace Dr. Keep going straight and the house is located on the left-hand side, right after the 2nd speed bump, with a basketball hoop in the driveway. *If you need more detailed directions, etc. call Major's cell phone, (904) 699-7757

Start: Goodwill at the Beach at 5th and 2nd behind the "8 till Late". Time/Cost: 6PM / $10 Be prepared to vote your favorite person into various mismanagement positions!

Winn Dixie parking lot on the corner of Monument Rd and St. Johns Bluff Rd. Hares/Time/Cost: Strip my Wood, Little Black Girl, The Graduate / 7pm / $5 Shiggy:???? Notes: Bring bug spray and a towel for the ON-IN

Start: The pool at the Bentley Green apartment complex in Baymeadows. Directions (from the beach): Take JTB to Southside Blvd and head South on Southside Blvd. Take Southside to Baymeadows Rd and turn right on Baymeadows Rd. Take a left onto Princeton Square Blvd right after Chili's. Take the first right into the apartment area and the pool will be on your left. Cost/Time: $5 / 5PM Shiggy Meter: 3 Notes: Bring towels for the pool afterwards

Start: Behind Golden Corral on Merrill Rd. Directions: From Beach; Take Atlantic Blvd West to South Side Blvd and turn right. Take South Side to Merrill and turn right. It's immediately on the right hand side of the road. Shiggy Meter: 3

Start: Resurrection Episcople Church parking lot on the corner of Monument Rd and Fort Caroline. Directions: From the beach head West on Atlantic Blvd and turn right on Monument Rd until it ends at Ft Caroline (church will be right in front of you). Cost/Time: $5 / 5PM Shiggy Meter: 5 Bring bug spray, alligator repellent, dry bag and compass. There WILL be a Turkey/Eagle so somehow I'll make a short/long trail for all types -- the ones staying on the long trail should be well rewarded with GIFTS on trail as well as some very scenic views of Jacksonville. We'll even (somehow) put a beer check or two on trail (don't ask me how yet). Any questions? Call Cotton Panel at 631-6614.

Start: 18th Street Public Access Parking area on Seminole Rd. Directions- Take Atlantic Blvd East towards the beach to Seminole Rd go Left. (Aqua East Surf Shop and Blockbuster on the Right). Drive down Seminole Rd. to 18th street and turn right. Time/Cost: 7pm / $5 Shiggy Meter: 4 Bring mosquito spray and a dry bag

Start: Genes Seafood on Pennman Rd Take Beach Blvd East turn left on Pennman. Go a mile its on the right hand side in the strip mall Time/cost/hares: 5pm/$5/ Forrest dump, Just Dab, Just Kevin Shiggy-Some Bring Dry bag

Start: Scottys HARDware store on Atlantic Blvd Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd (east) towards Neptune Beach, Go past Seminole Rd and turn right into the parking lot past Blockbuster Video on the right. Hares/Cost/Time: FUMA / $5 / 7pm Shiggy: 3

Start: In Gainesville somewhere (directions below). Time: 1:45 PM (Hare is OFF at 2 PM. So the hash can be done by 5PM for the game.) Hare: Doofus White Boy Directions (allow 2 hours driving time): 1) Take I-10 West to South 301. 2) From this point on MAKE SURE YOU DO THE SPEEDLIMIT THROUGH THE SMALL TOWNS AND SURROUNDING AREAS. 3) Take 301 to Waldo. 4) At Waldo you will see a sign that says, "Gainesville -=>", Take that road (I think it's 24), it's also know as Waldo Rd. 5) Right (West) onto NE 39th Ave after the Gainesville Airport. 6) Turn Left (South) on NW 34th Street. 7) When you get near NW 8th Ave you will see an elementary school and a park. Park near the park and look for the hash. If you get lost or confused, call Doofus at (352) 238-1971 or Cotton Panel at (904) 631-6614. ******* FRIDAY RED DRESS RUN ******* There is ALSO a Red Dress Run on Friday Night. If you don't know anything about G-Ville you should know that it is a major PARTY town. Expect to get drunk or nekked if not both. For those of you who want to go call Doofus or email him at doofuswb@yahoo.com.

Location: Cosco Parking lot. Park in most NORTH EAST part of the parking lot. Directions: From the beach take JTB to the Gate Park Way Exit and turn right. Cosco is on the right (and visible from JTB). Cost: $5 Time: 7PM, Hares OFF AT 7:15PM! Daylight is disappearing quick. Shiggy Meter: 3 BRING FLASHLIGHTS & BUG SPRAY!!! It's the anniversary of 9/11, so please wear Red, White and Blue.

RAIN OR SHINE! Where: Back left parking lot of the Celebration Baptist Church at 13720 McCormick Rd. Directions Link Directions: From the beach go down Atlantic, take a right on Kernan, then take a right on McCormick and it'll be on the right hand side of the road (easy to spot building, slightly hard to find parking lot) Time/Cost: 2PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: Unknown. Expect to get a little wet, but I'm not doing the swamp thing again. BBQ Cookout afterwards, so bring a dry bag and your appetite. As always, if there are any questions, call 904-631-6614.

Start: Hurricane Hatties parking lot. Directions: Heading east on Atlantic blvd make your last right turn before going over the Intracoastal bridge. Then turn left and go past the marina and into Hatties parking lot. Time/Cost: 7:00 pm / $5 Shiggy: 2 on a scale of 1-10. Notes: Bring your flash lights and bug spray. No swimming and you'll only get wet if your off trail and fall into a deep puddle.

Start: Grass field on left side of road after Dynamic Auto Sales. Directions: From the beach take Atlantic Blvd to Lee Rd (after St. Johns Bluff and RIGHT after the Porsche dealership). About a mile down on the left will be Dynamic Auto Sales, right after that big building will be a grass lot. Be careful when pulling in -- don't run into any ditches. Time/Cost/Hare: 3PM / $5 for adults (Kids & Virgins are free) Shiggy Meter: 1 for the Turkey, 8 for the Eagle. Notes: The Turkey trail is kid/spouse friendly. It's not a place for a strollers, but a 5 year old should easily be able to navigate through. The Eagle will have plenty of water and mud for those that want it. Kid-type prizes on trail. Food, punch, gatorade and soda at the end. Bring towels (if you do the shiggy), bug spray and kids. Any questions call Cotton Panel at 904.631.6614

Start: Parking lot on South 1st Street between south 5th and 6th Avenues (across from Forrest Dumps house) Directions:From JTB go to the Beach go North on 3rd (A1A) turn right on south 6th street to the parking lot on south 1st and south 6th street Time/Cost: 7pm / $5 Shiggy Meter:2 Notes:Bring bug spray Any questions? Call Forrest on the Dump phone @ (904) 246-8253

Start: Publix parking lot at 9A and Baymeadows Rd. Directions: From the beach take Butler Blvd West to 9A. Take 9A South to Baymeadows Rd. Take Baymeadows Rd. West until you see Publix on your left. Park in the far end of the parking lot away from the store. Time/Cost: 2PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 4 Notes: Bring a drybag.

Start: Florida Telco Credit Union (Brown) Building on 9790 Touchton Rd (next to Johny Leverock's Seafood Restaurant) and near Jax Ale House. Directions: From the beach take Atlantic to Southside Blvd. Take a left on SouthSide Blvd. Before JTB will be the Tinseltown Theaters. It'll be deep in the Tinsel Town area to the left of the theaters. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Bring: Flashlight, bug spray and lead boots (so the hare doesn't get caught) Shiggy Meter: 4 out of 10 Notes: This is his first haring in over a year, be gentle with him.

The Gators should finish beating up on Ole Miss by about 3:30 so the Hash Start will be 4 PM. Come out and see Sexy get caught repeatedly. The way my luck runs I will be caught by Forrest Dump and Shitty Lay. If you have ever wanted to catch the hare, but realize running down Cotton Panel was too hard...THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! I guarantee the slowest hare ever...ME. LOCATION: Take Butler Blvd. to Kernan. Exit North -- It's your only option people, South is a dead end. -- Turn left at the first opportunity. The Start will be along the access road immediately south of ADT building. If you pass ADT, AOL, or the UNF entrance you have gone to far. Unless you are coming from the North instead of Butler in which case you will have to pass all of these things. COMMENTS: Bring a dry bag. There will be water on trail, or a pool at the ON-IN. I'm not telling you which though. SHIGGY METER: Probably a 2-3, however I haven't scouted any of this in several months. This rating may be altered by unexpected fence building. See you all on Saturday, Too Sexy.

It's going to be a Religious Experience, with Jax's TWO RA's haring. Start: Atlantic Beach Theater on Atlantic Blvd Directions: From the city head East on Atlantic Blvd over the intercostal, right past the Publix on the left is the theater, which is right across the street from (west of) the Fly's Tie. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 3 Notes: Bring FLASHLIGHTS, Bug Spray and a dry bag is recommended.

Heidy Ho, Wacks-A-Lot Here!! The start for Saturday will be at the Calico Jack's parking lot off of Baymeadows Rd, (VO's virgin hash start) at 4:00 PM. Directions: From Downtown take I-95 South. Get off on Baymeadows and head East. Right before the Baymeadows and Old Baymeadows split will be a shopping plaza on the left. CJ's is in there. That will give any of the Half Ass U (FSU) or SCUM (UM) fans the chance to watch one of those two crappy ass teams to get beat. Shiggy meter: 1 to 2. (I'm going easy on my, hopefully, 5 virgins. They can get wet and bloody the next time.... Hash Cash: $5.00 I will bring food at my own expense to protest the fascist bourgeois regime of the Mismanagement. (and because I owe money from last Saturday!)

Start: Wednesday Start is Blockbuster Parking lot at corner of Hodges and Atlantic. Behind Burger King across from Queens Harbor. Directions: From town take Atlantic Blvd East until Hodges Blvd. You'll see Burger King on the corner, take a right on Hodges and park in the parking lot where (hopefully) other hashers are. Cost/Time: $5 / 7PM Notes: Bring BUGSPRAY & FLASHLIGHTS

Start:Sneakers Parking lot on Atlantic and St.Johns Bluff Rd. Directions:From I-95 Take JTB East to St. Jonhs Bluff Rd. Go North To the corner of Atlantic and St. Johns Bluff and the parking lot is on the right. Time/Cost: 7PM/$5 Shiggy Meter:2 Notes:Bring Flashlights *Any question on directions email the Dumpster at danielmathiak@msn.com*

Start:The Landing Directions:Downtown on the river in the parking lot for The Landing Time/Cost: 7pm / $15 Come in your favorite costume. Let's get crazy Notes: Treats, BEER and Food *This will take the place of Happy Hour*

So, have you all been wanking out on Saturday's? Feeling a little guilty for being so un-patriotic-like to the Hash? Then SHOW UP, DRINK BEER, and HAVE FUN. This time I can promise no bugs, no gators. BUT it may just test YOUR mettle. Are you up for the challenge? Start: Food Lion Parking Lot Directions: From the Beach take Atlantic Blvd East to the Arlington Expressway. Take a right on Arlington Rd and immediately on the left will be Food Lion. Time/Cost: 4PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: Very, very low. (Really people!) Notes: Anything can happen at a Short Straw Hash. Be prepared. Questions? Call: 904.631.6614.

Where: ADT Building on Kernan Blvd. Directions from downtown: Take 95 South to Butler Blvd. Go East on Butler Blvd. Get off at Kernan Blvd and turn left (only direction to go). ADT building will be on the left within a block or so. Park in the back corner of the parking lot. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 2 Scary Meter: 10 Treats, tricks and BEER on trail!

Start: Crashes Hell Hole Directions: Go towards the beach on Atlantic Blvd over the intercoastal to Seminole Rd and go left on Seminole. Take next left on David Rd then right on Belevedere Rd and its the 5th on the right ( 257 Belevedere Rd) park where you can its not her problem :) Time/Cost/Hare: 7ish/bring donations of booze/No Hare she is shaven!! Shiggy Meter: steep stairs and a hot tub! so if your drunk shiggy meter high!! Notes: *****WHERE A COSTUME!******* There will be booze and naughty-ness for best costume!!!! any questions call Crash at 434-1447 or The Dumpster 246-8253

Start: The Palms Motel 28 Sherry Dr. Atlantic Beach, Fl 32233 Directions: Atlantic Blvd east(head to beach)to Sherry Dr on left. Famous Amos is on the corner, the motel is 2 blocks from the ocean. Time/Cost: Register Online!

Some hashers are getting together for some porn sushi and afterwards the Jackass Movie. Anyone wanting to attend is more than welcome. For info call Cotton Panel: 904-631-6614. Time: 6PM Where: Wasabi's on the corner of San Pablo and Atlantic Blvd.

Start: Parking lot business complex. Directions: Take Beach Blvd to St Johns Bluff Rd go South toward JTB. After passing the Senergy Bldg at the light turn Right on St Johns Industrial Parkway (Chevron is on the left corner) go to the 3rd left and meet in the parking lot. Directions from downtown: Take the Main Street Bridge to I-95 South. Get off at Beaches Exit. Take Atlantic Blvd to St Johns Bluff. Turn right on St. Johns Bluff. After crossing Beach Blvd use directions above. If you get lost, call Cotton Panel at (904) 631-6614 or Majorbation at (904) 699-7757. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Notes: Bring bug spray and flashlights !!!!!

******* NOTICE THE TIME CHANGE TO 3PM FOR THIS HASH ******* Start: Corner of Forsyth and Ocean. Directions: From the beaches. Take JTB to I-95 North. After the Main Street Bridge, take a right on Forsythe and then a left on Ocean. It's be the parking lot on your left right next to the Florida Theater. Of course, if you get lost, call Cotton Panel at (904) 631-6614. Time/Cost: 3PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 0 - It's all Urban stuff Notes: Cum on out and say 'Bon Voyage' to Slick, he's headed out of the country for a bit. There will be a keg (if there are enough of us to drink it). We'll also be grilling out, so bring an appetite! ******* NOTICE THE TIME CHANGE TO 3PM FOR THIS HASH *******

Start: Hooters at JTB and A1A Directions: Take JTB East to A1A, look for the Hooters sign. For more info call Majorbation at 699-7757. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 2 Notes: Mystery Hash -- Short & Fun

******* 2PM TRAIL START ******* Start: Borders parking lot on Southside Blvd. Directions: Take I-95 to JTB. Take JTB East to Southside Blvd and turn Right. After you go under the I-95 On Ramp you'll see Borders on your left. If you see Target or the Avenues Mall you've gone too far. As always, if you get lost call Cotton Panel @ 904.631.6614. Time/Cost: 2 PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 4 Notes: It will be a little wet on trail but there aren't any gators (that I know of). ******* 2PM TRAIL START *******

Start: Target parking lot at JTB and A1A Directions: Take JTB East to A1A, look for the Target sign. For more info call Majorbation at 699-7757. Time/Cost/Hare: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 0 Notes: Bring a flashlight and parka!

Start: TNT Logistics Building Parking Lot Directions: Take I-95 to Butler Blvd. East on Butler to Gate Parkway. South on Gate Parkway to the Shell station and take a left on Deerwood Park Blvd. Follow it around to the TNT building parking lot. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 1 Notes: Bring Flashlights

Ok, there's no real hash in Jax today. However, Savannah has a kick-ass hash that would love to have you for the day. Get directions by calling (912) 507-USUK or email Ramblin' Man at drn0069@earthlink.net (but email him early). On on, CP & 3D (Who are hashing in Tidewater right now)

Start: Old Atlantic Theater parking lot next to the old Pic N Save (Across from Fly's Tie) on Atlantic Blvd just past (East) of Penman Rd. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 2 Notes: Bring Flashlights!

******* 1PM TRAIL START ******* So, have you all been wanking out on Saturday's? Feeling a little guilty for being so un-patriotic-like to the Hash? Then SHOW UP, DRINK BEER, and HAVE FUN. This time I can promise no bugs, no gators. BUT it may just test YOUR mettle. Are you up for the challenge? Start: Food Lion Parking Lot Directions: From the Beach take Atlantic Blvd East to the Arlington Expressway. Take a right on Arlington Rd and immediately on the left will be Food Lion. Time/Cost: 1PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: Very, very low. (Really people!) Notes: Anything can happen at a Short Straw Hash. Be prepared. Any questions? Call Cotton @ 904.631.6614.

Start: Neptune Theater on Atlantic Blvd. Directions: Take Atlantic Blvd East just across the intercoastal on the right (next to the Winn Dixie) will be the Neptune Theater. Park out front. Time/Cost: 7PM / $5 / BOB Shiggy Meter: 0 Notes: Bring your flashlights!

Wednesday Hash start will be at Tinsel Town between the Theatre and Seven Bridges. Directions: From the Beach: JTB west to Southside. North on Southside to 1st light. Turn right and then left at next light into Tinsel Town. Cost/Time: $5 / 7pm Theme: Have You Seen My Elf Hash. Dress up as your favorite Elf/Dwarf/Smurf for the Holidays Shiggy : 5 Bring: Flash lights, spare clothes

Start:Goodwill Parking Lot Directions:6th Ave North Jax Bch Time/Cost/Hare:7:00 p.m. $15.00 Shiggy Meter: Notes:Wear your Christmas Outfits anything goes, keep warm.

Start Time:7:00 pm Directions: 612 Camellia Ter Dr. Beach Blvd to Penman Rd left to Fla. Blvd left to first street on the right. Notes: Call Major Bation for details 904-699-7757 Bring a food dish if you want.

NO TRAIL TODAY!!!

Start: There is NOT a Hash tonight, Have a Merry Christmas!!!

Start:6:00-7:00 pm Directions:Wasabi's on southside blvd in the comp usa/target shopping center Notes:On After at Fly Ties's

******* 3PM TRAIL START ******* Start: Borders parking lot on Southside Blvd. Directions: Take I-95 to JTB. Take JTB East to Southside Blvd and turn Right. After you go under the I-95 On Ramp you'll see Borders on your left. If you see Target or the Avenues Mall you've gone too far. As always, if you get lost call Cotton Panel @ 904.631.6614. Time/Cost: 3PM / $5 Shiggy Meter: 4 Notes: It will be a little wet on trail but there aren't any gators (that I know of).